tuscl

the ultimate strip club list

Where you learn LDKing is not only a choice, but a lifestyle.
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published 1 yr ago
Duo singing a wonderful song
reviewed by
c1958s

7.3

As has been written before.m this is a video/sex toy store and old fashion Times Square live girl show place. The girls are in ‘little closets’ behind a glass partition. If you want to discuss…

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started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Stripperlover… This rick has gotta ask you something…
posted by
rickthelion

Now this rick is not going to criticize the obsessive posting of photos, but I gotta know what is going through your lil hairless ape mind?

Is it the drugs? If so, try drinkin’ Jack.…

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started 1 yr ago
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Canadian Spas, Tijuana, and FKKs are Better than Indy Escorts

Many escorts want so much personal screening information. In return, so many are 20 years older than their pictures, 40 pounds heavier than their pictures, or robs. yahoo.com

Personally, I think the Toronto scene (ie.…

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published 1 yr ago
Taboo Rush Hour
reviewed by
Vorleser

6.0

Stopped by recently after the immediately adjacent club XO was found empty. Upon arriving the administrator and bouncer were fighting with a group who thought they should be exempt from the $20 cover. Although…

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started 1 yr ago
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An Ode To Eva Longoria and MILFs Wverywhere
posted by
shailynn

This morning I was reading an article on USA Today about Eva Longoria being up for some Woman of the Year Award. These days she is more of a director than an actress.

To…

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published 1 yr ago
Thick mature Latinas
reviewed by
Mrdeez15

6.7

If you don't like thick mature Latinas...well this club won't be for you! Cougar City! Visited on a Saturday night around 11pm. Club is in the Elmhurst neighborhood of Queens. Which to most is a…

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published 1 yr ago
A fine place to enjoy some beers and dancing
reviewed by
DuckMySick

7.7

I had drive by this place a few times leaving work, and against my better judgement decided, eh what the hell - let’s see what the burbs has to offer. The club is on a…

ARTICLE
published 1 yr ago
About LDKs ... the good, the bad, and the sticky
written by
Call.Me.Ishmael

An LDK (or "lapgasm" in other online places) occurs when a guy cums in his pants due to the friction caused by a dancer during a high-contact lap dance or VIP session. It's a topic that comes up often enough in strip-club-related forums that it's worth having a round-up article that captures often-stated opinions and realities.

As usual, these are…

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published 1 yr ago
Decent eye candy and vibe
reviewed by
caseyx

6.0

Chez Paree was my second stop among downtown Montreal strip clubs. I didn't have terribly high expectations and as such I wasn't disappointed.

The club is on a side street under a marquee that looks…

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published 1 yr ago
Scoping out Downtown
reviewed by
caseyx

6.0

I've never heard a lot of good things about the strip clubs in downtown Montreal but my hotel was just a few blocks from a few of them so I figured it was worth checking…

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published 1 yr ago
No More Rain In This Cloud
reviewed by
tuscl

5.0

I pulled up to this place about 5:15. I found out they charge for parking starting at 7 pm, it’s 20 bucks. They charge a 20 dollar cover starting at 10 pm. The club is…

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published 1 yr ago
There’s Always One Great One
reviewed by
silverton3

6.0

Typical Tuesday at noon walking into Hilighter. Great parking in the daylight hours, free and large. Door guys just wave you through at noon on a Tuesday. This place is looking a bit worn but…

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published 1 yr ago
Not my night but chill and I will be back.
reviewed by
Robot2023

7.7

It is a small place. Even with that it is comfortable and fun. When you enter the bar is right in front of you. It goes from the the far left to the stage area/seating.…

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published 1 yr ago
Oh I love a rainy night!
reviewed by
Hungryhunnypot

9.0

It t’was a reigny” Saturday night! I got here around 7:30 pm and paid a $10 cover after going through the metal detector.

Saw a blonde cougar here by herself and a couple of other…

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published 1 yr ago
Kittens
reviewed by
rolladx

4.0

The clubs in Seattle have been dead the last couple of months, especially during the day. That's true for Kittens, Pandoras and Lake City Deja Vu.

Went here at the end of the month thinking things…

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started 1 yr ago
$20 Per Visit to Lapdance Area?
posted by
Cunnbunn

Went here for the first time last night (a Friday), and it was $20 each separate time you brought someone to the lapdance area. Overly taxing when you want to try dances from different girls.…

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published 1 yr ago
A quick and normal visit
reviewed by
sdcsi2023

7.3

It's Thursday night, around 9 PM, and I find myself back at the club. It's been a while since my last visit. There's a slight drizzle outside, but inside, the club still has that arid,…

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published 1 yr ago
Good time , nothing special .
reviewed by
Macho330

5.3

Went in around 12-close on a Thursday night. They had about 4 girls working 1 hot aa early 20's a really hot AA with curly hair and perfect tits. A girl that's barely 18…

