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If you had a wife/girlfriend/significant other who was attractive, turned you on, was faithful as far as you knew, and enthusiastically met your every need for sexual release in creative ways that you enjoy as often as you want, but…

Ya

Qui Nguyen met Juice at a nail salon in Vegas a couple years ago, and showed him how to play poker. Juice's advice "Just the Nuts" propels him to final table and millions for the take home prize. Juice is WSOP's…

lied, cheated, broke laws, run a corrupt political organization, etc, as an elected official? How about Hillary? Wikileaks anyone?

JUST LIKE MY SISTERS PUSSAY I GOT CAUGHT AGIN SPYIN ON HER AND SHE TOLD MOM NOW IM GONE GO GIT REVENGE

So a couple of weeks ago I asked this stripper for her number. She was maybe a 7.5, nothing spectacular, but pretty decent. She took my number down, but she didn't give me hers. It wasn't a big deal to…

Flush the goddam condom, will ya ? That's just fkn gross, man !

http://www.sportingz.com/opinions/29-women-wont-believe-exist/25/ Can he handle that?

One thing when I go to a club I haven't been to before is to scope the place out for cameras. Usually when I see a bunch it may be an indication that they are also in the back,…

So I'm heading back to Vegas in a few weeks. The thing has always been that the hottest girls work at Rhino and Sapphires. Is that still the case? I tried out Sapphires and Rhino last time I was there.…

Recently I have found myself starting to gravitate toward older dancers. Now, I'm not talking about strippers that are well beyond their prime or one that should have stop dancing a decade ago. But recently I have started…

The inspiration for this post is sinclair's question about getting together with Indian chicks. As long-term TUSCLers may know, I have been obsessed with Indian, Persian, and Arab strippers for many years, with all three being on my "bucket list" of…

Juice, Crazyjoe and I went trick or treating last night. I dressed as Iron Man, Crazyjoe went as Liberace and Juice went as a couch. I was so exited when I woke up this morning to have Halloween candy for…

Have any of you fucked an Indian chick? If so, how easy was it for you to get the bang? I have a Caucasian buddy that is obsessed with Indian women. We live in a city being overrun by Indian IT…

Here it is 6 AM where I'm at and I'm getting ready for work, get a Facebook msg from a stripper asking if I'm working today because she got kicked out and needs to move her couches and clothes…

I Swang in to my local club in Billerica Mas about 9 pm Halloween night and there was not a single customer!

I HATE WHEN I DROP $30000 AND BITCHEZ TWAT SMELLZ LIKE FISHSTIX

It's been way too long for him to have been vacationing. I am starting to wonder and worry. Motorhead, are you still out there?

This club looks like its right up my style....$5 dances and high contact hell yeah ! Any other clubs like this in the area with hot AA and or Cuban ? I have developed a fetish for Cubans since my…

He didn;t just start smoking weed, he's been doing it for many years http://www.wisdom-square.com/images/evilweed.jpg

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/mvps-of-horror-the-woman-behind-elvira-mistress-of-the-dark-on-her-35th-year-as-the-bodacious-horror-hostess-121428937.html She always had a nice rack, she's attractive as well without the make-up.

http://comedyhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Screen-shot-2015-11-01-at-1.23.46-PM.png It's amazing how many people I showed this today that didn't know what it was about. For those of you lost, I'll give you a hint, Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall.

Anybody here live there?

Is the Halloween party at the club really a good night? I've never been, but it seems like sexy Halloween costumes on strippers is still clothing, and my favorite costume for a dancer is to dress up as…

Is the city bus solid in Miami to trust it to get me to Tootsie strip club ? Didn't know if it ran odd hours or if it didn't go near Tootsie ?