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Ilbbaicnl says the craziest shit

I'm going to nominate Ilbbaicnl for the "dude who says the craziest shit on TUSCL". You'd think that Juice would have this sewn up, what with his days of being the prophet Juice, receiving messages from the aether or his…

zipman68Contributor12 yrs ago 1 11

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Suddenly You See A Lookalike And You Say...

Man, twas about last week when I went to a club and had a good time with my friends. This lady showed up and we got some convo going. Not bad. The convo was so good I ended up buying a…

alabegonz12 yrs ago 3 11

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Best nickname for another TUSCLer

What is the best nickname for a fellow TUSCLer? Often, the names are insults, a la tittyfag's designation of yours truly as zEROTURD (points for doing something interesting with the capitalization, but othwise weak). However, I'll point out a good one…

zipman68Contributor12 yrs ago 4

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"I would have done [xyz], but I didn't have the time."

I have read countless reviews on here from guys who claim that they were offered [insert the fun activity here] in some VIP or CR area, but did not partake because they "didn't have the time." Does anyone actually…

rickduganElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 5 22

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Actual Real-World Interaction with Dancers

Most of us know that the vast majority of dancer/customer relations are all about money. However, I see some cynicism on TUSCL that suggests several guys here think it is impossible to actually make a real-world connection with a dancer, even…

howVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 12 33

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Anybody want to grope her?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2613123/Nice-bee-louse-Woman-WEARS-12-000-stinging-insects-naked-chest-stomach-churning-photo-series.html

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 6

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Boy or Girl?

Here's a blog Rick created where you guess the sex of the dancers he's slept with. http://slutroulette.com/blog/dick-or-clit/ Guess the sex, then scroll over the pic to see if you were right!

Doc_Holliday12 yrs ago 22 3

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Lilo gets shown up. :)

http://www.celebuzz.com/2014-04-25/watch-lindsay-lohan-take-a-spin-on-the-stripper-pole-again/

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 3

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"Just don't cum inside me, ok?"

Seriously now, do any of the girls who say this really believe that a guy is going to pull out just as he is hitting full steam? It takes a lot of willpower to pull out just when things…

rickduganElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 8 31

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Deputies: Man drives truck into strip club, trying to take out bouncer

A Jefferson{OH} man could face felony charges after he reportedly drove a truck into an Ashtabula Township business in an attempt to strike an employee with the vehicle.Ashtabula County Sheriff's Department deputies were dispatched to the Rare Cherry Gentleman's Club,…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 6

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TUSCL redesigned?

I clicked on the reviews section and it looks completely different! What...the...fuck! It's not going to be the same without the graphite background.

Hard4Dancers12 yrs ago 13 3

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Now we know the truth.

48? 103? Wow. If you ever wanted to attack StripperWeb, this is all you need: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?53548-How-many-people-have-you-slept-with

Hard4Dancers12 yrs ago 5 10

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Managing OTC relationships

The nice thing about doing OTC when I travel is that there is almost never drama involved, probably because I am gone from town soon after the event. I also had it pretty good when I clubbed in NY/CT.…

rickduganElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 5 9

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Is it disrespectful to ask for OTC?

A couple of weeks ago I was getting dances from one of the finest dancers I've ever seen. While she is beautiful and sweet, her dances are somewhat unspectacular. We've really never had that much chemistry either.…

Lone_WolfVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 6 23

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Her: "I'd love to pick up where we left off.

We met on Seeking Arrangement well over a year ago. We chatted through personal emails and met once for dinner, but for whatever reason, we never pursued an arrangement. Out of the blue she emails me last night,…

steve229Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 12

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Guns

Once an old man gave me some great advice. He told me that if I ever got married to make sure she had really big boobs. He told me that they had to be at least big enough to…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 2

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How to take care of a S/O that doesn't like you going to strip clubs.

TRAVERSE CITY — A Traverse City man told police he strangled and tried to kill his sleeping girlfriend because she opposed his strip club visits. Sean William Jones, 30, faces felony charges of assault with intent to murder and assault by…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 6

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RickyBoy's Faggotry

Fuck that faggity fagggot aka the RickyBoyDugan.

DougsterVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 21

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Asian strippers

does anyone know where i could find asian dancers in the new jersey area? any clubs that have one

sunny846Contributor12 yrs ago 9 13

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I was drugged': Doctor refuses to pay $135K strip club bill

A prominent heart doctor is trying to skirt $135,000 in credit-card charges at a Manhattan jiggle joint by claiming strip-club staff drugged him, according to a new civil lawsuit. Scores NY says in its suit that Dr. Zyad Kivarkis Younan “voluntarily”…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 13

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Simple Question Shadowcat

Were you or were you not seen in Platinum Plus Columbia with Bonesbrother?

tumblingdiceContributor12 yrs ago 5 37

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Alucard's anal obsession

He talks about the male Vaginal obsession in his rambling profile, but he seems to thing for Anuses: -- Read Message My Messages | Sent Messages Date Sent: 02/27/14 6:14 AM To : Hard4Dancers From : Alucard Subject: Asshole Message: Show up in person Asshole. Or are you…

Hard4Dancers12 yrs ago 7 21

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***LMAO!!!!! Yearbook photo***

http://www.mocavo.com/Whitmer-High-School-1971-Toledo-Oh/680985/241 You were a loser then and you're STILL a loser now!!! LOL

Hard4Dancers12 yrs ago 5 51

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Fuck-Marry-Kill: Pop Tarts Edition

Since Slick has been sleeping on the job lately... 1. Miley Cyrus 2. Katy Perry 3. Taylor Swift

steve229Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 26

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Why am I now getting a certificate error when I come to this site?

Founder, is there a reason? I still use Windows XP. Could that be it?

mikeya0212 yrs ago 4 24
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