Strip Club Bucket List?

Why are you retiring from the game in 1-2 years? I had a friend who tried to get out, but he told me, "Every time I think I'm out, they puuuuuuulllllll me back in!" Another buddy who worked at a hotel in California said he was told he could check out any time he liked but he could never leave. BTW, a threesome remains at the top of my bucket list. Pretty sure I'll cross it off on one of my next few visits to HK.

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday!

@JA its time to settle down.The only way I'd see myself clubbing if I was in a good relationship was if my wife was ugly or too focused on career. I've learned to just stay away from those types.

@JAprufrock

Awesome references.

My Monger Bucket List:

FKK Thailand

FS with a waitress from a SC

FS with a favorite porn star

Ever watch the "In the VIP Room" porn where they basically have an orgy in the private room. I don't think it will happen unless I win the Powerball

@cris - oh man, so many waitresses/bartenders I wish I could get my hands on. Far too often I have to snap myself out of ogling them rather than the talent getting naked on stage.

As for me, I'm not sure there's much I haven't done that I aspire to. I guess for me, the only thing lefts to do are:

• FS with bonafide 10
• ITC anal
• have a non-awkward encounter with a bathroom troll

@a21985

There are two sisters who are waitresses at one of favorite SCs and they are so damn cute, I've visited just to hang with them.

ITC anal can be had in COI

It can certainly be had in Detroit as well...just not yet at the price or the individual I've wished to with yet.

Front room makeout session...

lol...

i’ve allready fufilled my bucket list.

..I’m on the whipped cream. talking about the best. anything better will be health and selling the rest of my crap to continue this most excellent experience...

Seriously, though...

• FKK in Germany.
• Zona Norte in TJ.

I suspect that I'll enjoy the FKK more. But who knows.

The waitress / bartender thing is totally valid.

The porn star thing isn't strictly a strip club goal, but it's on the list (even though I've heard mostly tepid reviews of these encounters). I find it hard to justify the expense.

ITC FS with 8+ rated dancers in at least three local clubs in one day.

that last is a nice goal ishmael.

Thanks. Though listed last, it ranks much higher up on the list.

Been there; done that:

• Front room make out session (Texas)
• Front room hand job (Asia)
• BBBJ (Texas & Asia)
• FS (Texas, New York, Argentina & Asia)
• FS double-header (Asia)

Items still on my bucket list:

• Month-long tour of top 20 strip club cities
• BBBJ while on the Jumbotron at the ball park

I really find the idea of mongering in other countries intriguing so a lot of my bucket list items are related to that.

Definitely TJ, FKKs, Brazilian thermas, Costa Rica, and Japanese soaplands.

FS with a girl in a cheerleader uniform. FS with a girl in a schoolgirl outfit.

I definitely still want to do a 2 girl BBBJ. I'm not sure I even want to do FS ITC. It seems... Uncomfortable unless one has a full room.

Japan for mongering. According to a buddy who lived in Japan for several years, it's great... as long as you're Japanese.

Most of the good places over there won't service non-Japanese, even if you wave a big roll of cash. It's not the club that discriminates, per se, but the regular Japanese clients, who will abandon any place that they hear accommodates round eyes. Apparently, the best you can do is older, uglier women in the red light districts.

Again, this isn't first-hand knowledge, but the guy I know is solid. I'd love to visit Japan some day, but not for the mongering most likely.

Also, apparently all Japanese vaginas are pixelated. Seems super weird...

Njballa, i sent you a private message on one of your items.

@CMI

I wouldn't want to go for the sole purpose of mongering either whereas I do think that's honestly the only draw of TJ for me, I do really want to go there though and I thought that might be a cool thing to do if I do go. If I went for like a week though, its like something I might do one night. It might be better to just hire an escort online if that's the case. Even if its not visiting an actual location it could still be pretty cool to do that.

@K good tips!

@a21 I know a girl who does ITC anal, but Ive asked nor is it on my bucket list. The only way I could see myself doing that is if the girl had an enema before and skipped a few meals. I've heard too many horror stories over the years

@nj - Quit turning my SC dreams into nightmares!

I still want to finger a teenager. 18 and 19-year olds are still teenagers.

