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Two of us were in town for the evening on business and decided we'd come see what Chattanooga had to offer.

Finding the club was easy as the sign was bright and the parking was…

Stopped by on a Thursday night around 10:30PM. No cover, (and nobody at the door). Long circular bar on right, separate from the dancer's catwalk which is in the center, and…

This is one of my favorite strip clubs because it's close and usually a reliably fun experience.

Parking is easy (and free) at an adjacent municipal parking lot. You enter the door and go down the…

I am writing this review after visiting on back-to-back days, on Wednesday and Thursday during the same week. I have been visiting Gallaghers since it had a much bigger party scene 15-20 years ago... and…

I've been going to Gold Club Centerfolds every few months since before they closed during the pandemic. Even after they reopened, it's still stayed my favorite chill club in this area.

The place is clean.…

Went on a Friday night 5 to about 6:30 and then again from 9 to 10. This review covers both.

Huge place with two Bars. Lots of customers both early evening and after…

I was in town for work and decided to stop by since it was right down the street from my hotel. I had a great time. There was a 10 dollar cover, and I went…

Sunday evening used to be one of the best times in my book to visit. But that was pre pandemic. I’d argue day time, doesn’t seem to matter which day is good also. Just not…

I decided to visit EB on a Sunday afternoon as I was passing by. The parking lot is still half unpaved and filled with potholes. I was waved into the club without a cover charge…

This is a very overdue review. Stopped in here on a Friday night about a year ago. I’ve been out of the strip club scene for some time (like more than a…

Best Trenton / Nearby PA club in my opinion. Barring happy hours drinks are $5-10 depending on what you get. $25 dance, $250 for a half hour VIP which includes a drink. Club is slow…

I visited Just Enuff late on a Saturday evening. I was lucky and got a spot in their small parking lot as someone else left. If that hadn’t happened, I might have turned around and…

Showed up about 10:30 PM on a Wednesday night. $10.00 cover charge at the door. The place was filled with women, at least 35 of them through out the place. There were…

Short version: The dancers were on average slightly less attractive than at Gold Club, but I had a much better time at Purple Diamond.

Purple Diamond is next to a run down strip mall. There were…

Went to Gold club to check things out. $10 cover, $7 cokes. Security was somewhat heavy, Memphis is crime ridden though the club's location seems safe.

On a weekday there were a dozen girls…

Living in DC, clubs are pretty expensive, as either they don't have cover but expensive drinks or dances are ridiculously priced. So, I liked that there was no cover and drinks were cheap. I only…

This sums up two visits day and night shift.

Decent amount of parking. Simple id check and $5 cover. Big stage in the middle with seats around the stage. Only a couple tables with barstools. Booths…

Went Sat around 10pm. I don’t need to describe the place for the 1000th time. They did install fog machines at the stage so it can get a little hard to see at times.

There were…

I went to “the Pic” off the west end of Roosevelt Boulevard after The Pearl and OSC (both) were closing early on a Thursday night about 8:15 pm. Arrived at the Pic about 9…

Visited on a Wednesday early afternoon. Parking is in front of building and also across the street. No issue finding a space.

Entering the bar manager sits at a desk on the left and dj…

I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February.

It is a small club, I think $8 cover when I…

The physical space of this club is typical, and on the good side of things actually. It's not gross, it's actually pretty clean/nice. Not "high end gentleman's club" by any means, but just…

Went in for my more or less monthly vivide visit yesterday. Probably 10 ladies on the floor when I arrived just before 2pm and about double that when I left an house later. $10 cover…

Went on a Sunday night (arrived early for a week of work in SF). Was there from 9ish to midnight and it was pretty empty.

This is a nice clean club and patrons seem to…

Entered the club without much expectation. Upon entering you are wander down and I payed a $10 cover. Once you enter you are greeted with smoke clouds and loud music. My type of place. It’s…

Was in Vegas for a night with nothing to do, so I made my way to Sophia's. As an out of towner, you will be charged extra at the door if you take a cab.…

I went in late on a Thursday night. Normally while in battle creek I go to the other club for their cigar bar but they were having a male stripper night so heartbeats it was.

Parking…