I mean really give it a good reaming? I can't say I have... But here's a fuckable iPad case if you're into that sort of thing: http://gizmodo.com/how-to-clean-a-fleshlight-yes-you-need-to-clean-your-1597138512 WEEE-YAWWW!!!

The Lome_Wolf parody poster ("Lone_Sheep") referred to himself as a "SNAG". I must have missed that definition... Is a SNAG anything like a BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP? Inquiring minds want to know.

Will thou get thy shit together and reconstitute profile pics.After all what the fuck do we pay you for?

So, I get home from an amazing day at the beach. What do I see in my cozy little condo but WWIII. My roommate/relative and his girlfriend/best friend's cousin are arguing. My neighbor/roommates best friend is at…

I stopped into a Taco Bell last night to grab some dinner. I order a Quesarito Box, then stand off to the side waiting for my order. In comes a group of young adult African-Americans behind me. Apparently one of…

I know that strippers only care about money and not who you are personally. I was wondering if you guys can recommend any Phoenix clubs were the girls genuinely appreciate timid, nice guys who are also alpha males? I've enjoyed…

From a recent review: “… A very cute spinner came by and sat in my lap. After about 2 mins of conversation she told me she had no money and had to pay the staff. I blew it off, but she…

What's the deal with certain guys paying strippers for their time or just to hang out? A hot 25 y.o. approached me recently about what I thought was typical OTC action. she said she had heard that i had hung…

I expected to see the usual six dancers in my local strip club during the daytime. Lo and behold, when I entered, there were "new" girls in the daytime! Many of these "new" girls had previously worked in the club…

Did you ever do fake chow on a stripper? Watch the movie Hall Pass

I got called a very cool shit head! What is that supposed to mean?

UK facing 'major' sperm shortage By James Gallagher Health editor, BBC News online The UK is facing a major sperm shortage that may be tempting fertility clinics to accept poorer quality sperm, the British Fertility Society (BFS) warns. Some clinics rely on imported sperm…

Did you guys know tis is one of the fine shows on Lifetime Movie Network (LMN)? Lmao!

Why doesn't he prop anyone?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/27/women-see-their-vaginas-for-the-first-time-and-its-surprisingly-moving-4776398/

http://www.toplessvegasonline.com/venues/spearmint-rhino/

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2014/06/man-gets-jail-time-for-stealing-from-job-to-pay-stripper

Have a free night in San Jose soon and want to check out the action at Key Largo/Del-Ray but would rather not stay at the Del Ray. Any suggestions? (Thinking of staying at Hotel Presidente but wonder if I will…

Woke up at 4:00 AM because of the dang smoke alarm downstairs in the kitchen was chirping that it needed a battery replaced. Those SOBs never seem to go bad during the day, only at night. Couldn't go back to…

I'll be driving through eastern Iowa so does anybody recommend any particular clubs that are known for high mileage?

What's up jealous haters? Weekend update time from South Beach's coolest, richest, Mcdonalds owning, drug addicted, can't find a non-pro, badass LMN!!! So everyone weekend I hit the party scene, get plastered on more drugs than any human could ever handle…

I just came from visiting a strip club where an X worked. I enter in confident and jouvelint and feel a weird vibe...I notice all the strippers whether attractive or not whispering about Me staring at Me directly…

The girls we have a family with is different from the girls we desire sex with ?

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