Cloakroom

Hit up the Cloak room after a Sunday Funday of March Madness viewing - admittedly I came into the joint tipsy, which, spoiler alert, led to a pricey nightcap! It was $20 cover…

I went on a Saturday night the cover was $20. I bought a beer for $16. All the girls at the club were young…

Was in DC for work and decided to stop by Cloakroom. It was a Sunday night and several other strip clubs in the city were closed. There’s a doorman out…

Tucked away on the inside of a brick building that looks like nothing much on the outside save for a tall man sitting on a stool, my friends and I…

1st time there, cover was $20. There was 1 elongated dance area behind a bar, which was near full with ~10 stools including some dancers talking to PL's. There were some tables…

Where do I start... First is the set up. What kind of a strip club doesn't have chairs around where the strippers are? It is so awkward having to walk…

The place is a typical DC gentlemen's club with the pasties and restrictions that come with it. The drinks are clean and the prices…

Things I like: wide variety of girls - different ethnicities and different breast sizes. I’m a white meat guy. And they are nude. I’m not use to places that are nude and…

Solid spot. Very spacious and clean. Had a couple girls we kicked it with. Their vip was outrageous, $150 for 10min upstairs so that…

I’m a regular, a lot of the girls were unfamiliar and seemed new but as always staff was friendly. A lot of people in…

When others said that this place was expensive, I thought - eh, I'm pretty flush, how bad could it be? Wowzer. We're…

I went on a tuesday night at 8pm (when they open) with a work buddy during a trip.  Located on the second level of the  building above a restaurant we were met…

Was walking by this place after an evening work event, and decided to stop in to check it out. It's on the second floor above a restaurant, with a sports bar…

Went on a weekday evening around 8 pm. Got a drink pretty quickly. There were only about 8 dancers working at the time. It was a chill environment. No one cam and…

Classiest place in the dmv

Had a good time overall. Went on a Sunday night to watch the playoff game. Small TV screens but there’s a Sportsbook upstairs. Girls…

Visited on a weekend trip to DC from New York. It's in a pretty good location, very accessible by Metro. The club itself is decently spaced out. The chair section can get a…

Visited on a weekend trip to DC from New York. There was no option for a normal $20 lap dance soni had to go to…

Things were pretty dead for a Thursday night, but decide to hit up Cloakroom ahead of a dinner meeting. Layout has been discussed and nothing stood out as being significantly different since…

Nice atmosphere. Gorgeous dancers.

Back in DC for work. Last time I was here, I visited Camelot and thought it was a decent time. This time I’m staying a walking distance away from Cloackroom so decided…

Went there on a Saturday night, the place is really good has an upscale wibe. The girls here are really good 9s I would…

This gentleman’s club located in the Mount Vernon Square area in Washington, DC has been in operation for about three years. It looks like being remodeled from a warehouse; despite the decor…

Cloakroom DC is the newest and best gentleman’s club in Washington, DC—located in the North of Massachusetts Avenue area (NoMA) see address. The entrance to…

The bartenders were absolutely stunning, so were the majority of dancers. Quite a diverse group of entertainers. Stayed there for three hours…

I went to Cloakroom DC after dinner around 8 PM. The guy in the front stopped me and asked if I had a belt on, I was wearing fishing pants. It seems…

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on…

I visited Cloakroom for the first time recently. I hate going into DC, and know that the clubs are pretty bad, but took one for the team. The neighborhood is…

District’s finest without a doubt. Dancers and bartenders hot AF.

The Cloakroom is a classy 'gentlemans club' that delivers on expectations. Upon walking in there were two hot girls dancing on stage, fully nude. Cover is $20 and beers are…

I stopped into Cloakroom on a recent weeknight. $20 cover. It was early evening and there were very few customers there but there were 20+ dancers. They kept the main stage active…

This club is pretty nice! I am new to DC and not familiar with all of the clubs, but compared to the clubs back…

went on a saturday night. its located on first floor. $20 in cover charge per person.A beer cost $ 11. Beautiful and friendly bartenders…

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with…

I was in dc having dinner with some non-club friends and afterwards a couple suggested we go to cloakroom. I feigned innocence and said sure, knowing it was dc and there wasn’t…

Cloakroom is near the Mount Vernon Triangle area of DC. It's across the street from BarTaco, a LAZ parking lot, and a 7-11. It's a fairly busy/bustling place, with a…

The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume. Bouncer scans ID outside and directs…

