Try explaining this to your wife.

This is why I don't get dances from Russian strippers. It's too dangerous.

She's probably fine with that - would say "he didn't need those anyway"

So without nuts does your sex drive disappear as well? If I remember correctly it does right?

That's correct. You become an eunuch.

Anyone of you get a recent testicular transplant? Damn.

Great balls on fire! That must have hurt. Surgery by Lorena Bobbit ...:(

Doesn't make sense.

Who gets a testicular transplant?

Why didn't they just harvest everything, if for money?

Sound like a personal vendetta more like.

^^^ maybe it was his wife that set it up.....

Hasn't slowed our dog down

I was at an NBA game where Kiss Cam searching the stand. Focused on a couple middle aged guy and hot blonde. He didn't kiss her mouthing the words "that's not my wife:. Wonder what happened when the real Mrs. Kiss Cam found out?

What a strange, bizarre story

Losing your balls=NOT brilliant!

He didn't have the balls to tell her the truth....