I usually don't pay much attention to stripper gossip, but recently I learned that in my regular clubs the dancers refer to me as a "trophy" customer. Not only are they assured of making $1-1.5K off me when I visit, but…

Q. What did the stripper say when she was asked why she stayed with her abusive boyfriend? A. Beats me. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

I challenge Nanna Bananna to a head contest at Miami. Hopefully her neck is healed and she is not faking

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Yep im going for a stripper orgy lol

I bet its tight and clean like water

My list of clubs is sure thing clubs is spiraling down to 1. I will take you down memory lane of this club. They used to offer the best high mileage and value lap dances in NJ. Then new management…

Is gay ! Boooom ! Slam dunk that fagget lesbo Nanna Banna Lmfao

She wants to meet me bad. Begs me daily just to suck my fabulous cock

Im guessing so deep that nanna banna will puke lmfao She so jelly

Brother Juice is out of jail today. This is great news. He is a rightous dude taking care of his ex wife like that. He is doing the lawrds work. Prays Gawd... I have been informed of something very tragic though.…

Brother Juice is out of jail today. This is great news. He is a rightous dude taking care of his ex wife like that. He is doing the lawrds work. Prays Gawd... I have been informed of something very tragic though.…

This might be too on topic. Im watching the game with plans to go to bed soon. A stunning 25ish lady texts me to come see her. I declined. She sent me a snapchat of her playing with herself. Im…

Hell yeah just ordered these sleepwear shorts that have pockets and don't look super pervy. Can't wait to try them out! Bonus is they appear to be extras friendly with a buttoned front. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/817W3LfoRJL._SX569_.jpg Holla with any good LDK wear recs.

I’m gonna leave a review about Baby Dolls in just a minute. Basic idea, I came here Thursday asking if Baby Dolls was still the best in Dallas, consensus seemed to be yes, so I went. Had been there once…

So I've talked a lot here about books. But what do women like to read, and what do they like to learn about? I've actually posted some about this here: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=50727 So we have some women here now, and I'm asking this…

I strongly suspect NO

After the beating, the arrest and the weather im out on bail. Sounds like i stuck the guy in the hospital and i fractured my left hand lol. The X bailed me out and is talking her husband into dropping…

so this friday, i've been invited to two separate events. as i am currently residing in atlanta i will need to take my private jet to get to either one of these events. on one hand, charlie sheen has invited me…

https://youtu.be/YoQLowFKgpQ I want to be lead singer. lol

Michael Jackson? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AitTPI5U0

Some mongers are cheap and really piss me off! There was a recent hk review where a monger was bragging about getting a model quality chica down from 90 to 80 and said she was so beautiful he left her…

so, I got on the sauce again and I feel like I have been super annoying

Sorry guys, for messing around so much and trolling on here. I was just looking for a friend

A fast food horror story I heard once: A Taco Bell in Arkansas was shut down when authorities found employees had been mixing their feces into the refried beans. As his final act before locking the doors forever, a manager changed…