After briefly stopping in at Good Guys Club (not our style) and Archibald’s (completely dead) my wife and I took an Uber over to the Cloakroom on a Thursday night. Outside of the…

Went to Cloakroom for a bachelor party, pre-pandemic shortly after the remodel. Decor is cool, but would have had more fun gambling that money…

Went to Cloakroom for a bachelor party, pre-pandemic shortly after the remodel. Decor is cool, but would have had more fun gambling that money…

Very nice, clean and upscale looking venue. Standard mixed clientele,standard strip club music, maybe less rap than some places. No dress code to my knowledge (I was wearing a tshirt/jeans/sneakers), But probably…

I entered here on an early afternoon with friends after brunch. It was a semi small space, dimly lit, and had a slight touch…

Came after drinking at bars in DC. Cloakroom was nice, large area with dancers on stage with a couple bars in the middle. Dancers…

Went to the cloakroom while in DC for a conference. I have heard that DC clubs aren’t worth the money, and overall I would have to agree. However, I still enjoyed the…

I decided to stop in on a Wednesday evening. I got to the door just before they started charging cover at 6pm. I’m glad I did because I thought I heard the…

Cloak Room (CR) is a really upscale club right in the heart of DC - within 5 min walk of Convention Center so very accessible for visitors. Neighborhood is 'totally' safe.…

I had visited here before and was turned off by the $20 cover charge before ordering a +$10 drink. Also I had visited early in the evening and there was only one…

Cloakroom is the club I frequent most often and there are a number of reasons why. First off, I like the variety and diversity of the dancers better than the other clubs…

Cloakroom has maybe the best variety of dancers in the city. There’s a little something for everyone. Happy hour til 9 makes for a…

Got stuck in the area on a layover, thought I would explore the scene. Did not know about the restrictions in DC, may not have gone out. My experience - bouncer advised…

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It was my first time visiting this place since it opened up last year. It's located not too far from Chinatown and the Convention Center, and is on a street with some…

Went here for my birthday. It is definitely the best place in DC. It’s just like any other high end club elsewhere…

Stopped in to reward myself after completing a certification. It was near my hotel so I figured what the heck, it’s a short walk. It was a Tuesday night so I…

My evening started at Bluejacket before a Nats game. It was there that a cute asian chick in a largely see-through halter top caught my eye. As she left, she…

On my visit to DC, I knew there were two clubs that I especially wanted to visit: this place and a black club that both have lap dances, nudity, booty shaking, and…

Ok. Finally checked out this place after the reviews on here and online. Came around 10 pm and thought it would be pretty empty. I was wrong. Before that, was able…

If you're looking for a comfortable place to hang out this is it. First thing to note, the bag check is free which is a big thing for the DC crowd. I…

If you're looking for a comfortable place to hang out this is it. First of all the women look amazing. Great mix of ethnicity…

I went late on a saturday night and it was packed. The layout was a little odd, felt a lot smaller on the inside than it looks from the outside. On…

I went late on a saturday night and it was packed. The layout was a little odd, felt a lot smaller on the…

This club reopened in 2018 with the goal of bringing the high class Vegas style club to DC. With the lights, music, and women, I’d say that it comes pretty close. The…

Was in DC for business and went to a Capitals game. The Cloakroom is within walking distance of Capital One Arena and the metro, so that's great. After walking through the door,…

Club has been described, layout/ambiance etc. What has not been clear is what happens in the upstairs VIP. Here to tell you it is worth it and surpasses anything else in DC.…

I was in the DC area recently and decided to check out this club. This was my first time in a DC club so I’m not sure how it compares. I got…

The place is nice, good atmosphere, layout has a large dancing area in the center and several table around in two stories. Did not…

Cloak reopened this summer and is a unique spot in the DC club scene. The layout on the second floor (main floor) is a bar, several small tables and several table dance…

Despite living in DC for years I go to Baltimore for strip clubs because the DC ones have so far been uninspiring. I went to Cloakroom on a whim when I realized…

So I reviewed this place after it reopened, but they deleted that page along with my review. So I’ll review it again here. Went to this place once before the building collapsed…

This is very much a blue collar, working man's club. Like any other place, some of the dancers are very hot, and some not…

Not sure what happens, but by 8pm on Sun night, only a handful of dancers are working, and the DJ is only switching dancers almost every 20-30min. It was not busy even…

Stopped in to check out the newly reopened cloakroom around 12:30 on a Tuesday. The place is really nice and it looks like they spent a lot of money on it. There…

