A blonde and a brunette are watching a movie in a theatre. Blonde: This guy next to me won't stop masterbating. Brunette: Well, tell him to stop. Blonde: I can't. Brunette: Why not? Just tell him. Blonde: But he is using my hand though!

Obviously there is no full proof answer, but has anyone developed an algorithm, a system, a code, or a set of guidelines to know what strippers with give the best lapdances?

South Park- Fingerbang: http://youtu.be/uLS_HARAYZQ If a dancer puts your finger in her veejay herself...are you finger banging her or is she finger banging herself?

What do you call a 300 pound stripper? Broke.

Heading to Philly/South Jersey in a couple of weeks - any recommendations for high mileage clubs?

All right, all right, my clubbing familia. It's time once again for another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. Today we will be playing the Megan Edition. Our three lovely contestants are- 1. Megan Fox 2. Meagan Good 3. Megyn…

I don't know about y'all, but I love the Twilight Zone. I grew up watching reruns and soaked them up. The New Years Day Twilight Zone marathons where life savers for my sisters and myself whenever we spent…

Am I alone in hating these type of women that have taken over strip clubs?

Anybody seen or heard from him in a while??? hasn't posted since January, makes me wonder...he was a good contributor

So, I don't travel for work and have always gone to clubs only in my local area. For a long time, I lived in Phoenix and so went to the Phoenix clubs. I'm now back near Columbus and so will…

I was in a Detroit club recently for the first time and a swarm of masked LE appeared. I know that one they take all the girls in the back they check for things like proper licenses and stuff like…

I'm meeting family for vacation near Ft. Macon, NC, coming from Pittsburgh. Instead of driving straight through for 11 or so hours in a single day I figured I'd break it up into a 2 day drive. I'm…

Is anyone here NOT in love with a stripper? 😍❤💗💖💘💕😍 Sheesh!

Lights dim and music blazing. Damn i feel the atmosphere. My new bitch already spinning onthe pole. In my mind i already am playing forward howim gong to please her. Its crazy but im good at this…

A skill i do well is projecting my sexual energy on to dancers in the vjp or stage tipping...ive noticed it turns them on and i csn smell their heat

The more i club the more i learn exactly what mu sexual indulgences are...im fascinated to notice how much of a face and blow job bro....I'd rather fuck a sexy face then body....gem me dem brainzzzz Zombie Judo Juice screw

I've been thinking about this question for a week or so, and then I saw Rockstar say somewhere he has a crush on his ATF, and I saw Clubber's celebrity crush thread, so I decided to post this. I've had a…

Say something bruh...i miss your zingers

I was visitng my home clean club this night i walks in and usual get my drinks then tip...set down in my dark corner up against the wall and as i watched the first stage rotation i remember beimg frustrated…

Anyone have an opinion on which states that you can get away with the most at strip clubs? Of coarse, other than Nevada

Headed to ft lauderdale mid week. Looking for a a SC w lots of mileage and extras. Research is pointing me towards diamond dolls. If anyone can reccomend a dancer that you beleive will OTC or a…

Yes or no ?

So I really want to become a dancer but I don't have a liscense and I think it's 300 bucks to get one. I don't have that type of cash right now and I was wondering if there were clubs…

Might have been covered before, but if so, I don't recall (old brain). Anyway, which celebrity (actually anyone well know, I guess) that you had a crush on? For me, Yvette Mimieux. She was in the original "Time Machine" movie as Weena.…

When I first met my ATF 3 years ago I fell hard for her, like any PL. I wanted to get to an OTC relationship ASAP, but as it turned out she didn't do OTC with anyone, me included. She's…