Front Room

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/moose-spotted-waiting-patiently-to-be-let-into-tim-181550769.html?nhp=1 Those Canucks sure do like their donuts. Kinda reminded me of Juice waiting in front of a Church's Chicken before they open up in the morning.

Obviously on TUSCL we all have different tastes in women. I'm gonna post two girls, who I think are two of the hottest women on planet Earth right now. Tell me who you think is hotter. Most of you will…

So, what do we think of POTUS not arranging his schedule to attend the funeral of Justice Scalia? Are we able to comment on other than strict ideological party lines? I will go first -- I'm not happy. I…

I've been going to clubs in my area for years, but up until recently things have always been pretty tame. You buy a girl a drink, chat for a few minutes, find some comfy secluded place for a couple dances,…

I dont want to jinx anything, and there's still a high chance one of the girls will flake. But as it stands, my fuck buddy and a stripper and I are supposed to meet for drinks tomorrow after work and…

A dancer sucked them right out of me

I believe that I've found photographic evidence of LDK gettin' it on in a strip club: http://i.imgur.com/IRWw7Bk.jpg

You can't accuse me of having whorephobia. http://www.dailycal.org/2016/02/16/stripping-away-whore-stigma/

Apple vs Federal Government: https://www.yahoo.com/politics/apple-vows-to-fight-federal-order-to-share-san-124228263.html This is spooky ground. Very controversial either outcome.

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I'm sure everyone has heard about the couple busted having sex on the Ferriswheel in Vegas. But this new twist to the story certainly makes it interesting. This guy may be my new hero: http://m.newser.com/story/220649/man-busted-for-ferris-wheel-sex-was-in-vegas-to-marry.html

He'll be first to die.

Can't have you sick fucks with guns when Isis strikes and the thugs invade your homes.

How do I gurantee a fine one?

I recently reached the age of 70. Given today's marvels of medicine that's no great accomplishment, however given some of my fucked up life choices over the past decade, I'm lucky to be on the right side of the grass.…

Hey everybody. I recently moved back to Dallas from Midland/Odessa area and Wichita Falls before that, but I was in high school here like 10 years ago, and I'm looking to get back into my strip club groove. I have gotten…

Have you noticed the rotating ad banner on tuscl which sometimes says "how to fuck your favorite stripper ... Learn it before it gets banned." Obviously "band" is misspelled which is embarrassing in and of itself. Ordinarily I would like…

No you can not write off makeup and shit legally. Yes you can find some dumbass cpa to do it for you, but you can't write off personal use items for example anything that can be used outside the club…

I know, pretty big of me. How about you?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB25aTfpNWF/

Kong, a 70-pound male octopus in the Seattle aquarium, had his Valentine's day date cancelled amid fears that he'd eat the small females that the aquarium caught! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/octopus-seattle-aquarium-sex_us_56c18ea1e4b08ffac125bb36 If I were Kong I'd go right up to the diver, say "not brilliant,"…

http://www.liquidlapdance.com/ This looks very awesome, anybody have experience with these? I may have to check this out very soon.

Hope too see a lot of smiling faces tonight

I went through the typical BS with filing taxes but had to go to a new place since I moved a while back. I have never attempted to claim business expenses but I kept record of everything this year. I…

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