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started 1 yr ago
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No Screencaps on PMs at TUSCL
posted by
wallanon

How am I suppose to send a copy of this bonkers PM I received out of nowhere telling me to go fuck myself if I can't screenshot? I'm hoping this guy just has tourettes and…

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published 1 yr ago
Slow start, but a good finish
reviewed by
domedfun

6.0

Arrived mid afternoon and the place was empty: No dancers on stage, 2 customers, barmaid was talking to one of them and a guy was restocking the bar. I got a beer ($4.50) and thought…

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published 1 yr ago
DO NOT Waste YOUR Time
reviewed by
4eyezonky

5.0

I was in the area and I decided there is a club here in the city so I went in for a drink and to pass sometime. I park in a parking lot around the…

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published 1 yr ago
Back after a short hiatus - Friday Afternoon Not Too busy
reviewed by
bruce88

7.7

Club details - Plenty of safe parking available. Upon entering you pass thru a metal detector. The bouncer at the day knows me enough to wave me in. When you enter the club the main…

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published 1 yr ago
Good Fun
reviewed by
tedthebundy

7.0

Stopped in last Friday, July 14th around 530. $10 Cover....Drinks are cheap like $7 for beer. I don't bother with shots and it's not like there's a cocktail menu. Maybe 15 girls in the place.…

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published 1 yr ago
Place peaked years ago. But it’s still OK.
reviewed by
thefever

7.7

Visited before midnight on a Friday. Cover was $30 and coat check was $3.

Bar on the right as you walk in had a couple of empty seats. To the side of the bar are…

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published 1 yr ago
The Palace, a break from solitude
reviewed by
JSnave

9.3

Recently I found myself in San Antonio. I was on a road trip that took me through the great state of Texas. I am by nature a loner, but even I have a need for…

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published 1 yr ago
Busier than usual
reviewed by
MrFuturi

7.0

Good 'ol BJ's. Its about 5-10 min south of Elgin on a Highway with not much else around. Its at the very end of a divided stretch of highway where you have to…

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published 1 yr ago
Float On
reviewed by
Studme53

7.7

I'll go chronologically :
The parking lot is huge and free

$10 cover the bartender takes when you sit at the bar You get a "complimentary" soft drink or water bottle. The bartender often asks if you'd…

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published 1 yr ago
Great Time, Lowkey Spot

7.3

First off, I’ve been here before but I’ve always stopped by on my way through to a business trip — usually midday on a weekday. It’s usually pretty dead at that time, as most…

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published 1 yr ago
Probably not coming back.
reviewed by
musicman35

3.7

Not much to say in this review because not much happened. Arrived, parking lot seemed safe. Next door is an Adult Video Store/Novelty shop. No door person on this night and walked in without a…

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published 1 yr ago
Decent time on a slow night
reviewed by
Bassmastae

6.3

Went in on a Tuesday evening just to check it out. The parking lot is fenced in and well lit if safety or discresion is a concern. I walked in and the door lady said…

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published 1 yr ago
AM fun with Andrea
reviewed by
MCH301

8.0

I showed up just after 8am for tho monthly ‘nipples & nibbles’ event (they open at 8am on the 1st friday of each month). They also offer coffee and a breakfast spread; I didn’t have…

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published 1 yr ago
2 for Friday after a 14 year gap between visits...
reviewed by
NASATEC

6.3

Since I was in Huntsville on business and we ended the boring conference early I decided to go some where I had not been in roughly 14 years. Well in 14 years time a lot…

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published 1 yr ago
Mmmmmm Midweek
reviewed by
the mighty quinn

7.7

Getting a chance to change up from weekends to weekdays, gave me an interesting perspective on Pandora’s. Driving southbound on Lake City Way I was actually tempted to try a different club. Drove…

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published 1 yr ago
It's a mixed bag
reviewed by
vanillaextract

7.0

Oasis is best known for wild incosistency, and this visit was no different. Especially now since cheerleaders has gone to shit, i find myself stopping by more often.

Location wise it's on a long strip…

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published 1 yr ago
At least the drinks were cheap.
reviewed by
makeitrain27

6.0

Was only in town for two nights so after meetings I popped into headlights, after making my way through security I was able to find a seat with a view of the stage a get…

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published 1 yr ago
Couple Fun
reviewed by
ruff9

7.3

I was in town with my wife and after a few drinks at dinner we decided going to a strip club would be fun...it was. Parked in the gravel lot, payed the $5 each…

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published 1 yr ago
Miss Yesteryear and Hot Milfs
reviewed by
Jgd

6.3

Made a return to Rest a bit this week. Been going to rest a bit for many years. Good local bar with lots of older Brazilian dancers of all shapes and sizes. My go…

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published 1 yr ago
Old Fashioned Lap Dance
reviewed by
Maz

5.3

First stop at the Whisky in over a year. $10 cover and wanded to enter thru a curtain door. $5 beer at the bar - did not see a waitress. Bathroom was dirty…