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EX Robots is making robot strippers

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Call.Me.IshmaelRhode Island

These two videos showed up on Boston Dynamics' social media, but the company making these is "EX Robots" out of the Netherlands (somehow not surprising...). Perhaps the two companies have a partnership.

Anyway, in this first video note the robot pole dancing in the background. It'll be decades or more (I hope), but at some point there will possibly be a bizarre convergence of strip clubs and video arcades of the 1980s.

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Another showcasing manual dexterity.

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shailynn

This is great news for about half of the TUSCL users, until a robot applies too much pressure during a handjob in the VIP area.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Somewhere out there, CC99 is feeling a disturbance in the Force...

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twentyfive

Dave Anderson is getting so excited

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wallanon

I'm ok with robot gogo dancers. Dunno about lap dances.

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misterorange

That second one should audition at the Playhouse Lounge in NJ.

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Studme53

^ Lol - the Brazilian milfs and gilfs are getting nervous

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wallanon

This is obviously R&D for sex robots. Look at where the sensors are. But good on them for hiring publicists lol.

"It'll be decades or more"

If necessity is the mother of invention, then revenue is the baby daddy. I'll take the under.

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Brahma2k

I like females. If I would have said this only 6 or 7 years ago, it would seem a stupidly axiomatic statement. Fast forward to today, “I like females” may need to be qualified with “not mechanical or medically grown female substitutes”.

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Uprightcitizen

Prepare for a new definition of ROB. Robot ROB's actually rip off body parts.

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Muddy

I’ll pass on the stripper terminator for now

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Call.Me.Ishmael

^ ..."for now".

Because a true PL never completely shuts the door.

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Muddy

Well with the way GPS is spreading, we could say I saved the number in my phone. Ask me again in a few weeks.

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JamesSD

I can see robot gogo dancers filling a niche as a sort of adult chuck e cheese vibe.

I'm in my 40s and I'm curious how good the bot companions will be when I'm in a nursing home.

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Mike Rotch

Hard pass. Simply for the fact that robo strippers would take the jobs of actual strippers. And I support women. Real women. I think these machines will more likely become the future of sex toys. Which I wouldn't mind. But let's keep strip clubs filled with natural born hot-blooded women.

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mogul1985

I like this about as much has fake tits - NOT. Since they are "robots" what if one has a short or blowing off a bolt during a LD? Using lithium batteries is a fire hazard. Made In China by the CCP using a TikToc uplink. really now, what could go wrong?

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ATACdawg

Well, maybe if they can be programmed not to bitch about leaving the toilet seat up....🚽😝

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SanchoRG

Lol funny enough I am 1 servo away from completing a SR6. Does not look like a pretty lady tho.
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clubdude

Somebody pull the plug!😮

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shailynn

Is pulling the plug the same as the pulling out method?

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drewcareypnw

First video looks like chicks in robot suits. Second does not. This is what happens when you let your kids watch anime. We knew it was wrong, but just not why. The future is fucked!

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twentyfive

I read somewhere a long time ago that the first robots were actually created by Leonardo Da Vinci

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