Recently I was trolling the street corners for some cheap pussy. Found a chick, old school, disco chick, Afro, bell bottoms, the whole thing. Up there in years but fast, easy and on a discount. It's how I like it and how I get it. We went for the back alley and into the dumpster for some privacy.
You know me I get going, I'll talk a bit myself "YEAH OH YEAH, FUCK YEAH" so I'm not innocent of it all either. But this chick really got going with a whole schpeal...
š¶Cum on me When you're all alone and feelin' down Cum on me When there's nobody else around Cum on me I'm still waiting open-armed for you Cum on meeee 'Cause I will comfort you When you've no one to turn to I will be here just for youuuu
Cum on meee When your world is empty and cold Cum on meeeeeee When you need someone you want to hold Cum on meeeeeeeeeeee On my arms your jizz is safe and warm Cum on me I will shelter you from the storm Of all this bukakeeeeee āļø Why can't you understandš¶
I had just about had enough and closed the door to that dumpster. And I never did go down that back alley again....
...No I never did go back down that back alley again.
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"Up there in years but fast, easy and on a discount. It's how I like it and how I get it."
Muddy, my friend, I read this and spit beer all over myself and the bar.
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I like dirty talk
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Lulz. Reminds me of the crack-ho chica i fell in love with for 5 years
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There's no bigger turn-on than a bit of unexpected dirty talk whispered in your ear that says what she wants you to do to her and what it will feel like.
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