Querétaro - i know its not TJ, but it is Mexico

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Greanbeans
Ké lo ké?!?!?!!
Just hoping to tap into you bros experience.
I will be traveling to Querétaro for business early feb. Anyone been out that way? Any advise?

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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
Man Querétaro is busting at the seams with great strip clubs - anyone that doesn't know this must be living under a rock
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Greanbeans
5 years ago
Tnx papi... i can barely sense your sarcasm! 😉
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
You're probably best-served saving your $$$ - the little I've read of non-TJ clubs hasn't been positive - but I'm by no means a MX expert
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shadowcat
5 years ago
I have to disagree with Papi. In my younger days before I married a Mexican, I traveled all over western Mexico by airplane, ship, bus and vehicle. Damn near every Mexican town has 2 things. A Catholic church and a whore house. Once you get away from the border towns and resorts, you can get some great deals on pussy even with limited Spanish.

I have had great times in Hermosillo, La Paz and Culiacan with beautiful women. You just need to ask the locals where to go.
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
maybe 120 miles North West of Mexico City

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Santia…

SJG
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Just has this on Doxyspotting:
http://doxyspotting.com/?p=155748

Doesn't sound like much. State has population of 2M
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quer%C3%A9…

1 million for capital city metro.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quer%C3%A9…

As I know, most Mexican bars will have hookers. They certainly do in San Jose CA.

For all those who enjoy an evening out on the town, listening to music or dancing the night away, then you are going to love Queretaro! Most of the bars and nightclubs are located in the same area, where you will find all the big names, such as Mambo Cafe, Carlos and Charlie's and lots more. In the historic center you can also find a great variety of bars and tiny cafes with small tables arranged around the cobblestone streets, ideal for a pleasant afternoon of people watching.
https://www.bestday.com/Queretaro/Nightl…

Queretaro Mexico Nightlife Bar Hopping Walking Tour and Map (video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RPu391e…

I would suspect that if you just find the right area to walk about, something you will like will emerge.

SJG
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623
5 years ago
I was told by my temp GF last week in HK that brothels are illegal in Mexico City now and that is why she travelled to TJ to work. Any idea if that is true?
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
As I know, brothels are illegal in Mexico, even in TJ's Zona.

But the HK Bar is not a brothel, it is technically a hooker bar, because the girl takes you to the Cascadas, which is separate business.

House of Dates is the otherway, with session rooms. This is not what the zona has.

So Massage FS places are technically illegal, this is why Mermaids does not list an address of have signage. They just have a mamasan out on the sidewalk.

An exception might be the old boys town in Nuevo Laredo.

Also, DV TJ might have gotten itself an exception.

Greenbeans, you do business traveling in Mexico. You must speak the language.

Business in Mexico, I am envious.

The place on Doxyspotting which looks the best, beating out TJ, beating out Pari, and beating out everywhere else I have looked, is Mexico City.

http://doxyspotting.com/busy-streets-mex…

SJG
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
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ime
5 years ago
Some on hip me to what is up in Mazatlan, probably making some trips there over next year or two.
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
^^^^ Everyone says that place is run by the Drug Mafia.

You really need to go there, instead of someplace else in Mexico?

SJG
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Greanbeans
5 years ago
@ Shadowcat - i guess i’ll have to charm my way in.
@ SJG - tnx for info. I found a place that plays Caribbean salsa, bachata. So I’ll put on my dancing shoes...adidas. Lol
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Greanbeans
5 years ago
As far as legal, per wiki:
Prostitution in Mexico is legal under Federal law. Each of the 31 states enacts its own prostitution laws and policies.[14] 13 of the states of Mexico allow and regulate prostitution.[15] Prostitution involving minors under 18 is illegal. Some Mexican cities have enacted "tolerance zones" ("zonas de tolerancia") which allow regulated prostitution and function as red light districts.

I read about a club called “La yegua” in Querétaro. Also there’s “las malcriadas” and “el Establo” on the road to another small city.

I hope to have time to go to at least 2 spots. But I’m sure it wont be the debauchery you find at HK. But eager to find out.

