No it's not a premature announcement of the demise of TUSCL member PapiChulo. I was driving on the West side of Cleveland earlier today and the license plate on a car in front of me at a traffic light read…

I'm the son of a West Texas wheat farmer and cattle rancher. So there was always work to be done. I started doing odd jobs around the farm at the ripe old age of…

I was there last June early in the shift. Place was dead only four or five customers; left after about 30 minutes. May have been the fact that it was mid-week in the summer; no other options close by.

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WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the hardest thing about hiring…

So let's say you were somehow injected with a truth serum that would reveal information about you that you might prefer other people not know. Fortunately for you however, you get to choose the order in which you reveal this…

Was working 2 fridays ago.....She was in a fantastic mood; best dances from her, ever, and that is saying something...

I'll admit to being quite guilty of this, but I think that most kids growing up in middle to upper class families are told that ghetto neighborhoods in inner cities are essentially akin to mini-war zones and that if a…

I told a stripper on stage that I was hungry for her, and she squirted some milk in my face. Was not expecting that! She did nurse me a bit later during a lap dance. Tasty and sweet. I guess…

Break In At Players... Girls are talking about a break in, after hours on a Thursday night/Friday morning. Apparently it's obvious that it's an inside job (the safe is in an area not accessible to customers). Any guesses who did it?

I don't know what's going on, but this has happened twice to me recently. There is a certain notel that I prefer to use and it has a drive thru area for ease of picking up a room late at night.…

All charges dropped against Jussie Smollet. Case files sealed. In separate news, large cash deposits made around town.

hey all! im going to toronto with my girl and we are going to be checking out brass rail.. she's bi and i wanted to try and find one of the dancers to talk to ahead of time so we…

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Making your way in the world today Takes everything you got Taking a break from all your worries It sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came You want…

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Apparently it clears President Trump of colusion. I bet all the talking heads who were claiming this was going to be his downfall are going to apologize for their irresponsible reporting. They should hire us to report on these things.…

Most popular stripper last night (Monday) making lots of money from other PLs, stops to chat with me, 62 y.o., not now nor ever been a looker, suggests going to dinner for "our first date." I was not spending much…

One Hundred and fifty years ago, we were an agrarian society. No government programs existed. Instead, we had large families. With no birth control pills or condoms, and high infant mortality, it was not unusual for a wife to give…

"she at one point said about her days as a stripper, “I had to go strip, I had to go, ‘Oh yeah, you want to f*ck me? Yeah yeah yeah, let’s go back to this hotel,’ and I drugged n****s…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the most ironic thing that…

I'm here now Mon nite 12-2am, selection is slim but still about 9 spinners available and you can get $100/1hr. Saw a 25 y.o white guy got kicked out by a security, he didn't look drunk at all and…

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I was robbed here by a heavy set brunette. She fooled me into seeing the champagne room. Then when I had my money out she took it all and said that was her tip. Didn’t consent to anything, got up…

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