Couple Fun

I was in town with my wife and after a few drinks at dinner we decided going to a strip club would be fun...it was. Parked in the gravel lot, payed the $5 each cover, were each patted down and in we went. Walking in the bar is straight away and the stage is on the right, with a unused auxiliary stage on the left. As has been described many times the place, and I mean it in the nicest way, is a dive, dive, dive.

I'd never been there before with a woman and walking in it was interesting being completely ignored by everybody. (Absolutely no typical swarm). Walked up to the bar, found two stools...a decent accomplishment, and ordered a beer and a margarita for $17. Possibly the worst margarita I've ever taste and as it turns out no limes...don't even ask. Replaced the Margarita with a shot of taquela for my wife...which was happily one of the biggest shots I've ever seen. Thirty minutes later, three rotations on stage still not a hint of attention from any dancer there. Finally nature worked it's magic and my wife left for the bathroom. The stripper on the stool next to me finally looks over and says to me will you buy me a drink.

My wife came back and she sat with us and I bought them each another shot. I asked for a dance and off we went. I've never been in the back at Chicas with my wife and a dancer, I gave the door guy at the back $100 and he said three dances because there are two of you...I wasn't thrilled by this but beggars can't be choosers. (I think the first time of the night a dancer goes in back the bouncer get's paid directly so the house gets the dancer fee. After that I think you pay the dancer directly...which in my experience is much better.). The dance was ok, light contact for CB, we played with her tits..sucked on them a bit and generally didn't do anything too wild. After the three songs said thank you and walked out. We stopped at a table outside and was approached by a dancer with huge tits and a much more engaged attitude. She grabbed my wife's hand...who was feeling no pain...smiled and walked her to the back without saying a word...I of course followed. Once in the back room she surprised me and went to the middle of the room (back room has a large U shape bench/couch all around it.) rather than a side or corner where I've usually found myself. While perhaps a bit more visible this did not in any way stop the fun. I said five for $100? She smiled and said yes...waited for the next song and started a very very interactive dance. Started by giving me a DFK, than my wife, than pulled us together and kissed us both. Meanwhile we were touching her all over. Three songs in her friend showed up, climbed on top of me while she concentrated on my wife. (BTW, they were both cuban and both spoke reasonable English. Each had manmades and both were cute and in late 30's to mid 40's.). I looked over and they were making out while my new girl...very large manmade..was all over me. The girls switched and back to the first ...who upon her return put her hand in my pants and I returned the favor. She seemed a bit worked up over all this and was wet and fun to touch. Five songs later...I know that was eight in total, she asked if we wanted more. My wife said she was good, we paid the $300 and off we went. We got to the car in the parking lot and were so worked up we went to the back seat and had a great time. I haven't had sex in the back seat of a car in 30 years! Great night!

The only bad thing about the night was being so wrapped up in the moment that we forgot to get their names, which I do regret.