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Old school joke

How many letters in the alphabet? 24, cuz L&M got kicked out for smoking

mikeya0212 yrs ago 3 11

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New Sexually Transmitted Infection Effects Brain Increasing Libido Before Rottin

On the plus side, at least you're horny? http://www.vice.com/read/this-new-deadly-sti-makes-its-victims-horny-before-killing-them

Doc_Holliday12 yrs ago 14 4

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This is atest,this is only a test.

No new discussions in 17 hours?Founder!!!!

tumblingdiceContributor12 yrs ago 3 9

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yeeeeeep

Yeeeeeep

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 8

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Dancers On Trampolines

I was watching some old Man Show reruns yesterday, enjoying the Juggies jumping on trampolines. This got me to thinking which isn't ever healthy for anybody. What if the strip clubs got rid of stages and poles and…

SlickSpicVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 4

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self destructive behavior

Do you find that seeing strippers/visiting the SC Is intertwined with self destructive behavior, for you? Perhaps in a rare moment of sober introspection (both my valium and ativan rx's have run out and can't be refilled for a few more…

LMNContributor12 yrs ago 9 14

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Investing in a Strip Club

Has anyone here ever seriously considered investing in a strip club? From a business standpoint, its a pretty sound concept with all the employees being 1099's that pay "rent" to the house. Especially if you lived somewhere that you were…

LMNContributor12 yrs ago 4 18

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What we really want from favorites

Anyone ever find themselves in this situation... I meet a smoking hot new dancer and set out to win her attention and succeed. ITC and OTC. Txt's, phone calls, lunches, dinners, gifts, favors etc...all this sets a precedent for future…

Lone_WolfVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 7 12

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How to hook up OTC.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/377829/VIDEO-Man-visits-strip-club-likes-one-stripper-so-much-he-carries-her-home

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 4

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Monica Lewinsky's Strip Club Job Offer

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/08/monica-lewinsky-scores-strip-club-cigar-bar-hostess/

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3

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Is Jim Jefferies trolling TUSCL?

The LMN character seems a bit like the version of himself that Jim Jefferies plays in Legit. Although, to be fair, the Jim Jeffries character is pretty cool to the paralyzed character that DJ Qualls plays. I mean reall, he…

zipman68Contributor12 yrs ago 1 3

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Homage for Gawker

Gawker is one of my favorite posters on TUSCL. I'm always eager to read what he has to say. 1. Gawker has weirder, wilder and woolier adventures than I have. I had lots of strange, fucked up times…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 21

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Tallest/Shortest dancers you've been with ?

I went to a SC last night (trying to squeeze some fun of what was remaining of the weekend) and I got a dance from a tall black dancer that said she was 6”1 w/o shoes; and I believed it…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 7 32

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Test Drive

Been looking for a good, reliable daytime girl, but hadn't seen anyone to my liking until the other afternoon when a dancer caught my eye. A little older model, but her body was in great shape. Tipped her…

steve229Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 7

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OT:Deter's Final Season

Just had my family come back from the Yankees beating the Lamegels. Great game. I, for one, have nothing but respect for Jeter. Class, clutch, and leadership in the Big Apple. And this comes from…

SlickSpicVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 15

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Police suspect strip club patron died of 'excited delirium'

Having not heard the term before, I was somewhat disappointed to learn that it results from ingesting too much PCP . . . http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/2014/05/07/jason-jordan-pink-slip-nightclub-brooklyn-illinois-excited-delirium/8818975/

JacksonEsskayVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 24 3

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Tolerating GFE

With the right dancer, I enjoy LFK, DFK and other traits of GFE. In fact, if the right dancer can tolerate giving me good GFE with my fugly ass, she has made long term, big time, bank off me.…

Lone_WolfVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 8 27

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Tell me this is not true

Anyone familiar with “Aga's” in Boston – is this their M.O? From a recent review: “… The dancer that approached me was an attractive black woman, slim, not too much up top but a nice backside. She sat next to me at…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 7

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Strip Club Flooring

I, for one, am all about tile. Keep the carpet. Don't even let me hear the words pergo.

SlickSpicVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 9 20

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Strip Club "dos" and "don'ts"

Hi guys. I have a request for an article on strip club do's and don'ts. If everyone here could post at least one "do" and one "don't" I will compile them into a permanent feature. Do: Tip girls on stage.…

founderContributor19 yrs ago 17 33

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Strip club patron dies from excited delirium.

BROOKLYN, Ill. (KSDK) – Police suspect the death of a 30-year-old St. Louis man who was transported to a local hospital after exhibiting hallucinations and becoming agitated outside of a strip club early Saturday morning is due to "excited delirium." Jason…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 5

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I've fixed LMN's post!

Mr. "broken condom scares" LMN just PMed me with a groovy story. Apparently, he traveled to the year 2525 where he proceeded to pick up a future hooker. He told the following story... I took my DuhLorian time machine to the…

zipman68Contributor12 yrs ago 3 5

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Delaware 2PMer. Thats right 2PMer.

A 29-year-old man was shot Tuesday afternoon outside a strip club just south of Wilmington city limits, state police said. The victim was taken by ambulance about 4:30 p.m. from the Gold Club Restaurant and Exotic Entertainment in the 1000 block…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 5

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Belle Knox: Some Strippers are Coeds

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/06/duke-porn-star-belle-knox-is-building-her-brand-one-strip-club-at-a-time.html

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2

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Regretting commitments

Have you ever regretted the commitments or promises you've made to a dancer. Man, I have. I live up to my commitments and if I promise to do something it gets done. Sometimes, after a few drinks, I get…

Lone_WolfVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 6 13
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