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A brilliant joke....

Knock, knock Who's there? Thyme Thyme who? Thyme to wipe my ass!

mikeya0211 yrs ago 5 5

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How should a Stripper Approach You?

This following question is mainly for customers who do not have a regular "You walk in a strip club, you go and take a seat.. how do you want a stripper to approach you? What is it that she should…

researchgirl11 yrs ago 111 55

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Bad news for Kansas clubbers.

Kansas lawmakers weighed adopting tougher restrictions on strip clubs and adult book stores, including a ban on full nudity at strip clubs and a ban against building a “sexually oriented business” within 1,000 feet of schools and houses of worship. The…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 8

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Have any of you been caught in a raid?

It would be awkward for me to be caught now!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 12 18

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Strippers and Athletes/Entertainers

I live in Portland, and we have a NBA team (Portland Trailblazers). At my favorite club, a dancer told me a lot of the dancers were fucking some of the Blazers. I'm assuming she meant dating or a fuckbuddy relationship.…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 34

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In Your Opinion

Which TUSCL member posed as the model for these? http://www.jokideo.com/tag/big-balls-door-knocker/

ididthisonceContributor11 yrs ago 4 9

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small breast

I have small breast, A-cup. Will that be a disadvantage for me? What size do you prefer & why?

researchgirl11 yrs ago 16 40

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Will always remember first vip 3 way

Aww yes happened not to long ago on my birthday week. No sex just one sucking my dick while da other sucked my balls. Nigga that was a good night ;) I'll talk more about it in a review…

AravasContributor11 yrs ago 4 12

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OT: "Cock Group" At Work Destroying Our Democracy Some More?

Looks like those "Cock Brothers" (as josh43 like to call them) are up to no good working to destroy our democracy once again. "Koch Group Claims California Endangers Donors by Demanding Names" http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-17/koch-group-claims-california-endangers-donors-by-demanding-names

DougsterVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 10

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Many dances from one or fewer dances from many

Suppose you had a budget for getting 6 dances on one SC visit. Which option do you prefer? a) Six dances from your favorite back to back b) Three dances from two girls, one of whom is obviously not your favorite c) ???…

seyesContributor11 yrs ago 15 21

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I need a hooker!

I'm so horny and bored I could explode! What do you guys do when you feel like that? Being dumped sucks but I'm trying to stay happy! Now I can see strippers and hookers. Brilliant!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 4 36

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Fort Worth 2AMer involving the police.

A man is in fair condition after being shot by a Fort Worth officer outside a strip club early this morning. Police say officers were patrolling the area near Meacham Boulevard and Mark IV Parkway a little after 2 a.m. when…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 1

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A joke for brilliant guy....how do you catch a polar bear?

With a saw, cut a hole in the ice, With a can opener, open a can of peas, Sprinkle the peas around the hole, When the polar bear comes to take a pea, You kick him in the ice-hole

mikeya0211 yrs ago 3 12

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Topless vs nude clubs

I have noticed after dancing at several clubs that nude clubs have been my money maker. I was curious if this was really that big of a deal to you guys. I've never found a pussy to be all that…

poledancer83Contributor11 yrs ago 37 49

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big butts?

No thank you! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2956905/Men-don-t-fancy-skinny-girls-like-hourglass-figure-Woman-world-s-largest-bottom-says-fat-fabulous.html

knight_errantVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 17

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More drama

Seeing the post earlier about drama in a strip club review, I thought I'd post this link for others to see. This used to be one of my favorite clubs. But I haven't been there in a year or two. Maybe I…

warhawksContributor11 yrs ago 2 4

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2 new articles posted

Have not read them so IDK if they are good.

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 3

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Bear remover.

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says…

warhawksContributor11 yrs ago 6 6

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Is it time to go back to church?

'Stripper's pole' preacher gives entire filmed sermon with exposed NIPPLES http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/strippers-pole-preacher-gives-entire-5173162

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

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Mileage from white girls

I got no problem with white girls, but it seems generally black girls and Latinas give higher mileage dances than white girls. The Latinas and black girls will work hard for your money, but the white girls constantly upsell during…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 13 45

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OT: PL boy sens valentine to every girl in school

http://kdvr.com/2015/02/14/oklahoma-boy-sends-valentine-to-every-girl-in-school/ "A high school male student who wished to remain anonymous, sent a valentine to all 1,076 girls at the school, KFOR reported. He planned this grand gesture of kindness several months in advance, so he could save money to buy every…

Josh4311 yrs ago 8 10

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Joke of the Day

A pet shop owner sees a middle-aged man wandering around the store, looking at birds and rabbits and puppies. The owner approaches the man and asks if today is a special occasion. The man says, "Yes. It's my 30th…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 7

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Asymmetric bosoms

Have you ever seen a stripper with tits of noticeably different sizes? Would that be a deal-breaker? At one of my regular clubs, there was a dancer a while back whose titties were very different in size.…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 7 14

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TUSCL Members with One Review

What do you guys think of someone here with just one review in two years? One of the clubs in my area that I've been wanting information about just received a decently thorough review from someone, but this is the…

IronFox22Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 9 16

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Get your billions back America

Didbyou get your taxes done at H&R Block or did you hire a smart accountant?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 6
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