“I see myself retiring from the game in 1-2 years”

LIES!!!!!!!!

I want to at least fuck a hottie in every major city (top 50 by pop)

@call.me.ishmael

I've heard the same things about Japan and that's why I don't have it on my list.

@muddy its always good to leave on top. My clubbing is getting to the point where I have a small roster of 3 favs so I might as well settle down.

I’ve gotten a HJ from an ex porn star who dances in a local club. Chavonne Taylor if you want to search her on porn hub. To be honest she was very mechanical. Probably force of habit as I think it’s how they tune out what there doing when they work. She told me when she’d be getting fucked by some giant dick in her head she’d just be thinking about the money she’d making to get through it

@cristobal

Even if it is true for certain soaplands, there's still escort services you could utilize. This one for example has a lot of cute girls who really don't charge very much. They even put in the FAQ section that they don't discriminate against foreigners.

hentaitokyo.com

If the only reason you're going there is to monger though, then you're probably right that there's not much point.

It’s strange but I’ve just about polished off my sexual bucket list, but am now thinking quality instead of more items. For instance a few years ago I had bareback anal sex. Frankly it was nothing to write home about for me. I tried it a second time with another woman and I was equally unimpressed. Lately a dancer has been sending me “home made porn”. She and her guy set up a Canon DSLR and some lighting and for a small price they’ve been sending me about 30 to 60 minute videos of them going at it hot and heavy. When he pounds her ass it’s got little to no similarity to what I did. She’s eating his ass, he’s eating her ass, he rides her like I’ve never dreamed of. Then after he nuts in her ass she kneels and cleans his dick orally. Very different and far more interesting than my lackluster performance. I’ve been critiquing their performances and making suggestions for improvement. For instance when he gets a bbbjcim it was difficult to see his spunk drooling down her chin, so I suggested that she fill her mouth with plain yogurt and let it substitute. It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it.

Its incredible how much sex can differ in quality. Even sex with the hottest girl you've ever seen can feel just okay if she does nothing but lay there. I one time saw an escort who was really hot but there was just no enthusiasm or anything and it made the whole thing feel like a very mediocre experience despite how physically beautiful she was. I suppose I can't blame her for not craving the dick of a 130 pound scrawny teenager that she just met at a hotel but it still showed me that even though she was really hot, I didn't feel at all that it was worth the $400 I spent to do it. I felt that my $400 could've been spent much better at the strip club with my ATF even if she didn't fuck me. That being said, I'm still glad I had that experience because it taught me a lot about what I really enjoy about sex and what will really satisfy me.

@cc99

Thanks (not really) for sharing the experience but how is your comment even remotely related to the topic of your SC Bucket List?

More support for @SirLapdancealot's comments about threadjacking

I was replying to Gawker.

^ FYI @Beta CCuck threadjacking is threadjacking regardless of "who started it". Quit deflecting like a passive-aggressive little bitch and own it!

I never had a huge strip club bucket list to begin with so for me I would still like to LDK with twins and also a perfect 10 AA stripper.

@SirLapdancealot

Twins?

That's going to be a real challenge.

Good luck.

@Cristobal In my entire PL life I have seen identical twins stripping just once. Two gorgeous leggy blondes that had a stage show/routine where they mirror imaged each other. It was an entertaining show regardless of the stripping. I was with my wife at the time so no private dance was allowed. Someday maybe...

@SirLapdancealot

Wow, that must have been an amazing show

A few months ago, I was talking to a dancer who introduced me to her cousin but they resembled enough to be mistaken for sisters.

Later they performed together and it was pretty spectacular.

When I was younger, I had this fantasy of being with six women simultaneously while I'm laying on my back. One is sitting on my face. Three are running their tongues up and down my cock (one on each side and one between my legs working the underside of the shaft, while I'm reaching up with each hand to finger two others. I don't like my chances of fulfilling this fantasy. Unless I'm invited to Flagooner's next family reunion.

The only thing left on my bucket list is a bucket of KFC.

@jsully really weird but just last weekend i was thinking if i can find a girl like chavon taylor id settle down immediately. She is my type for sure. I knew she lived in MA but I saw on some site that she became a hairdresser some time ago?