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Thanks to my buddy Bubba 267 most of you are aware of my medical problems. Heart attack on the way home from oral cancer surgery. I came home from rehab 2 days ago. I'm feeling pretty…

Was not one of the better nights. Parking was available le, right in front. Got there about 8 pm. Stayed till about 10. I sat in the back where the private dance…

Headed to red room Tuesday day shift and night shift and Wednesday day shift. No cover during the day but 15 at night. Miller light was five plus tip. Except of the shoes the…

I've noticed lately this place is not as bad as its been in the evenings. But it's still a crap shoot. Avoided OGD b/c of the $10 bar side scam, shout out and…

The Wife and I were going to a concert at the Cabot and decided to stop at the Cab for a few drinks before the show. Yes she likes girls so we occasionally have some…

I was in town for work and dropped by around 10pm on a Wednesday night. The bar was clean but deserted. Only 1 other patron I saw and he's was getting a lap dance on…

I visited Le Girls on a Thursday night in early May around 10 PM. It was a little sleepy to begin, and the main thing to note about this club is it has a nude…

This review comes after two separate trips. The first visit was Saturday early evening, around 7pm or so. The dancers were mostly sitting with some guys who looked like regulars and chatting, only getting up…

There are much better, more reasonably priced options in the Triangle for me to ever return to this place. I decided to give this new club a chance I paid $5 to get in late in…

I had not visited the club in a few months and had just finished golfing. Decided to check out the scene and any new dancers. As others have said metal detector when you…

Arrived around 9 PM on Friday, May 3. The club was mostly empty. No other patrons beside myself and one other guy that had one of the gals completely monopolized. Bartender is really nice. Clubbed…

This is one of the best clubs I’ve been to. Arrived after midnight. The guy working the door (Jason/justin?) is the bomb. Toss him a tip and he will get you in where you need…

Please note this is place has a bar set-up and close to the red light district which means alot of tourists are there. Some only to “take a look” and not exactly customers. The vibe is…

I stopped in on a Monday night. It is not a very big looking place, just off 19 south of DD. It looks a little like a dive bar but not bad. Good sized parking…

This club is super dirty and terrible. The girls are borderline openly hostile and the other clientele is obnoxious and loud. The actual venue itself leaves a lot to be desired, too, with a very…

**PLACE:** The strip club in Washington Park stands out as a top pick among the few I've visited in the area. Upon entry, I noticed a pleasant ambiance, with a decent level of cleanliness maintained…

I was in town so got to visit the first ever club I ever visited (22 years ago). At the entrance, I had to go back home and get a new pair of pants as…

Coming out after a Twins game, we were given free admission passes. The club is literally walking distance away from the stadium. Walking in is pretty routine, bouncer is chill, the manager takes you in,…

Got in around 8 PM paid the door fee $20 got my pay down. Walked in. To the right are the bathrooms and left are the seating area with a large stage. Three polls and…

This new site SUCKS. Don’t like it at ALL.

I went to Sams a little over a month ago but I still remember quite well what happened. As you enter there is this metal detector thing and the doorman scans your Id and pats…

I entered the large, fenced, safe free parking lot and found a place. There were definitely more cars than usual, which implied that there would be a lot of action inside. I entered the club,…

I visited this place on a Thursday around 10:30 PM. Parking: A bouncer asked me to pay for parking next to the building, so I parked a half block away in front of…

Stopped at Flight first and the lineup there wasn't the great. So, I was like "BTs or Landing Strip?" Landed on Landing Strip obviously. Get there and there is mandatory valet for $7 [no ticket, but…

Hit the PH with the intent of trying something new, specifically Isabella. I walked in and before my eyes could adjust to the darkness I damn near walked into a stacked Colombian dancer who…

I couldn't find a way to log in. Then along the top banner of the "discussion front room" page two boxes "Nickname" and "Password" appeared. I used these to log in and now…

With TUSCL being down, this is a late strip club adventure from last week. I decided to make a stop at Scarlet Lounge last Wednesday since it had been awhile and to see if anything…

Seeing the message the tuscl was down for updates got me thinking. How big is the team that runs TUSCL? Is it just `Founder`? Do we have a `bus problem`? There's a ton of valuable…

I had some free time around lunch and wanted to try out this Brand new club in Raleigh. It is very close to the airport. Location would think they are going for the…

So - I was in town for a Sunday and had just an afternoon. My original plan was to get a rental car and drive down to Tucson as I had a marvelous time…

Been a longtime since I visited. Killing time waiting for traffic to clear. Same security as before. No cover when i arrived around 5:30. One girl on stage and about 4…

So, I have had several trips out of Phoenix. When I had done my TUSCL research, I had always circled this club as one I wanted to visit -- especially when the VIP lap…

Had an afternoon flight into Bradley and decided to stop in. MG2 had been one of my go-to places but I've since moved away from the area. Stopped in on a Friday afternoon around 3:30…

Easy to find, safe, well lit with adequate parking. Grey long single story building on the left as you go out from Morgantown. Enter the anteroom for $10 cover and ID check. Enter,…

I stopped into the Oasis with around 7 PM during the week. It’s a large building on Passyunk Avenue on the right hand side if you’re heading toward the city. They have a nice parking…

Last time I was there was almost 5 years ago (pre-Covid) but it’s basically the same as last time. It’s mandatory valet parking (whatever you want to tip). They check you when you…

Cheerleaders is just about done their interior renovations so I thought it might be time to check it out and detail in a review. The club is in South Philadelphia just off I-95. The outside of…

Popped by the Harem on a Friday night — the place has been described before but it’s basically right off the highway right next to an underpass. A little hard to find if you don’t…

To call this a strip club is a bit generous. It is more a local bar where woman you would rather not see naked, get naked. The club while still having a grungy feel, has…

Dreams is a giant warehouse located in the far east section of El Paso. Oddly enough, there are two vibes at Dreams: one- a wanna be vegas type party club, and two- a grungy, hometown…

It had been a couple years since I visited Platinum West and I happened to be in Columbia for business. After wrapping up a meeting on a Thursday afternoon, I headed to the club around…

I went to Polekatz on Tuesday to take advantage of the $10.00 topless dances which are the best value in Chicago land. I arrived at 7:30 and paid the mandatory valet parking fee of $5.00…

Decided to drop into this place on a Tuesday night after going to another club that was completely dead. Parking lot is well lit with security actually roaming around. There was no valet or charge…

I can't quit this place because Inner Room was such a great place and there's always slight hope it will find that excellence again. It's free to enter before 8pm (as I was told)…

Thanks for all of the hard work on the new site. So far, I consider it an improvement.

Stopped in on a Thursday night. Parking is ample. They offer valet, but I’m good to walk. As you enter you go through a metal detector. On Thursdays they advertise “no cover all night”.…

I’m excited to see a rematch of the Pacers and Knicks. They had some classic playoff series in the 90’s. I was living in Indianapolis for a time in the 90’s when Reggie Miller…

This place is like I died and went to Latina MILF heaven. A little pink building off US 130, it can come up on you quick as the road is fast. You enter in and…

There's a new game at Tattletales. All the descriptions from parking, to entry, to layout, etc have been posted over and over and haven't changed, so I won't add those here. What has changed - and…

You may have seen today’s news reports that the Boy Scouts of America are being rebranded to “Scouting America”. Apparently to further embrace diversity and inclusivity. As a former Boy Scout…