Dirty's Topless Bar

Dirty's topless is a decent strip club with free parking and a decent space inside. they only have the one stage but it has decent height and the lounge area and bar are while worn not dirty. The place does serve food but not really the point of the visit in my opinion but a nice add if you do decide to eat and while the food is nothing special its not bad or overpriced. The girls are a range of a few whites, a few african, and a few latina's. i liked that the place wasn't just all latina's but i wouldn't call any of the girls knockouts but they weren't terrible either id say between 3-7's. I got a few lap dances 4 for 100 or 30$ a pop in their curtained off private area's while floor dances are still 10$ which is nice. The floor dances are no touch but i didn't see a single girl there enforce that rule. The bouncer was chill and the girls were a mix of glued to their phones while others were mixing and seemed really into it. Unfortunately i dont remember any names besides amber who was an african girl with a slim figure who was very good. The thing with dirty's from talking to the girls and bouncer is alot of people seem to show up just to eat and get a free show. the girls can dance well on the pole they just dont usually if they dont feel like anyone will tip them which is fair. the girls do allow alot of mileage during the private area dances and are great at keeping you interested. Overall its a place i would describe as "you get what you pay for" meaning if you just go and dont spend its kinda terrible but if you do spend some money it can be pretty good. Overall a decent club for a budget but nothing special.

In town for a work trip to Phoenix and decided to take in some eye candy on a Wednesday afternoon. There is a two way entrance into parking lot. Arrived at 1230. No cover charge during the day. Bouncer checks id and give you a pat down before entrance.When you walk in. Bar is in front of you to the left. Stage is a sharp left turn. Happy hour is all day until 6. Grabbed 2 Modelo for 7. Only one TV at the bar. There are 2 behind you against the wall but not facing the stage. There is a projector and about 3 TVs around the main sitting area. The place isn't very big. There is plenty of seating. On comfortable chairs. Counted 8 chairs directly around the stage. There are tables and chairs throughout the rear of the area. Counted 7 girls on, Black, White, Mexican and a couple mixed. 2 songs each. Not everyone takes their top off during sets. Definitely something for everyone. Would say mainly 6's and a sprinkle of 7's no 10's while I was there. Multiple girls approached to ask if I was interested in having a dance. Chair dances in the public are 10/song. VIP was quoted at 200 for 15 minutes. No extras were discussed. They are definitely not as forth coming with info as other areas, i.e Detroit. My visit lasted about an hour after finishing my 2 beers. Food is also an option. Wednesday special is a burger and 6 wings for $10. I opted for no food. All in all would repeat and could possibly do so during my time here in the Phoenix/Glendale area.

Here's another review for Dirtys I went for lunch and then came back in the evening to hang out before having to get back to the family. When I arrived I went back in the porch area they have to smoke weed and chill with my beer til my food got there. They have a great deal for burgers and fries and it's one of the best meals at a club you can have for quality and price. Once I got back in there was a blonde dancer with big real dd tits on stage. I tipped her there and she asked me if I was the one drawing girls in the club. I said yes I draw them on little art cards. I had a few on me. Once she got through her 2 dances we met up on the side. of the club where table dances are done. We talked for about half hour her name is Kylie and she had just gotten 86d from ABCO and was talkative about it. I got her IG then and she seemed to really enjoy talking about nerdy stuff with me. I bought her a shot of Hennessy on her request. Then I decided to check out the private area with her since she seemed to dig me to see what value you had there. I got the 4 song for 100 deal which wasn't bad she really likes to ride and I got to play with her big DDs for a decent time. Later in the afternoon she was busy with other customers but I did get to talk to her towards the end. I got her number too she seemed to be really interested Idk if she does otc but we shall see. The only other girl I tipped was star a dancer I reviewed in my last one she is amazingly hot!

