given that it's always been a rob tactic to low-ball a guest's age, what are the best guesses you've heard? chronologically i'm a few months from 60. with a tan and fresh coat of paint civs guess me at 40-45. some ridiculous…

shitfaced hoes occasionally forget to check themselves for garlic and pussy stank, and their 'sisterhood' is often fine with the passive sabotage of not telling them. it's rare, but for carpy tunnel/b.o. i hint to them that a previous guest's stink…

"BREAKING: SCOTUS Strikes Down New York Concealed Carry Restrictions" https://www.dailywire.com/news/breaking-scotus-strikes-down-new-york-concealed-carry-restrictions-restrictions

@Muddy just surpassed 400-review in about 4&1/2 years as a TUSCLer - he had written his 300th in early April - he may become TUSCL's first 500-reviews reviewer. Only in America - USA! USA! USA!

"The paradise of the rich is made out of the hell of the poor." ~ Aldous Leonard Huxley ~ English writer and philosopher. ~ Born26 July 1894 Godalming, Surrey, England ~ Died 22 November 1963 Los Angeles County, California, United States

In a recent study, it was reported 33% of all men between 19-24 had no sexual activity in the past year. I thought we were still in the sexual revolution that started in the 60’s and everyone was getting laid.…

3 weeks ago, Anthoiny Fauci, the Chinese ass licker, predicted that we would be in trouble this fall. Yesterday incoherent and senile Joe Biden was asking for money for the next pandemic. Why now? Elections in November.…

Title couldn’t say it all. Like Slavery, Apartheid and Racism, poverty is not natural. It is man-made and it can be overcome and eradicated by the actions of human beings. ~ Nelson Mandela ~ Born 18 July 1918 Mvezo, Cape Province, Union of…

https://nypost.com/2022/06/22/tony-siragusas-approach-to-life-left-mark-on-everyone-he-met/ Not the most famous football player of all time but one of the most lovable and it deserves a thread. He's like if the guy down the block made it to the NFL. The rock of that 2001 ravens defense.…

"13-Year-Old Arrested After Shooting At Police, Wanted To ‘Murder A Police Officer’: Authorities" A 13-year-old boy arrested along with his 14-year-old Arizona compatriot for shooting at police confessed he wanted to “murder a police officer,” according to authorities. The two Arizona juveniles…

Always downtown, near the sports arena. The game let out a couple hours ago. A bunch of groups, a lotta young kids. Always some asian guy wandering around who has no absolutely idea where he is. Everybody is in and…

Anyone head out to the Tori Black live appearance here last weekend? If so, how was it/she? Couldn't get away to get to this one, but it seems like these feature appearances, which used to be a staple of…

Mongering that is... Man Gets Extreme, Super-Gonorrhea after Unprotected Sex with Prostitute https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/man-gets-extreme-super-gonorrhea-after-unprotected-sex-with-prostitute/ar-AAYJCtr?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=0e5e1a8c082b4354bb3edf0f51a6570a

Wow this doesnt sound like a NJ club to me hehe. NJ is a few years from forcing guys to just secure OTC. https://www.nj.com/middlesex/2022/06/nj-strip-club-owners-charged-with-money-laundering-promoting-prostitution.html

Although I've been to HK many times, I've never been to fully explore all the benefits VIP card offers. For example, do I get a 20% discount when I order food in the club? Also when I eat at Restaurant…

AYREVILLE, NJ — The owner of a Sayreville strip club, his wife and their son have all been charged with money laundering and other crimes. Several women and one man who worked at the club have also been charged with promoting…

I went at themplace couple of times around 9insh pm. It was not open

I literally am being told I have to provide a "driver's license," "passport," or "birth certificate" just to access Facebook. I need to access Facefart to get information on my 35th high school reunion. This is the literally…

Im planning a bachelor party for a close friend in a couple months. We got a place right in the middle of Fort Lauderdale. Doesn’t look like there’s many clubs in the area. Seems like we have to go up…

"‘I Gave It Everything I Had’: Super Bowl Legend Rob Gronkowski Announces He’s Retiring From NFL Again" https://www.dailywire.com/news/i-gave-it-everything-i-had-super-bowl-legend-rob-gronkowski-announces-hes-retiring-from-nfl-again

Fuck, Marry, Kill TUSCL Edition. PinkSugarDoll NiceSpice Blahblahblah23 Best believe if you don’t kill Blah right off the bat, she’s going to 🔪🗡you eventually.

At a club I frequent, a PL was sitting next to the stage. The stage dancer approached him for a tip, which he declined to give. She told him not to sit by the stage if he wasn't…

Title says it all. :D

Im cringing as I create this topic because it screams of something that BTE would write, but perhaps its inflation but many clubs in NJ are offering free pizza, sandwiches, and snack parties to entice guys to come. This just…

I am sick once again. I counted last night and I have been sick at least 8 times in the past 15 months. Probably more but I can’t remember. Three of those times were from my COVID…