An Ode To Eva Longoria and MILFs Wverywhere
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
This morning I was reading an article on USA Today about Eva Longoria being up for some Woman of the Year Award. These days she is more of a director than an actress.
To me she’s off the charts hot. She’s also 48. I know a lot of guys here scoff at women that are over the age of 22 but I appreciate MILFs that look good.
Shame on Tony Parking for screwing that up, but I get it, I’ve royally screwed up some things over time too. Sometimes men just can’t help it.
As I fall off topic the point of this post is who are your favorite MILFs? For me staying away from porn stars my two favorites would have to be Eva Longoria, and Jennifer Lopez. These two women’s bodies have forgotten to age, or they have really good plastic surgeons. Honorable mentions go to Jennifer Aniston (55 years old) and Britney Spears. Brit Brit always looks dirty, but if she’d clean up… oh my god what a slamming MILF body she has, it’s from dancing with knives in Instagram videos so much that keeps her in decent shape. I’m basing this solely on looks, not their attitudes, acting or singing careers, because none of these women mentioned are really good actresses or singers.
I wish I could say Jennifer Love Hewitt would be in my list but she’s falling down the age cliff pretty quick. Side note I do like women with names other than Jennifer, it’s just a common name for women in their 40s and 50s. Every class I was ever in from kindergarten to college must have had at least 10% of the girls named Jennifer.
To me she’s off the charts hot. She’s also 48. I know a lot of guys here scoff at women that are over the age of 22 but I appreciate MILFs that look good.
Shame on Tony Parking for screwing that up, but I get it, I’ve royally screwed up some things over time too. Sometimes men just can’t help it.
As I fall off topic the point of this post is who are your favorite MILFs? For me staying away from porn stars my two favorites would have to be Eva Longoria, and Jennifer Lopez. These two women’s bodies have forgotten to age, or they have really good plastic surgeons. Honorable mentions go to Jennifer Aniston (55 years old) and Britney Spears. Brit Brit always looks dirty, but if she’d clean up… oh my god what a slamming MILF body she has, it’s from dancing with knives in Instagram videos so much that keeps her in decent shape. I’m basing this solely on looks, not their attitudes, acting or singing careers, because none of these women mentioned are really good actresses or singers.
I wish I could say Jennifer Love Hewitt would be in my list but she’s falling down the age cliff pretty quick. Side note I do like women with names other than Jennifer, it’s just a common name for women in their 40s and 50s. Every class I was ever in from kindergarten to college must have had at least 10% of the girls named Jennifer.
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Monica Bellucci
Demi Moore
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3vk6b1SO…
And I agree with Muddy that there are lots of MILFs out there in real life where I, too, am like, damn.
One of the perks of getting to play live music on a regular basis is that I get to watch people on the dance floor right in front of me. Some of the "older" women I see not only look fantastic, but the way they move vertically can be pretty suggestive of how they'd move when they're horizontal. Of course, the young ones can be attractive, too, but if a woman takes good care of herself, her beauty can last a surprisingly long time.
Now, if I can just get Eva Longoria to come to one of my gigs...
Echoing above:
JLo
Salma Hayek
Vergara
Longoria
And that’s just the Latina wing of the MILF HOF
Blake Lively (4 kids) is a freak of nature
Liz Hurley