How to get the deal that YOU can afford. From Harlem to Houston I've trolled the truck stops, the street corners, all over because somtimes the strip clubs don't work out. You need a plan b. All kinds too, trannies, cross dressers, crack ho's, and sometimes when I really feeling like splurging, an actual woman.
Anyway I keep it simple. You don't need no new cars, clothes, you don't need to speak French, be a multimillionaire, you don't even gotta be cool. These bitches meet me at MY PRICE. Just do exactly as I do. I'm pulling up now, everybody get a clap 👏 going. Yeah keep that going.
🎶The mountain is high, the valley is low
And you're confused 'bout which to go
So I flew in to give you a hand
And lead you into, the promised land
Come on and take a FREE RIDE (free ride)
Come on and take it by my side
Come on and take a FREEEE RIIIIIDEEE🎶
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last comment'and sometimes when I really feeling like splurging, an actual woman.'
My advice... splurge.
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Another thread where muddy bitches about being a broke bitch
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