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What does a stripper look for to find a whale ?

Nov 30, 2018, 10:05 PM

JuiceBox69

Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

Go on local tuscl ladies reveal the clues you've learned that indicates he is going to be a big spenda

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nicespice7 years ago

First, a boat and binoculars are required. And also required is knowledge of their migration habits.

JuiceBox697 years ago

Lmao

jestrite507 years ago

A Thick Wallet

Supremeruler7 years ago

Old and white and dressed well. Thats it.

Liwet7 years ago

A girl I impressed told me to wear a jacket because guys who wear jackets to strip clubs tend to have money.

MackTruck7 years ago

Smash that like button! @ nicespice

twentyfive7 years ago

Whale tale

Whale 1: Hey, you know what would be funny? If we went under the boat and tipped it over with our blow holes. Whale 2: Haha yeah, let's do it! The two whales proceed to go under the boat, blow their blow holes and tip it over Whale 1: Hahaha that was great! You know what would be even better? If we ate the crew members! Whale 2: Whoa whoa whoa! I'm all good for a blowjob but I will not swallow the seamen!

flagooner7 years ago

LOL

jackslash7 years ago

25, that's a great whale tale.

JuiceBox697 years ago

Lmao

nicespice7 years ago

Lol 25 smash that like button

blahblahblah237 years ago

Well it helps to go to the ocean first.

MackTruck7 years ago

Shit

joesmama697 years ago

Someone tried to harpoon me once

BigPimp697 years ago

I strongly encourage my hoes to find them whales. I supply the ammo

NinaBambina7 years ago

Most guys with whale money don't go flashing it around, so sometimes you just have to find out through trial and error --- see if he gets a VIP and spends a bunch or tips a bunch.

Small things like watches, shoes, etc can give hints. If the guys is dressed casual but wearing Rolex, he probably has money to spend.

blahblahblah237 years ago

Ok, in all seriousness I don't know shit about name brands- which maybe I should take the time to learn. But anyways generally guys with nice looking, expensive feeling fabric on their shirts seem to have money. Cheap fabric generally has a different feel. I am a creeper and like to feel the fabric on people's outfits.

What is considered a whale? I'm not sure I've had a whale yet. I mean I've had what I'd call great nights I'm very happy with. But no $2000 nights lol.

flagooner7 years ago

^ Hey, honesty from a stripper. I like that.

Smash that like button.