I kind of liked the old cloakroom, before the wall fell off. It was clean, nicely decorated, well-planned, dancers were fine, pleasant atmosphere, drink…

Just left. 3o+ Dancers. So I spent a couple hundo and didn’t get anything special. Drinks felt like they were close to $20 each. A dancer talked to me for 10 minutes…

This past Monday and Tuesday marked Cloakroom’s “Grand Opening” with performances by Stormy Daniels. With Ms. Daniels safely out of DC, I stopped by Thursday to see an old favorite who…

This club just recently reopened, they have put money into the club. The lighting system is far above 90%of other clubs the sound system…

Recently reopened, the staff is nice and friendly the Dancers are beautiful. They put some money in the club to get it ready to…

I entered this review at a prior listing but it got taken down and now this new one listing for this club is up. is up. So I’ll repeat it…

This is a reopening of the club after a four year interval when it had to close due to the collapse of the building next door. From the pics on the FB…

This is a reopening of the club after a four year interval when it had to close due to the collapse of the building next door. From the pics on the FB…

Went to this place once before the building collapsed and just returned now that they’ve rebuilt and we’re out in dC handing out free admission passes (apparently there’s a $20 cover charge).…

Hope it reopens. It was the best option in a city of poor options. Girls were hot and pretty friendly, loved sitting at the bar and tossing cash over the bar and…

Like on the previous review part of the building collapse. The clean up is on the way according to <br> <a href="http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Cleanup-Continues-at-Site-of-Building-Collapse-in-Downtown-DC-258042131.html" target=_blank rel=nofollow >www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Cleanup-Continues-at-Site-of-Building-Collapse-in-Downtown-DC-258042131.html</a><br> <br> but it is not known at the moment if…

Friday afternoon (May 2), the building which housed The Cloakroom collapsed. Here's the story from the Washington Post; http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/buildings-collapse-on-k-street-in-northwest-washington/2014/05/02/7c839728-d233-11e3-937f-d3026234b51c_story.html Based on the photos, it will be a while until the club…

Had a 6 hr afternoon layover at Washington Union Train Station. After doing some research found out that Cloakroom was only ½ mile from station, walking distance and served lunch. Small group of us…

Just okay. Went on Friday, about 9pm. Cover was $10. They sat me at the stage. Stage has 2 20+ foot poles, and the strippers do climb all…

I can't believe that this used to be Louie's Rogue! Got in for free as my boss is treated like VIP here (told $35 otherwise). Typical high end strip club layout: leather…

This is a very nice new strip club located where the old Louise Rouge club was. The originals Louis Rouge Club sign is still on the corner so don't be confused. The…

I really love winding down a long night out and about on the town at Gentleman's clubs. My last trip staying out way too late (the kind where sunglasses are needed), my…

Visited the Cloak Room on a Sunday night. All nude girls, very classy place. Staff is very friendly and the managers are very accommodating. Very nice VIP rooms and…

A buddy from out of town was visiting so we went to the new Cloakroom. I had been wanting to see what had become of the old Louis the Rogue since…

I'm very pleasantly surprised with most everything about this new club opening on the location of an old, run-down club. It has been COMPLETELY redone inside and is beautiful...first-class job in…

I made a visit to the Cloakroom and the second I walked through the door I realized I made a huge mistake! Ever feel like you're somewhere you don't belong? That's this…

Formerly Louis Rogue.. Not much on the outside but WOW it is fantastic inside.They completely tore up the inside,opened it to the top floor and add private balcony room. Very high end. Huge…

Completely remodeled and under new owners and management. Club offers 2 floors of seating, with a 2 story main stage. Full bar, good drinks, and great service. Club has…

This recently opened club is located in the same building where Louie's Rouge strip club was located when it was open, so this review page is mixed in older reviews from the…

Louis' Rogue is closed. I dropped by yesterday afternoon, and while there is a lot of construction activity nearby (including street maintenance), the club is locked and appeared deserted. I…

Paid a Louie's a visit last year. I was pretty slow, I only saw about 5 girls of diverse backgrounds (I had expected to see more girls for the dayshift) and about…

They are going to renovate this club so they are closing the Wed. before Thankgiving and will reopen sometime in March 2012. It is a real dump with dancers who are…

This club is starting to turn around. The girls are looking better, all were 6-8. Only one would qualify for a gravy train commercial or late audition for halloween. So I am…