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Excerpt from a recent playful VIP negotiation with RNM (Random New Meat): DG: Do you like to grind? NM: (knowingly) Yes. DG: Do you start in your g-string? (as opposed to watching a half-song striptease.) NM: (more knowingly) Yes. DG: Will you stay in my…
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I'm just curious how many dancers may read this message board. I don't believe any of the dancers I know read this but sometimes I wonder. I doubt anyone knows what I look like anyway.
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Just posting something different. I remember the last time I saw one dancer, she told me she got caught doing 95mph. I figure that might have something to do with her not returning to one club. What's…
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Do you have one? Is it saving you money or did you get it for the perks or both? I'm wondering how many clubs have this type of card.
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Do you partake? Do you think it is dangerous? Fun? A good/bad idea? I've almost always avoided it. Forget the danger aspects of disease, unbalanced strippers, drug addicted boyfriends, and all the rest. I couldn't help…
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I'm curious what thoughts any of you might have about the ladies at strip clubs that don't participate in the stage rotations but work the floor for private dances or VIP room engagements. How do they stack up against…
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What clubs are the best for the younger college type girls (18-22 yr old)? Real tits and good milage. Sometimes I hate the older girls who are jaded after striping for a number of years.
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Anyone ever seen an obvious lesbian/dyke customer in a club? I know supposedly a lot of the dancers are bi or lesbians, or at least act the part for the "fantasy". But on a visit last month in…
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What are your thoughts.....When traveling on business do you let a dancer know you are from out of town? - Maybe they will be more likely to offer OTC as they figure you have a room and are free for a…
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The following three instances of "quaint" dialog may or may not have been overheard at strip clubs. You decide! The names, at least, are definitely fictional. 1. Kevin and Juliet. Juliet, a dancer who has just finished her…
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I know this question will probably sound very stupid to some of you, but I figured this was the best place to get a valid answer to my question. My wife and I are going to hire a dancer to do…
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Couple nights ago I happened to catch the worst flogging I've seen to date. Besides the usual antics (tied to the pole, body graffiti with permanent markers, WWE-worthy stage LDs, ripped clothes, etc.), the drunken victim got the shit beat out…
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How much would you pay to watch a stripper pee? How about to choke her on a loaf of bread? At a club I go to, there's a guy who comes in with a roll of plastic wrap to spread on…
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I noticed when I watch amateur contests, some girls seem like real amateurs and then others seem like strippers from somewhere else. The girls who fail to take their tops off or act like real amateurs give a good…
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A couple come to mind ... Vida Guerra.....great ass and tits, great face and seems to be a fun girl Carmen Elektra - but not so sure after dating Dennis Rodman - might have destroyed the kitty - but great body…
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We've all spent enough time in clubs to pick up on a stripper vibe. Some girls seem born to be strippers or seem like naturals. Another thread got me thinking. We've done the celebrity stripper several times,…
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TUSCL members and participants are codially invited to join in a meet-up in Memphis, Tennessee, some time in August. Time, date, specific place, and other details still to be determined. Who's in? I am in! (Unless something comes up, of course,…
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What exactly are the common dancer tactics to figuring out how much money you have to spend? I'm used to the ones where they ask if you're married and then what is your job. I figure this will…
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What's the most unusual club you've ever been to, the one most unlike any other? For me I'd have to say Show-n-Tell Showbar in Philly. You enter a XXX-book/video store and walk out the back door, at which…
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Y'all might be interested in this story. And there's a conspiracy theory brewing in my mind. I think a journalist who's into anti-stripping is showing up here on the TUSCL boards. While driving during rush hour yesterday I encountered a story…
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I see a lot of posts here about hitting clubs during business trips, or about not getting to out-of-town clubs anymore due to a lack of business travel. I just realized I've only done that once, years ago, on an…
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Realizing it's location dependent, what do you guys think about club visits on a Sunday? I've never done it, but I have a free day this week and was considering taking a drive for a (hopefully) nice afternoon visit.…
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I'm (as)(pre) suming that a sizeable segment of TUSCL readership are familiar with "National Lampoon Animal House", and thus recall the contrast between Omega House(Well kept up, preppie, but sterile and given to formality) vs Delta House( rundown, but wild…
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My regulars know better, but Newer Meat occasionally tries variations of the "I'm having a bad (low money) night" routine, preying on both potential sympathy and wallet. It's almost always just a ploy. And I'm there to be seduced, not to be…
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Some strip clubs always ask if I have my id on me. If I clearly look older than 21, is there some other reason for always getting carded? Is there a possibility the club could get in trouble…
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