the ultimate strip club list

I have been coming to Cheerleaders fairly regularly for many years. I usually visit during the week when the SO is at work, to keep it discreet. Normally between noon and 2 PMish.…

Camelot. Night of Frigg. I rode hard and fast through the night. I approach a black night guarding this abode. Hey muttered bottle service? "NEY" I responded. DRAW! EN GUARDE!, WHAT SAY YOU! A DUEL…

I'm somewhat of a regular at Rio to see 1 gal in particular but only every couple of months. $5 cover and made my way to the bar and saw my girl right away…

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Washington, D.C. Friday night. I was finished my walking tour of the downtown clubs and got back in my car for one more up here in the Northwest part of DC by Georgetown. This is…

Monday night on the way home, I decided to takeba pit stop. I finally drove past the Miami Gardens police department once I found 187. If you drive past city hall and apartments, you are…

First, a quick summary of the logistics - Easy to get to from all major highways, ample safe parking, $10 entry entitling you to two soft drinks before 5pm, rectangular stage with typically 1 dancer…

Stopped in on my way back from a job , large parking lot, even though it's off 309 there's no direct driveway in, ya gotta go found yo the light and swing around. As…

Cafe Risque I often drive from South Florida to Tallahassee/FSU. This strip club/restaurant is about halfway, very close to Gainesville, FL. There are billboards up and down the highway advertising for "Cafe Risque" and WE BARE…

Rainy Friday afternoon. Barely any parking spots in the entire run down strip mall as usual. No cover at dayshift. Me and my friend got a bucket of 4 beers for $10. We started at Sins…

Washington D.C. Third stop on a DC strip club journey. Walked my ass here from Archibalds. Two guys at the front, one big black guy greets me, seemed like a friendly dude and checks ID…

Washington, D.C. Just came from Cloakroom and walk a few blocks over, not a bad hike. Friday night. Walk up, black guy with an accent. Cover is $20 but military is $10. Walk in and…

The good news is there were a lot of girls and I could see there was a lot of action on a Thursday night. The bad news is they were 3-5s and a good…

I understand that the remodeled Raven has put security cameras in the lapdance rooms. Now, the question is, are the cameras actually monitored? What is the mileage like for you guys in the remodeled Raven?

Visited from just after opening to after 3PM. $5 Parking, $0 cover, $7 beer. Dances either $10 or $20 (all barside dances were $10. Most now want $20 to dance in a booth) Saw lots…

I went to Deja fairly late on a Friday night (around 1am). Good news- the place is open until 6am, bad news- you may not want to stay that long. Parking was free, but a…

Bottom Line Up Front: This is a quirky (in a good way) neighborhood strip bar that fills a niche. I’ll also admit up front to adjudicators looking for shill reviews that I really like this place.…

I've reviewed the red raven B.C. (before changes) as well as soon after it reopened after the renovations and now a half year later I'm going to review it again. Still the same low…

Stopped by on a Wednesday evening to see what's up. Yeah I shoulda waited one more day to hit the Thursday special but just couldn't control the urge. Parking wasn't tight on this…

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It turns…

Been to this place a few times. The parking sucks the place is in a busy residential neighborhood which was always strange. You go in and the place is pretty smoky and has a neighborhood…

Lame-o. Pulled up to BE on a Wednesday early evening. No valet at his station so i self parked, saw the valet on the way to the entrance and had to give him…

Everyone knows the playhouse by now, but I digress. Pink building, plenty of parking, it’s safe. Walk in and sit down at the bar that surrounds the stage. $10 cover get 2 drinks free, off…

I came here to see a friend from another club who said she was leaving the country last month. Any other reason I wouldn't come. Not that I don't like the club, but its not…

Oddly enough, I was able tp get out and about on a Saturday afternoon. I made stops at Glory Days, G Spot, Francois and Lusty's. There was nothing going on at any of these clubs. I reluctantly…

Decided to test out the day shift, after being unimpressed (disappointed) by the only other time I visited Vivide (see review), which was an evening. This time, Monday at 2pm or so. Easy to find…

What do you guys think? Worth a trip or a waste of time? I'm contemplating a visit.....any prior experiences or opinion is appreciated

Chicago Club (6/22/23 at about 4:00) has become my go-to club. Now I might have to limit my time there, as a former ATF has started working there. I am not too concerned about puta…

Location: Just east of the WA/ID boarder on the ID side not far off I-90 behind the Walmart. IMO… a bit interesting how ‘red’ Idaho has the better club than ‘blue’/progressive Spokane. Parking / Valet: Large…

I arrived at TT on a Saturday at about 4:00. Self-parking was $5, paid to the bouncer, and entry was $5, paid inside the door. Entry is walk through a metal detector as it has…

This club could be all that - it has the potential to be an oasis in Utah. Unfortunately it's the same situation as a lot of the clubs out here: lame laws that turn a…

For those of you that don't know the Electric Blue (EB) is located right off of 84 in Tolland Connecticut. It is located in a lot with restaurants and a subway. The cover charge is…

Back in D.C. for work and decided to spend a Thursday night checking out this place because it was near my hotel. No trouble with the bouncer out front, friendly guy. Walked up a short…

Decided to drop in for a Friday night visit a few weeks ago and unfortunately it was not a great night for them. There were very few girls working compared to what they normally have…

My follow up business trip to Florida took me a little further south than last time. A month prior I visited the location in West Palm Beach. It was a good visit with…

This review is a combination of several visits I’ve made in the months of May and June. I’ve recently had some extra time on my hands and found the opportunity to visit on occasion. The…

OK, for my next inquiry.... Anyone ever get a erotic body rub or massage from one of the moe upscale places in NYC? There seems to be a few classier joints that have their own websites…

I stopped by pandoras Sunday afternoon to kill some time right at open. Parking lot only had about 5 cars, I would assume belonging to dancers and staff. Entry fee is $15 with free beverage.…

For description of layout and policies, refer to OWG’s review below mine. I go through ebbs and flow with this place. A few of my favorites have either left or work so sparingly that I…