PENISLAND—A new study has just been published that supports the idea that all things being equal, women equate attractiveness with the size of a man's penis. The purpose of the study was to test the hypothesis that primitive female mate…

Does anyone know the stage name for a lady who says she is from Barcelona? Beautiful, great dancer, and entertainer. Planning a business trip to the Queen City and would like to coincide with another outing with her.

Hey guys, I am planning a trip to one of four cities with strip clubs for my 21st birthday in June, my first time in a strip club. Trying to decide from the following cities: Dallas, Atlanta, New Orleans…

The RTH PDX survey was viewed 189 times so far. There were 182 hits from USA, 4 hits from CAN, 1 each from Venezuela and Indonesia, and 1 that I can't figure out where it was from. Within the USA,…

I think I know how most of you would already answer. I'm thinking about this but I'm thinking if I do such a thing, she'll start calling me her boyfriend. Maybe I should confirm how many kids she already has…

busty latina in Dallas (first time in this club) walks up to me while sitting at the bar. proceeds to rub my crotch, leans over and whispers in my ear " I've haven't been fucked this week and I'm…

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I am always curious about the length of time a dancer will invest to talk with a prospective or existing customer before asking if they would like some dances. For me, as a result of seeing the same dancers at…

Is it me, or do bartenders usually look better than the dancers? Besides the obvious fact that the dancers are in bikinis or nude, the bartenders are waaaaay more attractive - and with better bodies! There is this one bartender that…

I've heard of men bringing customers into a SC to close a business deal, but aside from a hedgeho.com article that lightly skims over the mechanics, there isn't much on the web about how this is done. So some questions…

I met a new young blonde dancer. As soon as we got into the private VIP booth, she said, "I only have one rule. You can't touch my hair." The reason was that she had hair extensions…

You guys should check out this NEW website www.exotictreasures.net It's a social network designed for strippers to interact with friends and fans from all over. It's 100% Free to sign up. Go sign up and view profiles from some of…

A dancer approached .... "you want to play with my pussy". Me: No thank you. She still sits next to me. Starts checking her phone for direction to god knows where. After few minutes " you have a condom". Me:…

A couple of months ago one of my favorites was in an auto accident and suffered a crushed leg. She had two surgeries and when I saw her a month ago, she was in a wheel chair and said that…

Okay – I know I do this from time to time and some may be bored with this s*** - but this review is a bit different than most and made me LOL: #################### This place was sleezy. Very, very sleezy. Less…

Breaking news from the Great White North: "MONTREAL — Six female strippers age 40 to 62 were arrested and charged with prostitution when police raided a bar in Massueville on Thursday." Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/strippers+arrested+Massueville+prostitution+charges/8233821/story.html#ixzz2QMan8MUN

I've learned over the years to be more careful. If I was considering hiring someone, the first thing I would do is look up their name on Google and Facebook. This habit has extended to the clubbing hobby.…

I was sitting at my favorite club with a girl I've been OTC with a couple times when one of my long time favorites plops down on my lap. Not wanting to start any drama between girls, I quickly…

Hey guys, Need some advice. I am going to Canada and setting up a stag party for my boy. Planning to go to the niagara falls area and hit seductions, penthouse and sundowners. How do I reserve a table for us…

OK fellow TUSCLers, the Miami meet is a week away. Date: 4/20/13 Time: 5pm Location: Tootsie's 150 NW 183rd Street I had mentioned in the meeting topic how we would know each other. Well, one of our attendees, Papi_Chulo, has stepped up in a…

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My drilling contractor's latest crew change brought a rookie rig pig into camp. Turns out this guy has a PhD. The poetry of some eighteenth century Prussian was the subject of his PhD thesis. Now, he is working the grubbiest…

"As we entered into a work subject discussion, the thin AA dancer that had been on stage as we entered the club emerged from the back wearing street clothes. She walked up to one of the guys at our table…

Milford[CT] Police are investigating a stabbing that took place shortly after 12 a.m. on Friday, April 12, on the property of Keepers' Gentlemen's Club, located at 354 Woodmont Rd. in Milford. The male stabbing victim has suffered critical injuries. Milford Detectives…

News from Allentown PA: An extremely intoxicated New York man was found passed out on the second-floor hallway of a Lehigh County motel early Wednesday, state police said. Raymond G. Sussek, 44, of Manorville, was cited with public drunkenness, after state police…