What does a stripper look for to find a whale ?

First, a boat and binoculars are required. And also required is knowledge of their migration habits.

Lmao

A Thick Wallet

Old and white and dressed well. Thats it.

A girl I impressed told me to wear a jacket because guys who wear jackets to strip clubs tend to have money.

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Whale tale

Whale 1: Hey, you know what would be funny? If we went under the boat and tipped it over with our blow holes. Whale 2: Haha yeah, let's do it! The two whales proceed to go under the boat, blow their blow holes and tip it over Whale 1: Hahaha that was great! You know what would be even better? If we ate the crew members! Whale 2: Whoa whoa whoa! I'm all good for a blowjob but I will not swallow the seamen!

LOL

25, that's a great whale tale.

Lmao

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Well it helps to go to the ocean first.

Shit

Someone tried to harpoon me once

I strongly encourage my hoes to find them whales. I supply the ammo

Most guys with whale money don't go flashing it around, so sometimes you just have to find out through trial and error --- see if he gets a VIP and spends a bunch or tips a bunch.

Small things like watches, shoes, etc can give hints. If the guys is dressed casual but wearing Rolex, he probably has money to spend.

Ok, in all seriousness I don't know shit about name brands- which maybe I should take the time to learn. But anyways generally guys with nice looking, expensive feeling fabric on their shirts seem to have money. Cheap fabric generally has a different feel. I am a creeper and like to feel the fabric on people's outfits.

What is considered a whale? I'm not sure I've had a whale yet. I mean I've had what I'd call great nights I'm very happy with. But no $2000 nights lol.

^ Hey, honesty from a stripper. I like that.

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Great paying job, nice clothes, doesn't stink, whatever gives the impression he has money I suspect. I'm thinking if I ever want less attention in strip clubs, I could wear blue jeans. I heard dancers really like rubbing against them, lol.

It's not just outfit, but also your presentation. Keep it in mind.

I'd you are old and white all the dancers will flock over to you. You should also look old with all the wrinkles and/or beard. Even if you are old but look younger and thin they think you can find girls outside and dont want to spend money in the club.