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Which way does Willy point?

Dec 18, 2006, 1:44 PM
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ArtCollege
Oregon

Usually toward my knee, but sometimes I'll arrange for him to point north, toward my belt. That direction makes it easy for a dancer to produce a happy ending, if she's positioned just right. But I like down the pants leg (with boxers, not briefs) for long-term feelings. What's up (or down) with you?

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FONDL

I usually leave him home when I go clubbing. If I take him along he often gets me into trouble.

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Clubber

If you are talking "arranging", I usually just tuck him inside my sock, never mind which leg.

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Book Guy

According to porn, penises point up or out when erect, and some men have a banana bend to them. I think straight-up erections (like, an inch from the navel) would be a disadvantage for most positions but an extreme advantage for doggie-style and some forms of cowgirl. I think straight-out erections (like, at right angle to the vertical body axis) would be excellent for receiving oral and manual. I think everyone is geared for pleasure. :)

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chandler

Doesn't everybody's penis point up when erect? I didn't realize there was any choice.

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chandler

Just who is this Willy fellow of whom you speak, and what is he doing in the club pointing at your body parts?

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