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I spent two afternoons and early evenings there recently. Likely from around 3:30-8 pm. First time visitor. Parking out back. Parking would be tight when crowded at night. No cover charge during the day. $5…

Sorry guys, been a while since I posted. I've been going to HK almost every month still, just hadn't found time to write any posts with work being consuming...Anyway... Okay, so I goto HK and no…

This review is based on two recent visits, both mid-week afternoon visits. The Cheetah is a favorite club of mine. I've been going there for years and decided to add a new review since it's…

LOCATION (unchanged) Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious, but fills…

It was a Thursday night around 10pm. They try to charge for parking, but there's a very small strip of free parking along the street. You go in and pay the door fee…

I finally returned to Rhino after staying away for quite a while. The last time I was here was probably a year ago and I felt like the value had fallen off completely, just like…

Inside has been reviewed many times, No cover charge at night on the weekends it is $20. Bar is on the right main stage in the middle of the bar. Many tables around the stage…

Visited around 10:30 on a Friday. Five dollar cover at the door. Minimum drink, including water, will run you eight dollars. One stage in the center. Bar and seating runs around the stage. They were…

Was in the area on business and looking for a high mileage club to try out. So I headed to Porthole Pub. It is in the corner of a medium sized horseshoe shaped strip mall. Parking…

Went in on a Thursday afternoon, I knew of the places reputation through various forum posts and a previous visit where I did not partake but had it broken down for me. This is a…

I arrived at the club at almost 6:30 PM on a Friday evening. There's a mandatory valet, although several years ago, on one of my first visits, they allowed me to park on the street…

Came over to Diamond Dolls after a terrible visit to another local strip club that was located int he corner of a shopping center. Thats another review. However, what a pleasure it was coming to…

Has been a while since my last to Henrys. I decided to see what or who was new. Only a couple cars in the no valet, color green lined fenced in parking lot. The pavement was…

Club details: not going to spend a lot of time here since nothings changed since my last review. Located off a busy road with parking in the front and back. Side entrance so everyone can't…

Club details at the end of the review. Good stuff first. This review summarizes two good visits to PH. Had a run of rough outings the last few visits before this. Ever…

2nd visit. Decent parking lot with a liquor store close by. Got in free with a social media ad. Once you enter the space is big rectangular shaped. An inner rectangle has the dance place…

I made my yearly pilgrimage to Detroit and actually didn’t plan on going to a club while I was there. I had actually made a date with an old friend and she had to cancel…

These two videos showed up on Boston Dynamics' social media, but the company making these is "EX Robots" out of the Netherlands (somehow not surprising...). Perhaps the two companies have a partnership. Anyway, in this…

Due to it being my slow season at work, I’ve had a lot of time on my hands. That means more extended lunch trips to Fantasies and Desires over the past month. Unfortunately as many…

I arrived around 12:45 AM Monday morning, the club is tucked back in a sparse manufacturing district but it seemed pretty safe. There’s a small entrance where the bouncer is waiting outside, he walked me in…

This is a combination of 3 nights in a row. All three were similar, just different dancers. The club lay out has already been talked about. If you get to the club…

It's Northwest Arkansas so your choice of venue is going to be limited. This is the only place that has nude dancers, and they have some really hot dancers.…

I stopped by Desires around 2pm on a Wednesday. There were about 8-12 dancers and both bars were filled with patrons. Most looked like regulars as a few of the groups kept calling…

Wish this review vould offer more. I stopped by about 3pm on a Thursday. $5 cover and about 5 for my drink with a tip. No one else there but the…

This is my second visit to babydolls. I had some free time close to noon and decided to visit at around 11:30. I paid the same $3 cover charge. number of girls was still decent…

When I walked in on a Friday evening at 9 PM, I was charged $5. The guy at the front gave me a blue ticket/coupon. I asked him if it was a free drink coupon…

Was in the area around 6pm. No cover at that time. Stoped in. Not the best time due to girls leaving and others arriving. Sat at the bar got a whiskey sour for…

I returned here on my 2nd visit to Seattle. While there are good reviews of other clubs, I'm a creature of habit and it helps that I relatively know what I'm getting into. Came in around…

I have now been to Ebony Inn about 3 times in the past couple of months. It had been on my list for a while. But I was a little bit reluctant to…

Haven't been back to Gogo Rama for a while. Finally had a chance and went on a Thursday with a friend, showed Instagram post and got in for half price admission fee. $10...…

It had been years since I went to Show Palace, but thought I would give it another try. When I pulled into the parking lot I was surprised at how busy it seemed.…

I went back to Crazy Horse for the first time in 8 months. This place has changed A LOT. Whether you think the changes are good or bad depends on what you are looking…

After closing time at the Flamingo, I decided to ride over to the Outhouse to see a dancer I knew from a different club a few years ago. I'd never been to this establishment…

I decided to visit the Bird for the first time in over five years, and I was pleasantly surprised at the changes that have happened in that time. The last time I went there,…

Will do a dual review for two back to back days, Friday afternoon and Saturday afternoon. Friday first. Arrived at 4:15pm. The parking lot was completely full, and I had to go to the overflow lot.…

I’ve been to Vivde a bunch of times, and never made it to the Diamond Club. After a slow time at Vivide I figured to give it a shot. The setup is a…

Went in for a quick Friday night visit. If you have never been there before, Blackjack's is a smaller club with a single stage and pole. These and the bar and restrooms are to your…