Also going to Monterrey. That place is a hot zone for beautiful women. But will only be there 1 day.
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
^ with club names like that, I assume you won't find many if any English or some-English speakers in the entire club
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Greanbeans
5 years ago
Agree ^^

And to make it worse (?) my spanish isn’t “mexican” spanish. But i think i’ll be ok.
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shadowcat
5 years ago
Hey my best friend and I drove the Baja 1,000 from Ensenada to La Paz in a "55VW dune buggy before they built the road with nothing more than an English-Spanish dictionary. We got laid in La Paz, Mazatlan, Culican and Hermosillo in places where we were the only gringos and no English was spoken.
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shadowcat
5 years ago
We also got laid in Acapulco, Puerto Vallarta and San Luis Rio Colorado but English was available most often.
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max_starr
5 years ago
In my experience in my 20's and 30's in Mexico.....it is not hard to get laid in mexico whether you meet someone or pay. I visited often when I lived in Southern California..
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Bachata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKXH2Pbl…

Lambada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRkN6GXb…

^^^^ people don't seem to do this anymore? I had tried to look into it. From Brazil? Music too fast?

Both dance forms seem very flexible, so people could do most anything they want. Maybe Bachata is more romantic, Labada more suggestive of the street?

SJG
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Greanbeans
5 years ago
So i found a mongering spot in Querétaro. Its on the outskirts of town. Took an Uber here, $5 from my hotel. Just arrived. About 25 BG and 30-40 PL. Its good. NOT even close to HK. But the girls do 2 song. 1 fully clothed, usually in a skimpy dress. Second song is topless.
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Greanbeans
5 years ago
Just got approached by a 6. Passed cuz the girl on stage is a 8. Light Brunette, awesome ass to hip ratio... waiting for her to disrobe...but what i see is mmm mmm gud!
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PrimetimeSchein
5 years ago
I'm following this closely
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Greanbeans
5 years ago
On stage now another 9.... with the bow tie tat on back of leg. Sparkly dress, jet black shoulder length hair. Dress comes off to Bruno mars. Fake tits, but perfect tits! Mesero has come by once!!! Ive nursed my vodka rocks for 4 dancers. Vodka and bottle water was 160 pesos approx 8.50
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Greanbeans
5 years ago
Wait. Tits might be real...gonna inspect
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Greanbeans
5 years ago
Mesero was helpful.
Ficha - 100
Table dance - 100
Private dance -200
Arriba - 2500 = $125 dollars.
Wtf?!?!
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PutaTester
5 years ago
Greanbeans Are you going to provide a formal review? Looks like you have the necessary info.
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Yes, going to list this place, review it. What is it, hooker bar?

Going to visit again, see a girl a second time?

SJG
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Cristobal
5 years ago
It looks like my buddy @greanbeans was trying the play by play discussion but it looks like he was "distracted" or maybe he lost his BG (again).
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TFP
5 years ago
This play by play is awesome! Can't wait to see the rest!

How long is arriba? How long is a private dance?
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Greanbeans
5 years ago
@ Cristobal lol! Didn't loose my BG. But got distracted by a group of 3. We started chatting.

Arriba is actually in the back of the club, in a cubicle. And its not “really” timed, but got the impression of rushing. WHO’S NEXT?!?

I will submit review soon. Was fun but not near HK level. More subdued that LC even. Kinda chill stip/brothel with very set prices.

Review very soon. Gotta hop on plane
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
^^^^ Those kinds of places are not "hooker bars", they are known as "house of dates" because they have the internal session rooms.

These exist, but technically they are illegal in Mexico, even in TJ's Zona. Maybe some of these Boy's Towns, like in Nuevo Laredo are the exception. But this legal issue is why in TJ the Massage places don't publish addresses or have signage.

So are you going to see the girl again, take her OTC?

SJG
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PrimetimeSchein
5 years ago
Looking forward to it
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Jascoi
5 years ago
i’m waiting with bated breath.
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TJ Lee
5 years ago
At that price, they can't pay me to visit it. It makes TJ/HK looks like paradise, even for Mexicans.
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Cristobal
5 years ago
@anislee the prices seem reasonable if the FS ($125) includes the room fee.

Plus, this is not TJ so I imagine the options are limited.
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