Stripper Logic / Stripper Time / Stripper BS
DougS
Florida
I'm not sure why strippers seem to think and act differently than non-dancing women, but I'm telling you there's a big difference in the though processes.
Stripper Time...
They seem to operate on a different clock. Have you EVER seen a stripper on-time? If their shift starts at 7:00, you surely wouldn't expect them in the club before 7:20, and there's no way they'd be on the floor before 8:00. If you arrange for them to meet you at 9:00, most likely you won't seem them until after 10:00, of course with plenty of excuses to explain their tardiness.
If you say it's been a long time since you heard from her, she will insist it was less than a week ago...
Stripper Logic...
Girls working as strippers are there to make money, right? It must be stripper logic then, that convinces them that they can sit for hours in the dressing room not making money. Or sit and shoot bull with their friends, not circulating. Don't you think they'd be hitting the floor trying to drum up business?
How about the dancers that tell you right up front that they have a boyfriend/husband. That surely hurts their business... why would they tell you that?
You have the girls that insist on wearing glitter, even though common sense says that they will get less business if the guys are worrying about getting glitter on them. I've even had one girl (Chitown might remember this chick, and the discussion) saying that she doesn't care if guys don't get dances from her when she wears glitter, saying she "doesn't want to dance with a married guy that isn't honest to his wife about what he's doing... besides married guys have no business going to clubs in the first place". I'm still floored by those comments. I'd guess 75-80% of the guys in the club are married... maybe even a higher pct.
Stripper BS...
They tell so many stories, and make so many excuses its some times amazing. Some of the things we hear from the strippers is so far-fetched, there is no way that it is true. Don't you think they'd realize that? Do they even know reality vs. their stories? They tell so many stories, that you know they must have a hard time keeping things straight. If you listen closely and make mental notes along the way, you can catch them in their lies. (of course they will have an excuse for it, if you bring it to their attention)
Stripper Time...
They seem to operate on a different clock. Have you EVER seen a stripper on-time? If their shift starts at 7:00, you surely wouldn't expect them in the club before 7:20, and there's no way they'd be on the floor before 8:00. If you arrange for them to meet you at 9:00, most likely you won't seem them until after 10:00, of course with plenty of excuses to explain their tardiness.
If you say it's been a long time since you heard from her, she will insist it was less than a week ago...
Stripper Logic...
Girls working as strippers are there to make money, right? It must be stripper logic then, that convinces them that they can sit for hours in the dressing room not making money. Or sit and shoot bull with their friends, not circulating. Don't you think they'd be hitting the floor trying to drum up business?
How about the dancers that tell you right up front that they have a boyfriend/husband. That surely hurts their business... why would they tell you that?
You have the girls that insist on wearing glitter, even though common sense says that they will get less business if the guys are worrying about getting glitter on them. I've even had one girl (Chitown might remember this chick, and the discussion) saying that she doesn't care if guys don't get dances from her when she wears glitter, saying she "doesn't want to dance with a married guy that isn't honest to his wife about what he's doing... besides married guys have no business going to clubs in the first place". I'm still floored by those comments. I'd guess 75-80% of the guys in the club are married... maybe even a higher pct.
Stripper BS...
They tell so many stories, and make so many excuses its some times amazing. Some of the things we hear from the strippers is so far-fetched, there is no way that it is true. Don't you think they'd realize that? Do they even know reality vs. their stories? They tell so many stories, that you know they must have a hard time keeping things straight. If you listen closely and make mental notes along the way, you can catch them in their lies. (of course they will have an excuse for it, if you bring it to their attention)
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(Wait. Caveat. I remember plenty of occasions when a girl who, on stage, turned out to be a real fattie, paraded about in tight jeans before or after her set, and I found her quite attractive in those street clothes. So some girls look worse when stripping.)
Haven't we already had this discussion?
Good point. In fact, "to strip" (nakedness in public) is, in itself, an encouragement of breaking social rules. Therefore, we could say that a form of "natural selection" is going on, in which childish irresponsibility is rewarded as more fit than other behaviors. Funny how it reproduces itself ... :)
I think you're all missing yet another explanation: Stripping itself is considered irresponsible. So is hopping from one guy's lap to the next, getting inappropriately intimate, and lying to each about how sexy he is. It's a wonder *more* strippers aren't unreliable.
I think we need to be careful not to lump stripper traits and the general inconsiderate behavior of the younger generation together.
I used to be in retail management and I can tell you that MANY young women have a problem getting to work on time. Being a stripper has nothing to do with being late, it's just easier to get away with it.
S. urdickenballz , even had business cards made from home for it , she said what does the S stand for , i told her Suck , she said so i should call you MR. Suck urdickenballz , of course i said glady ..i thought you would never ask ...
Sometimes I give a ridiculous name -- Nebuchadnezzar! Methuselah! Richard (I go by Dick) Hard O'Nalways! -- just to flirt. But then after we get through that silliness, I tell them "for real" that my name is something bland and false, like Dave or Mark or Bill or Todd or Chuck or Tom or Walt or Fred. Seems like accountants are named Walt and Fred ...
If dancers really want to protect themselves from potential stalkers the thing they should try to keep secret is their car, but few of them ever think about that. I once had a dancer challenge me that I couldn't find out anything about her (she was very secretive to the point of paranoia.) All it took was her license plate number and within a few days I knew everything about her including the fact that the "real" name she gave out to favorite customers like me wasn't her real name at all. I was so embarassed at how easy it was and how much I was able to find out with so little effort that I never told her what I knew, she would have shit a brick. Dancers who think they can keep their private lives secret are kidding themselves, anyone who wants to know bad enough can easily find out anything they want. I was really surprised how easy it was.
While it's true that a first name alone isn't enough to ID a person, in combination with other info, it's enough for a stalker to act on, or to help an old classmate to recognize her, etc.
At my regular club, there were at least three strippers whose real name was Angel, along with one who used Angel as her stage name.
(yeah, I know if there's already a girl dancing at the club with that name, they cannot use it, so that could be the reason for maybe 5% of the time)
Or how about when their real name and their stripper name sounds as if it's reveresed... for instance stage name = Elisabeth, real name = Summer?