Whats the best way to do this and to enjoy a little blast from the past

One of my favs told her pot-dealer regular (who I did not know at all) it was my birthday, so he paid her to do a table dance for me. He was known for giving half the shift a…

Who would it be? Past or present, famous or not. I thought Johnny Cash and John Wayne would be cool.

Have you drank a cold one from your dancers pussy today ?

In the history of tuscl has their been a juice like persona before I was ?

Now that our own pet Canadian Millionaire is safely out of the country ( in Europe with his current favorite stripper - so he will be busy) it is time to say what we really think about the northwoods oilman. Actually,…

I have found them to be a lot friskier. LOL.

What are some clubs that you haven't been to yet, but that you wish to visit eventually? With my new job I will be traveling all over the United States over the next few years, so hopefully I'll be able…

I know I live in the past. I would rather listen to 50 year old Chuck Berry songs than anything by Kanye West. Or watch Gilligan's Island instead of American Idol. So it's no surprise I get nostalgic for…

I was talking to one of my favorites at Follies yesterday and she told me that Follies has a blow machine. Before leaving the club the house mom has each dancer blow into it and they are given a "pass…

You know...our Juicebro is a real chameleon. Everything from whacked out living like late '60 Lou Reed ('cept with KFC somewhere in the story) to beautiful poetry. I think we should all pause for a moment and thank Mr. J…

I think we should have a new acronym for LDK style, but it shouldn't be CIP. No, my brothers, it should be JIT for "jizz in trousers". Captures the off the wall but genteel nature of our LDK bro. I…

As a loyal disciple from the Church of Juice and a logical undergrad from Bullwinkle U, I often find myself surrounded by heathens and infidels. No tipping, no game, no fun. Obviously, we can't pray away the scum…

I was sitting and chatting with a couple strippers last week, and one of them pointed out a man at the bar and said, "That's the $50 man." The gentleman in question was wearing a nice suit and…

EL PASO (KTSM) — Police were looking for a man who called in a bomb threat to a strip club in East El Paso. Police said the man called an adult entertainment business on Gateway West near North Zaragoza just before…

Life, they say, is about learning to appreciate the small things. For proof, look no further than the first-ever "Smallest Penis Contest" at King's County Bar in Brooklyn, New York, on July 20. According to a Craigslist ad seeking "less endowed men"…

For those interested or w/o anything else to do tonight; this documentary airs tonight at 10:00 p.m. *Eastern Time* on the show “48 Hours” on CBS. “… A "48 Hours" investigation into drugs, guns, gangs and the battle for Chicago …” http://www.cbsnews.com/48-hours/

I've been getting dances pretty regularly from the same girl at a club I frequent. It's gotten to the point she stops by to see me almost right away. I like her dances quite a bit and enjoy her company…

If you drive in a broke down car and live in a 1970s trailer just so you can ball $1,00 s on the weekends at that puss puss give me a heart felt motha fuckin hell yes !!!!

Thank god for the " system " cause they aint nothin and i mean nothin better than going to some back wood red kneck dive bar and being the only and I mean the only motha fucka in a 3…

To each and every one of you fuck your boring ass asses fucklards I'm out !

https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/5155b6ae11e8c-image.jpg https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/518761a7e3ca0-IMG_1602.JPG https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/51439e023d442-bc306c405c3b11e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg I vote brunette. Although I wouldn't mind throwing a sensor ring or two on that cone, knowaddimean?

Never danced in San Diego so I'm gonna bring a few girls with Myself and get our feet wet ....literally. ahaha on a serious note does anyone know any great clubs for Hot black women to dance ? any suggestions?…

When I decided to hop on my fav website for the scoop in the SC . I dance in Portland, OR however I am from California. I enjoy it most of the times but I have had a few dead…

Weither it be with some power or not having titles like president juice , vice president dougsta, treasury staxwell and so on would be some kool and fuuny as shit