Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Yikes. I read the reviews but thought I'd check it out myself. Hit this up close to midnight on Wednesday.

On a main road, among strip malls. It's a small bar with a sex shop/lingerie store attached. When I pulled up there were easily 8 cars idling, behind the place. No...

Went into the building.There was no pole, no chairs, no normal stuff you’d see in a strip club. Just a small room with a couch and beyond, a sex shop. I passed the rows of dildos and overpriced dancewear and there was a guy near the counter looking at me...

This was definitely the saddest place I’ve ever been. The women were all out of shape and probably pushing late 40s. No dances, i watched one dancer order a dinner once the guy offered - she bought 4 salads, pancakes, waffles, fried chicken and potatoes. She then proceeded to complain...

This club is super dirty and terrible. The girls are borderline openly hostile and the other clientele is obnoxious and loud. The actual venue itself leaves a lot to be desired, too, with a very small stage off to the side and folding chairs.

Two drink minimum and terrible food....

I typically frequent Nite Moves on my way to Saratoga but decided to try out the competition. Wasn’t entirely impressed. Although the place was pretty quiet in the early evening the bouncer charged me $20. Didn’t mention the 2 drink minimum. No pussy yet and I’m out $40.
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