5 yrs ago •OldOwl75commented onMute FunctionSir Lap Dance, reminding me how old I am. It's been a quarter century since I first set foot in a strip club. Time flies.
5 yrs ago •OldOwl75commented onFirst time at purple orchidA woman small and tiny enough that if she sits on your member, you can spin her around on it (a hyperbole, hope that's the right term)
5 yrs ago •OldOwl75commented onThere's a decent sandwich shop next doorBest thing about that sandwich shop is the beer. Last time I was there they sold 40's. If they don't anymore, Allegros three blocks away has 40's six…
5 yrs ago •OldOwl75commented onIts a carnival alrightIt is likely a virgin would be worried about catching a disease. That's when you're most scared. Have sex a few times, then you're over it.
5 yrs ago •OldOwl75commented onNot closed...but not popping either.That is the psychology of strip clubs in a nutshell.
5 yrs ago •OldOwl75commented onSurprisingly sweetIts like 6 dollars a minute in the private booths. So 3 songs is like 60 dollars. 3 min per song assuming. Good if you don't mind dropping…