How to get a seat in a standing-room only club
gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Walk around the club and say occasionally, in a quiet conversational tone, "Think of your Grandma naked."
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Both ways.
What I would do if the place were that crowded is just leave and come back on the day shift.
I mean if it is that hard to get a table, how about getting dancer time?
SJG
If it was a club i was new to, I'd probably just leave as I would be too pissed to enjoy the evening.
Fortunately I usually don't go to places that would do that.
Also depends in the club. If I'm in Atlanta making my first afternoon trip to follies (I've never been) I would put up with a packed house to find a nice dancer to take to VIP :-)
As for farting. when a dancer asks my why I'm sitting alone, I tell her that I farted and the smell has not dissipated yet.