Cellar

I didn't have high expectations for this place based on reviews that I've seen over time however I've always wanted to check this place out. I recently went around 5:30 pm on…

Wish this review vould offer more. I stopped by about 3pm on a Thursday. $5 cover and about 5 for my drink with a tip. No one else…

Visited the dive bar. It's advertised as a dive bar and it lives up to the name. The parking lot is gravel. The inside is like a doublewide trailer.…

This is a tough review to write. Everyone from the door guy, to the bartender, to the one girl that came and talked with me, was very nice, but there just wasn't…

The Celler is blinking bar, when I was there dancers did not strip at all on stage. Joliet is 30 mis from my work in Naperville. So, easy to commute and head…

First time to the Cellar. The ladies told me the story of the place and some of its "restrictions". Apparently the city of Joliet has a low tolerance for strip…

Still has $5 cover. Honestly I think I only had one beer so I don't know if they enforce the 2-drink minimum I'd read elsewhere. I was a good sport…

I was in Joliet on a Friday night, so I went to check out The Cellar about 22:30. The club is located on a lonely stretch of road near some junkyards. The…

This place is still a total shithole. When you go downstairs at the door, it's a $5 cover charge, plus a 2-drink minimum. This place isn't even wheelchair accessible with just steps,…

Dive bar in somebodys basement. Literally. Only 2 dancers on a wednesday at 8 pm. One 5 and one 6. Thats being generous. $5 cover even when i was the the only…

Checked this place out on a whim while I was in the area anyway. As previously mentioned, it was hard to find, isolated, run down, etc. But all it really isn't…

I recently returned here after a long absence. Not much has changed, the club is still basically a basement. It is not the nicest place. They should really remodel it and expand.…

First time heading over to this spot even though I live in Joliet. Guess I stayed away due to the reputation of it being a dump, but they either picked things up…

Heard terrible things but being the closest club to me i had to check it out. Ok its in a bad neighborhood and looks like a rundown shack. The inside is a…

My trips to the Cellar have become much less over the past year. It is the only strip club around without me having to travel since I am in Joliet. No new…

Everything about this place should teach you to keep your expectations low for this club. First of all, it's in a literal basement underneath what looks like a trailer home. Second, it's…

Here is my most recent update for the Cellar. The place is still run down and dirty. Also, people are still smoking in the club. No big updates have been made,except they…

An update on the Cellar. Drinks are still high and they still pressure you to buy drinks. It seems they are closing earlier and opening later from what I heard. Not a…

This place is definitely the place to go for sleaze....both the dancers and the bartenders. If you aren't buying drinks for the dancers and the bartender you won't be seen. Lap dances…

This place is sleazy. Between the creepy guys hanging at the bar, the chunky woman running the place at the bar, and the weirdo guy staring at the black and white…

Here's the run down. Well first off, it's out of the way in a bad part of town. Second, the price, albeit a fair cover charge at five bucks, the bottled beer…

Not really recommended unless you don't have enough time to go to one of the better clubs in the area. The place itself is not that bad. I've had some great dances…

This place is a joke and a rip-off. It starts at the door all day every day there's a cover charge of $5, even charged me (a female, on weekday afternoon) Then as…

My last visit to The Cellar was much better than past visits! The place has got me hooked. They had a nice variety of dancers and everyone had a good time. The…

I went there for my first time tonight and had a pretty good time. There were a lot of dancers, but a lot of them didn't interest me. Then I found Allison…

This place is average. Way overpriced drinks and not many dancers. Even water is $5.00! The bartenders get too pushy about buying the girls drinks too. A few average lookers, but not…

I go to a lot of clubs around the country and usually don't write too much unless it is not worth it so I can save everyone else the trouble. I thought…

I saw the sign for gentleman's club and decided to check it out. It didn't mention it was chicks in bikinis. The girls were OK looking but on the chunky side. They're…

Before I go any farther, let me start off by saying," WHAT A RIPOFF !!!!" The interior is typical stripclub,red carpeting, chairs, stage and neon lights. Got there about 3pm,…

is this place still open, i have driven past a couple times and no cars in the lot. Farrah is by far the sexiest of the dancers, and well worth spending…

Ok short and sweet.... The last time I was here, I came and gave it an OK review. Normally it is the quality of the dance (grind really) that gives it a…

It' s been a while and I had heard that owner was attempting a few changes. This place is the most eclectic mix of shit that you can find in a town…

Went in on a Tuesday night and it was slow. There were 3 girls working, they were a 6,4, and a 2. After about 5 minutes the 6 came up…

I had just left Crazy Rock in Romeoville and stopped by the Cellar to "drain-the dragon," "shake hands with the mayor," or simply take a piss, before getting back on the Interstate.…

How else can I describe the girls here except for, Moo Cows. There were 3 girls working and I none of them were under 200 pounds. They were huge.…

I returned again to the Cellar, only to find it had not changed much from my previous visits. I'm sure I will return, but only because I live in Joliet and…

The reason I give this club a 6 is it is pretty dead. Girls dont come out until 11 and they keep going back into their dressing room. Girls range 5-7. Nothing…

Saturday evening after 8 PM, there were maybe 8 dancers circulating the two bars and seating areas in this " low-rent district decorated club." There were at least six couples drinking beer…

The only positive thing I can say about this place is that the girls are extremely friendly and they definetely work hard for their money. Their Fugliness is certainly not going…

To even consider this club to be a "Gentleman's Club", or even a "Strip Club" is a far cry. The club, located in the basement of a building, between a couple of scrap yards…

Yes, 8! If this club was in Chicago it would be a 4 or 5. In Tampa it would be a 2. This is Joliet so it is definitely…