Ferdinx

Austin clubber here. Multiple (relatively) high mileage clubs in town, check the reviews for details. It's minimum 3 hours each way, with no traffic, from Austin to Dallas. Not something I'd consider for a single night's trip...

King of Diamonds in Inver Grove Heights (South of St. Paul). Only place in the Tein Cities with the combination of full nude and alcohol. Minimal extras, but VIP can be fun.

I think it's supposed to be "during"

4 decades, 25+ clubs in six states.

Stage tip money (1s and 5s) in front pocket, LD money (20s) in one back pocket with ID, and VIP money (and accessories if I'm planning for extras) on the other back pocket.