Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Another trip on a business trip

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May 1, 2023, 6:17 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I returned here on my 2nd visit to Seattle. While there are good reviews of other clubs, I'm a creature of habit and it helps that I relatively know what I'm getting into.

Came in around noon on a Monday. Again, the transition from outside to inside is brutal on the eyes but the troll taking the cover was MIA for about 10 minutes. Literally, 10 minutes of just standing there while some other guy who is apparently incapable of taking money assured me the normal guy would be back soon. Unfortunately I had nothing else to do that day so I waited but I really should have left when I got an empty vibe from the entry. Here I'll copy and modify the layout from my last review:

The club is fairly linear, with a wall of booths in front facing the stage to the left. A good couple rows of tables and seats between the booths and stage, and more booth seating against the wall to the left of the stage. Other smaller stages were to the right of the main stage and some girls used it as a warmup or just stayed on there because they were bored. The booths are a few feet away from the bar that a lot of dancers wait at if they aren't sitting in a booth already. Literally a line of girls just standing there leaning against the booths not wanting to engage. While it's nice to look up from the booth and see a pair of tits leaning over you, it would be even better if those tits came around to say hi. LDA past the bar and secondary stage, which consists of "more private" booths to the right and curtained off "rooms" for even more money to the left.

Back to my entry, I finally paid and was directed to my seat. The waitress laughed because she said to choose wherever, and I had my choice because I was the only guy there. That explained the lackluster dances happening at the pole while I was waiting at the entryway. I take a seat and do my usual scout. I don't take girls to the lda until I get a good read on most of them to make an educated decision. Maybe 4 or 5 girls there, none that I remember from my last visit. I tip 3/4 of them as they dance on stage, getting claps and recognition from the dj, but none come to talk to me afterwards. Eventually new girls trickle in and start sitting with me. Unfortunately one was a completely stacked AA woman who was visiting for some point expo. She sits in my lap, shoved her hand completely down my pants and starts playing with Jimmy right there as she whispers "how much fun" we could have. As I said in my last review, I'm terrible with names so I apologize (although she theoretically should be gone since she was just around from Cali for the expo), but she's doing a good job of working me despite my convictions. After the 2nd no she says to just hear out her options in the LDA, free of charge. Interesting, I'll bite. So we go back and I'm rock hard about to commit to something, but we sit down and she goes into business mode. Yes, her hand is back down my pants but it's 600+ for essentially anything. And just like that, boner is dead. She didn't even do the 3/100 regular dance deal (just 40/song) so I kindly said no thank you and got up. She got real bitchy at this point and started accusing me of wasting all the girls time. I just walked off and, out of spite, talked to the hot, thick, white brunette who I tipped earlier. I waited for the AA girl to come out just to watch me go back with this other girl for 3 songs. Again, I don't remember her name but she was a decent dance. Good grind but no full service in the back, so we kept it at that. Apparently she isn't around much either and tried to sell me the vip room for just some head, but I'm good with calling it a day after that. The 1st girl ruined the vibe and I left after my dances. $15 cover, another $10 for another water with tip to the waitress, $30 tips to the dancers, $100 spiteful lap dances.

Not sure what all the daytime hype with this place is about but I'm not getting as lucky as others. Might have to try an evening visit next time.

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