A lot of you have been going to strip clubs for almost as long as I've been alive. You know the ends and outs, seen that fckn movie so much you know how it ends every time. So take a…

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/229254/bride-to-be-fcks-dwarf-at-bachelorette-party-confesses-when-baby-is-suspiciously-short/ It would be perfect if the dwarf stripper was named Tyrion.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da9_1412883591 A whole new meaning to shooting your wad on a stripper.

As a dancer I enjoy reading all of the discussions you guys post; I find it extremely interesting to view my world through the eyes of the customer. I always strive to provide a positive experience to the men who…

Saw a recent RTRC and one of the dancers was named Felony. Would you fellas and fellettes get a dance(or more) from felony? Yay or Nay? I say Hell Yay!

Anyone ever have a dancer forget to collect money after a set of LD's?<br /> <br /> My ATF almost forgets every time. I've only gotten dances from her on 3 visits. After 2-3 dances I agree to go to the VIP…

When 499 pound ham hock sausage fingers bitch cums up in a CLUB and facilities a little sexy dancer...enjoy Juice 4 Life Its a way of life JellyRoll - Like A Frat Party (Official Video) Di…: http://youtu.be/taJvr1B14uY

A PL's wife was very suspicious when one day she found a small wooden box hidden in his sock drawer. It contained three golf balls and $2,000 in cash. She confronted him, and he was so unprepared for her discovery that…

I know we are too emotionally fragile to seriously discuss the income that us PLs make. However, I thought we could handle a discussion of dancer annual income. I have some new insights into this issue based upon…

Did anybody watch the Nova last night about ebola? Though I'm not worried (my #ebola.stripper is, of course, intended in jest) that show was incredibly sad. And the original identification of the virus sounded like something straight out of Conrad.…

All this "exclude middle" BS got me think 'bout the way REAL men win debates... They threaten to take a shit on stage. Worked for some rapper named daylyt... http://radio.com/2014/10/06/rapper-daylyt-poop-on-stage-battle-rap/

was in the club - again! How much longer before we have to stage an intervention? lol

There seems to be a debate about, well, debate going on here at ye olde TUSCL DB. On one hand you've got most members who seem to regard the board as the virtual equivalent of a friendly weekly poker game,…

I'm single looking for consistent access to some goodness. I'd like to try dating a stripper not just OTC shit. I'm not a white guy, and based on some of the comments of the ghetto-fication of SC's, I think that…

Ok so I came across this sexy young lady on You-Tube dancing provocatively to Hang On Sloopy ... you would not expect this girl's dancing to be as sexy as it is, but for a fully clothed lady she shakes…

The following are all replies that strippers have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A…

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) A Fort Wayne man is facing charges of intimidation and carrying a handgun without a permit after he allegedly went to a strip club and told an employee he was there to kill the night…

Mine is: I'm preggo and think it's yours.

sung in a slow, morose tempo: Where have all the strippers gone? Long time PLs asking Where have all the strippers gone? Nursing school, everyone Where have all the strippers gone? Cocktail waitressing, everyone Where have all the strippers gone? Real estate sales, everyone …

Hell no! I'm going to try it as they do in Japan! https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8TdvpIYiQZbc0tiSzZpNTVxZGc/edit?usp=drive_web

I notice a lot if people here go to SC's a lot. I joined because I ran through about $3k one night. As far as that goes I chalked it up to a one time gift to myself, said…

Before you say to read the reviews, I HAVE read the reviews previously. I just want clarification. Do you need a passport to go into Mexico or to get out? Have any of you been a victim of a crime…

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/dancers-win-4-3m-class-action-suit-strip-clubs-article-1.1966901 Strip clubs are going to lose more of these suits, because they don't treat the dancers as independent contractors. Are the owners too dumb to understand the law?

What with dot dude telling us all about TMZ I thought I'd check it out. Maybe see if they have a pic of JLaw after a bukkake or something coo-el. But they have more about the dude from 7th Heaven... www.tmz.com/2014/10/08/stephen-collins-oral-sex-child-molestation-daughter-boy-penis/ I…

So, I recently recieved many texts(w/pictures) from a FWB, former stripper. These texts were from London, with cool pictures of the usual landmarks one on vacation would take. I knew she was going to London with a sugar…