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Musings of a PL who frequents a topless club in Dallas

Bavarian

What kind of restroom troll just sits there an plays on his phone. Hey bud, if you want to earn a tip, turn on the faucet or hand me a towel.

I know you are a restroom troll but that does not mean you have to eat your dinner inside the restroom. Yuck!

Hey bitch, I come to see you regularly and always get dances from you. Would it kill you to stop by once in a while after you have drained my wallet? You would rather chit chat with the floor trolls or hang out in the DR.

Hey bitch, I know you are drop-dead gorgeous, but at least shake your ass or show me your tits after I tip you. You just sit there and do nothing. I am done tipping your ass.

Hey bitch, you are a ROB! You have a bad attitude and your lap dances are mostly air. You fooled me once because you are beautiful, but you ain't fooling me twice, bitch!

Hey bitch, I tipped your ass generously on stage. You get off stage and go sit with a tall and buff dude at the bar. Sure, he buys you a drink and you sit on his lap, but that's not what you wanted. Lap dances pay your bills, not free drinks. Now you come and try to hustle me. Sorry, sweetie you should have come to me first, I don't want sloppy seconds.

Hey douchebag, you look pathetic calling dancers to your table just to grope them for free. If you are not interested in getting dances, don't call them over. I want these bitches to be in a good mood and you are ruining it for everybody!