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Honeymoon joke of the day
After vowing celibacy, the young bride and groom were finally cosummating their love.
After undressing, the bride exclaimed, "my, I'm glad you have a big cock instead of a little one"
The groom went over and slapped her..
"Why did you do that?"…
7 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(Clubber)
mikeya02
11 years ago
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kissing thread wit dem twist
I love when a dancer shoves her pussy in my face...i always sniff and give a little dfk....damn im a animal
2 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(BagBoyJames)
BagBoyJames
11 years ago
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Ode to gerorgemicrodong.
"I have a tiny c*ck
Like a crooked little finger
Everybody else's d*ck
Is inevitably bigger
If six inch as an average
Can truly be believed
Someone here in this room
Must be…
2 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(SlickSpic)
shadowcat
11 years ago
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A limerick for Slick
One day while going for a drive,
I saw Slick on the 405,
he was smoking Panama Red,
while getting some head,
he's luckey to be alive!
mikeya02
11 years ago
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Fuck-Marry-Kill:The Sweettooth Edition
It's Friday but it sure ain't payday but that's a ok with me. Why, you ask? Because it's time for, FUCK!-MARRY!-KILL!(insert theme music, maybe some Herb Alpert). Today, we're going a different route. We're taking a…
5 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(crazyjoe)
SlickSpic
11 years ago
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Greased pig
I have run into several entertainers who's skin feels oily to the touch. It has no strong smell and I don't think it is a spray on tan because none of it appears to rub off on me. So what…
9 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
shadowcat
11 years ago
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Women more discriminating
A Scientific study of PL:
http://www.newrepublic.com/article/118953/narcissists-have-sex-more-often
"Psychology and human behavior students are taught early on about the famous 1978 study conducted on the Florida State University campus in which volunteer male and female subjects approached other students of the opposite sex and…
13 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(jerikson40)
andyrandyr
11 years ago
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For everyone who is, was, or may be married
Signs that your wife is dead
A: The quality of the sex stays the same but the dirty dishes pile up in the kitchen sink
The nasty smell no longer comes from just between her legs
She stops saying no every time you…
40 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Supremeruler)
JohnSmith69
11 years ago
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Something new to offend the virgin loving jihadists among us
The bacon shake.
http://usat.ly/1tDf5o2
JohnSmith69
11 years ago
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Spray On Tan, Begone
The days of glitter might be long gone
But spray on tan goes on and on
All over my shirt and all over my pants
It's part of the hurt that comes with the dance
It's part of the pleasure and part of the…
6 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(lopaw)
SlickSpic
11 years ago
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Hand sanitizer/ rubbing alcohol on penis after sex with strippers/escorts
Does anybody else rub hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol on there dicks after sex with stripper/escort?? Me If I'm in club I'll rub hand sanitizer on my dick then when I get home use rubbing alcohol...the sex is with condom…
35 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Aravas
11 years ago
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not another kissing thread!!!
I must confess that i seek kissing just as hard as i do for extras...i once dropped $500 for 60 min of dfk
13 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
BagBoyJames
11 years ago
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Topless / Nude Waitresses
I went to the Tilted Kilt for lunch today and a thought crossed my mind. Are there any restaurants/sports bars (not SC) that have topless or nude waitresses? I did a Google search and only came up with one in…
42 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(jerikson40)
occurious
11 years ago
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A Stripper with her Head on Straight
A dancer I've known for years sat down and my table yesterday and told me about her plans for the future. (This girl is not my type and so I've never gotten dances from her.) She said she…
29 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(Clubber)
jackslash
11 years ago
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Trouble finishing off
I went to a strip club last night, I hadn't been to a strip club in about 7 years and had never been to this one. Anyway I got a few lap dances from a few different girls.…
14 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
patriots22
11 years ago
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Sitting beside VIP booths
Has anyone ever say beside the VIP booth just to see what you can hear? I did it once and heard thumping of what I can imagine as a stripper hoe being pounded
6 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(Aravas)
Aravas
11 years ago
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Observing 9/11
Every house in my sub division is displaying a small American flag next to it's mail box. I think the Home Owners Association is responsible for it. I like the thought.
27 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(skibum609)
shadowcat
11 years ago
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What Floriduh strippers do after they retire.
An ex-stripper from West Palm Beach and her partner-in-crime managed to swindle more than $200,000 from a 66-year-old California woman, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.
Erica Midyette, 30, booked into jail Wednesday, faces charges of money laundering and…
5 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(georgmicrodong)
shadowcat
11 years ago
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Bi sexual
Seems like this term pops up quite a bit on here and it's always about females being "BI". I'm sure that there must be Bi males as well but you never hear about them. Do bi females out number bi…
26 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(georgmicrodong)
shadowcat
11 years ago
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Ratings by city
I think it would be great to see the average ratings by city. It would by great for us cross country travellers to better plan our routes when traveling through several states. What do you people think?
16 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(sharkhunter)
chukko
11 years ago
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street walkers
Hi im new to this hobby and i would like to know if there are any gorgeous street prostitutes in vancouver or Montreal
8 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(rickdugan)
nas52
11 years ago
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Officially an old man!
Went to Key West yesterday for work, got stuck there and had to stay over night. What did I do, got a room and sacked out. Sad, truly sad!
15 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(Clubber)
Clubber
11 years ago
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Discouraging Leeches
Every few days we get a post from some guy who has either just signed up for the site, or posted 1-2 reviews in the past ten years, who asks some version of “what’s the best club in x city”…
51 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(Clackport)
JohnSmith69
11 years ago
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SJG and cable TV
When your cable goes out, you need an outlet
When you need an outlet, you go to TUSCL
When you go to TUSCL, you want to show off your creative writing
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SJG
Don't be a tool that…
6 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(sclvr5005)
mikeya02
11 years ago
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Floriduh again.
A car thief and his stripper-girlfriend-accomplice attempted to escape handcuffs in the back of a cop car by passing an earring during a kiss.
Jonathan Kokontis, 25, and his girlfriend Melissa Elaine Schneider, 27, were arrested on Saturday after trying to…
14 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(deogol)
shadowcat
11 years ago

