EX Robots is making robot strippers

Call.Me.Ishmael

5/1/2023 3:14:19 PM

These two videos showed up on Boston Dynamics' social media, but the company making these is "EX Robots" out of the Netherlands (somehow not surprising...). Perhaps the two companies have a partnership.

Anyway, in this first video note the robot pole dancing in the background. It'll be decades or more (I hope), but at some point there will possibly be a bizarre convergence of strip clubs and video arcades of the 1980s.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRwkkFcg/

Another showcasing manual dexterity.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRwky7TE/

22 comments

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shailynn

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2 years ago

This is great news for about half of the TUSCL users, until a robot applies too much pressure during a handjob in the VIP area.

Call.Me.Ishmael

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2 years ago

Somewhere out there, CC99 is feeling a disturbance in the Force...

twentyfive

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2 years ago

Dave Anderson is getting so excited

wallanon

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2 years ago

I'm ok with robot gogo dancers. Dunno about lap dances.

misterorange

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2 years ago

That second one should audition at the Playhouse Lounge in NJ.

Studme53

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2 years ago

^ Lol - the Brazilian milfs and gilfs are getting nervous

wallanon

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2 years ago

This is obviously R&D for sex robots. Look at where the sensors are. But good on them for hiring publicists lol.

"It'll be decades or more"

If necessity is the mother of invention, then revenue is the baby daddy. I'll take the under.

Brahma2k

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2 years ago

I like females. If I would have said this only 6 or 7 years ago, it would seem a stupidly axiomatic statement. Fast forward to today, “I like females” may need to be qualified with “not mechanical or medically grown female substitutes”.

Uprightcitizen

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2 years ago

Prepare for a new definition of ROB. Robot ROB's actually rip off body parts.

Muddy

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2 years ago

I’ll pass on the stripper terminator for now

Call.Me.Ishmael

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2 years ago

^ ..."for now".

Because a true PL never *completely* shuts the door.

Muddy

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2 years ago

Well with the way GPS is spreading, we could say I saved the number in my phone. Ask me again in a few weeks.

JamesSD

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2 years ago

I can see robot gogo dancers filling a niche as a sort of adult chuck e cheese vibe.

I'm in my 40s and I'm curious how good the bot companions will be when I'm in a nursing home.

Mike Rotch

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2 years ago

Hard pass. Simply for the fact that robo strippers would take the jobs of actual strippers. And I support women. Real women. I think these machines will more likely become the future of sex toys. Which I wouldn't mind. But let's keep strip clubs filled with natural born hot-blooded women.

mogul1985

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2 years ago

I like this about as much has fake tits - NOT. Since they are "robots" what if one has a short or blowing off a bolt during a LD? Using lithium batteries is a fire hazard. Made In China by the CCP using a TikToc uplink. really now, what could go wrong?

ATACdawg

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2 years ago

Well, maybe if they can be programmed not to bitch about leaving the toilet seat up....🚽😝

SanchoRG

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2 years ago

Lol funny enough I am 1 servo away from completing a SR6. Does not look like a pretty lady tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NVqGcq7…

clubdude

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2 years ago

Somebody pull the plug!😮

shailynn

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2 years ago

Is pulling the plug the same as the pulling out method?

drewcareypnw

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2 years ago

First video looks like chicks in robot suits. Second does not. This is what happens when you let your kids watch anime. We knew it was wrong, but just not why. The future is fucked!

Studme53

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2 years ago

I like these robots

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.artnews…

twentyfive

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2 years ago

I read somewhere a long time ago that the first robots were actually created by Leonardo Da Vinci

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