Whale 1: Hey, you know what would be funny? If we went under the boat and tipped it over with our blow holes.
Whale 2: Haha yeah, let's do it!
The two whales proceed to go under the boat, blow their blow holes and tip it over
Whale 1: Hahaha that was great! You know what would be even better? If we ate the crew members!
Whale 2: Whoa whoa whoa! I'm all good for a blowjob but I will not swallow the seamen!
Most guys with whale money don't go flashing it around, so sometimes you just have to find out through trial and error --- see if he gets a VIP and spends a bunch or tips a bunch.
Small things like watches, shoes, etc can give hints. If the guys is dressed casual but wearing Rolex, he probably has money to spend.
Ok, in all seriousness I don't know shit about name brands- which maybe I should take the time to learn. But anyways generally guys with nice looking, expensive feeling fabric on their shirts seem to have money. Cheap fabric generally has a different feel. I am a creeper and like to feel the fabric on people's outfits.
What is considered a whale? I'm not sure I've had a whale yet. I mean I've had what I'd call great nights I'm very happy with. But no $2000 nights lol.
Great paying job, nice clothes, doesn't stink, whatever gives the impression he has money I suspect. I'm thinking if I ever want less attention in strip clubs, I could wear blue jeans. I heard dancers really like rubbing against them, lol.
I'd you are old and white all the dancers will flock over to you. You should also look old with all the wrinkles and/or beard. Even if you are old but look younger and thin they think you can find girls outside and dont want to spend money in the club.
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Whale 1: Hey, you know what would be funny? If we went under the boat and tipped it over with our blow holes.
Whale 2: Haha yeah, let's do it!
The two whales proceed to go under the boat, blow their blow holes and tip it over
Whale 1: Hahaha that was great! You know what would be even better? If we ate the crew members!
Whale 2: Whoa whoa whoa! I'm all good for a blowjob but I will not swallow the seamen!
Small things like watches, shoes, etc can give hints. If the guys is dressed casual but wearing Rolex, he probably has money to spend.
What is considered a whale? I'm not sure I've had a whale yet. I mean I've had what I'd call great nights I'm very happy with. But no $2000 nights lol.
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