Quick notes: Topless Bar Cover 8pm 10$ Domestic Beer 5$ Full Kitchen and Full Bar. First time here and decided to check it out since it was on my list. I come to Phx every now and then to visit family and had the Saturday night off. Came into this 21 and over Topless Club around 8pm and the Cover Charge was 10$, quick pat down and the bouncer took a glance at my ID. Domestic Beer bottle was 5$. I am not aware of any drink minimums and nobody enforced one or mentioned them when I was there. Decent amount of parking and the lot was half full. The layout of this place as you walk in right after ID check is the bar, bar tables, Restrooms, and the VIP dance area is straight ahead in that order. If you look to your left you get the 1 stage with chairs and tables spread around the stage and more chairs against the wall. At the end of the main area is a door that leads to a smoking patio. There is a giant window facing into the patio and you can look both into and out of the club. This patio also has 2 pool tables. This place has plenty of Tvs and 2 projectors showing the games on the wall. They also serve food which I overheard is pretty good. I did not take a look at the menu so not sure what they offer. There were about 15 girls working and maybe 20 customers. The girls I would range from 5-8 with only one or two being a 7/8. Most girls were average in my opinion but decent. Dances on the floor are 10$, or 30$ for VIP both one song. Only a few mentioned the 4 for 100 VIP option. About 5 or 6 girls came up to me for a dance. I asked the prices for each one of them to see what they offered. Only 2 of them mentioned the 4 for 100 with the floor and single vip songs. 2 other girls only offered the single 30$ and nothing else. I only took one for a dance since she offered all the options and had a nice body. Stage dances were about 2 songs and they usually got topless on the second song. Some girls had good stage sets other just walked around shaking ass. As for floor dances I noticed some girls would take their tops off and allow touching two way touching while others would not. Luckily I was able to see which girls give good dance for the money and which ones don’t. First dance I had was with this Hispanic chick, we did the 1 for 10$ on the chairs lined up along the wall with the patio windows. Most floor dances take place on these chairs. The dance was great for 10$. She went topless and even bent over and slid her panties to the side for a brief peak. Good two way touching for a 10$ floor dance. Eventually she came back later to me and offered the VIP. I agreed to one VIP dance since the first was great. VIP area is beyond the bar area and is shaped like a T. So, you have booths back-to-back in a line split up by curtains. The last booths are bigger up against the back wall and it is an L shaped sectional. This is where I had my VIP They were hardly being used this evening and you have to pass through each chair and curtain to get to the next booth. I assume it would be awkward if you were in the back and passing 4 or 5 full booths. My VIP experience was more than what I expected for a topless club. Great grind and 2 way touching. No wonder they call this place Dirty’s. She went topless immediately and even pulled down her panties for a brief moment so I can get a good view. Towards the end of the song things got pretty handsy downstairs so I opted for a second song to help finish my night. After the second song I paid her the 60$ and no tip requested. Might've been the best deal I've ever had at a club honestly. Had to head straight home after the VIP to clean myself up.

I went to Dirtys Twice in one week Tues. around 10pm and then again around 530 Thurs. During the visits I had just one dancer that was new and stuck to me for the entirety of my time. Her name was Valentine and she normally dances at Christie's. She was tall blonde with really white skin fat ass and perky b cup titties. I only got 2 or 3 table dances but after that she just stuck around talking to me for about an hour and a half. I bought her some shots 2 I think and I tipped her on stage. I got her IG but I think I wrote it wrong because I couldnt find it later. Thurs afternoon was busier I saw at least 7-9 dancers 5 of which I got table dances from. I had Nina, Star, Luxxe, a goth chick that was really skinny with lil titties, and last I think it was Lavish. The goth chick then Star and Lavish were my favorites. Very friendly let my hands roam. Luxxe I think was the pushy latino and I only got one dance from her. The other girls were all really cool. I got Nina's and Star's IG which I like to get because then I like is working or not. Cool spot to spend some time there.

I have not been to a club since my project ended in Scottsdale last May. I got a project in North Dakota. There has only been 1 review written during the last 5 years in North Dakota. I was planning on meeting up with long time TUSCL member b318, but he has been spending time in Vegas. I was informed that Dragon is dancing at Dirty's every weekday afternoon. I spent Wednesday night in Phoenix on my way home. I visited Sugar 44 Wednesday evening hoping to get information on the Asian Goddess Sphinx. I was informed that she no longer dances at Sugar 44. I arrived at Dirty's Thursday around noon. No cover, No ID check, I was informed that there is a 2 drink minimum. I got a hamburger and beer for $12.50. The floor dances are still $10. VIP is $30 per dance or 4 for $100. While I was waiting for Dragon, I got some $10 floor dances from 2 attractive Cuban ladies. I could not understand their names. The floor dances were really good. I am sure that both of these ladies would take care of you in the VIP. They both told me that they are here every afternoon. Dragon finally came out of the dressing room. We talked for a while. She is from Southern California. She told me that it wasn't her fault that she got fired at Sugar 44 and Crazy Girls. She told me that Dirty's has only suspended her 1 time. I wrote several reviews about her last year. I gave Dragon $250 and we went to the VIP. She knows how to turn on the charm. I left around 2PM to return my rental car. Note: Since there are no clubs to go to in North Dakota, I plan on visiting Phoenix every 6-8 weeks until my project is finished. Let me know if any of you want to meet at a club. I know that the Tucson Kid has a great amount of Phoenix dancer info.