Q. Why are strippers like refrigerators? A. They look good on the outside, and even though they're cold on the inside you still want to put your meat in them.

Scraped my knee after falling on concrete on campus :_( I know that some of y'all imagining this and laughing but still...it hurt :( ugh

Looks like I’ll be going down Sunday night for a dinner date and then hanging around until Monday evening. Anyone planning to be around?

Thinking about bringing my wife down to get her comfortable with a threesome. Is this something that is recommended? What are the caveats in doing something like this? Any details would be greatly appreciated!

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Today 12/4th Cascadas hotel turned on the heater in the rooms' electronic control panel. It now shows Heat instead of Cool and you can't change it. You can still adjust 8 degrees or turn off.

In the shower today I found that I’ve successfully grown my belly to the point that when I stand straight I cannot see my penis. Anyone else accomplished this impressive feat?

Bros, while I was babysitting SJG, this bro knocked on the door. I answered and saw it was a delivery bro. He had a semi parked in front of the house. This bro was delivering $10,000 worth of chloroform. I…

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I'm here to collect as much man booty as I can! I am an expert in seducing lonely straight men. If you just close your eyes and pretend I'm a girl, what difference does it make! Unlike the girls you…

Without scaring her away like a customer that wants to take her back to his hotel right away? How long do you usually wait or how many visits to see her?

No name has been revealed yet for the Seattle expansion franchise, which is to begin play during the 2021-2022 season. This puts the NHL at 32 teams, which is the same as the NFL. The NBA and MLB each have 30…

Tonight I'm going to try to close the deal on OTC with a dancer I've been working for last 2 months. She's exactly my type, a solid 9 and while we've had a great time in the club, sex…

Déjà Vu ShowgirlsLAS VEGASNEVADA December 4, 2018 NOT PROVIDED EVENING Not Bad Not the best but also not the worst. Lap dances were only ok. Stage shows were better. Drinks were pretty good but a bit pricey. Private rooms were the best aspect of…

I consider that D.C and up. Is it North Jersey? Philly? NYC? Long Island? Baltimore maybe. Prolly be up there during the Holidays. Gonna go monger somewhere. I’m crossing DC and Boston off the list.

Im sure she also dances at other clubs in the area. Short blonde, Russian. Had a very entertaining LD with her recently and was given a #. Before I go any further, wanted to know if anyone…

“Palm Beach trial could reveal details of billionaire’s alleged abuse of teen girls”

Any scoop on London ?

Does anyone know if London plays ?

Thanks Ishmael. Appreciated!

Some of them seem very general and if all the scores at 10, it's easy to see that it's an ad. What is wrong knowing what the reviewer scored the club as?

Drawing on a previous discussion thread (how do baristas make money), it appears that coffee shops with scantily clad baristas is relatively common on the West Coast. To my knowledge, these establishments are not common in the Great Lakes…

And if so, is there an easy way to remove permanent marker from the card?

My favorite was feeling gossipy last night, so she decided to entertain me with a little dirt about a dancer three seats down and the regular that she was sitting with. Apparently this dancer had a kid a few months ago…

@rogerf... You *might* be talking about Peyton. She works quite a bit, but I'm unsure about her regular schedule.