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A open letter to those that have me on mute

Baristafan

1 yr ago · 1 min read

Wtf ? Your vagina get irritated?

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RonJax2
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Maybe people just got tired of your blizzard of daily threads. Can you blame them?

Me, I'm not bothered by it, I need shitposts to sustain me as I get sucked into a chica time vortex. But I also wouldn't blame anyone who said, "I've had enough of this guy's shit" and muted you.

The irony in this case is, no one who has you muted is going to see this thread.

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Baristafan
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They are pussies if you ask me. Clearly not good at adulting. Hard hard is it to just scroll past something you don't like?

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datinman
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Previously I tried using the mute function.

First I muted spam accounts, then I muted obvious trolls, later I muted members that hate each other and start flame wars, and finally I muted members that mainly post nothing but their political views.

Ultimately, I had to unmute everybody because my page 1 of the message board was just 17 threads on the proper pants to use while getting a lap dance.

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Baristafan
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What are the proper pants?

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rickthehick
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^athletic sweatpants so you get more friction

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Baristafan
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No one asked you ya fat mexican.

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rickthehick
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Sorry sir, you are right

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IRman
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Hard to believe you of all people is questioning other member's "adulting" skills. Rather comical.

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twentyfive
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@datinman Did you at least figure out what the proper pants use when getting a lap dance are?

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Baristafan
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It should be "An Open Letter."

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datinman
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@25 I think the consensus was a kilt made from sweatpants material.

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ilbbaicnl
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SJG can't mute you since he can't log in. But he wouldn't anyway, he loves your threads. He reads as much of them as he can. Until the librarians tell him he's reached the daily limit on use of the public computers.

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Baristafan
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Huh? ^^^^

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ilbbaicnl
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I guess you didn't even read discussions before you got thread diarrhea.

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georgmicrodong
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No, but it sounds like yours is.

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Baristafan
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Kilts huh?

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Baristafan
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Closet homosexuals.

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