the ultimate strip club list

So I travel a lot for work and tend to enjoy a strip club in a different city to see how the differ across the country. I read the reviews of this place and…

DD’s looks larger on the outside than inside. Not sure how big the dressing rooms and back office might be, perhaps that explains the discrepancy. Maybe the mob uses the back.
The front parking lot…

Got to the club about 3 pm. Found parking up close. Saw a few cars in the parking but I think most of them were the dancers and staff. Got in for $20, quick pat…

Arrived at the club at 1:30 PM on Tuesday. Sat at the bar and got 2 sprites.

There were 2 dancers with some regulars who did not approach me but one dancer did. This dancer…

Only second time in Vegas, and I was looking for the best time. For the price, this place is the best time!
Sketchy part of town right on Vegas Blvd across from Jerry’s Golden Nugget and…

Trips to Seattle clubs have been disappointing over the past year or so. Seems like I am lucky if I can find one hot dancer when I visit. I realize a lot of guys…

Playhouse is a pink building on the right side (driving south) of Rte 130 next to a car dealership. Plenty of parking and I feel safe in the parking lot, especially during the day. It…

This review covers two visits. Headed to TT and wanted to get there by noon to see if my favorite was available. No valet but when I left I tipped the parking guy a…

I had spent about three hours and then came over to Rick's since it was only 2-3 blocks from my hotel. A woman at the front desk collecting $10 cover and a security guy at…

I've been to this club 2-3 times per year over the past few years. It's about 1.5 miles from the downtown area. I showed up just after 7 on a Tuesday evening and they charged…

I decided to swing by Xoticas while traveling through the middle of nowhere, TX. This place is literally not only in middle of nowhere Laredo, but off a small side street tucked into…

I stopped in on a Friday night around 9pm

First of all the place is in an industrial/sketchy neighborhood with only street parking. I parked 2 blocks away and made the walk. I did not…

Was bored so visited the lounge alone on a Friday evening at about 8pm. I first went to Desire but there weren't a lot of dancers that day which was surprising.

This was my first visit…

Went on Saturday night solo. Was pretty dead when I arrived around 9:30, sat immediately with gorgeous tattooed brunette. I sat at a table slightly off stage which gave a great view of dancers coming…

I had some PM time to kill while getting a vehicle serviced nearby and stopped into Nite Moves (my first visit) after a late lunch nearby. The location is a safe setting for parking,…

Went after a work event on a Wednesday night. Arrived around 9 pm. Paid for valet ($20 including tip) and $20 cover. There were probably 20 girls working when I came.…

I squeezed in a visit to Christies Cabaret on a Monday at lunch time. The club is in Tempe, which was not a long drive from where I was staying in downtown Phoenix. I missed…

After a few months hiatus, I made a return. I've been a customer for years
Spent roughly $300 for the night.

Showed up a little after 9, 13th anniversary party. Admission was $20 for guys and either…

Swung by on a Sunday afternoon to relax, have a beer, see some great pole dancing and enjoy some laps.

As soon as I entered, there's a dj on the left and a black light dancer…

Found myself in the area after dinner with some colleagues. Had some drinks at the restaurant and got the itch to spend some money and realized this club was very close to where I was.…

Palomino is in north Las Vegas, so a longer trip from strip hotels than the plethora of other clubs in town. If you're in a group they have a van you can request, but they…

I made a brief stop at Bourbon on a Wednesday around 10pm. It was a short drive from downtown Phoenix. Parking was free. Cover was $10. Water was $5. The club was fairly large…

Went in the afternoon, was fairly busy with about 6 other cars in the lot. I went and sat at the bar for around 30 minutes before I was finally approached by a girl. Not…

Bandaids was the smallest of the clubs I visited in Phoenix. It's on a corner with a free parking lot. There was no cover when I arrived mid-afternoon on a Tuesday. Upon entrance there was…

I was passing through Phoenix and checked out a few different clubs, none at ideal times. The first was Hi-Liter on a Sunday evening. Parking was free in a decent, well-lit (but unmonitored) lot.…

I don't remember the day, but they were celebrating one of the dancer's birthday. I've been going on and off since college. The place is still very clean. There were over 30…

I was working about 40 miles away from Top Hat Lounge and decided to make the drive over one night.

The place is located in a small town downtown area, if that makes sense. Not…

Chicas Bonitas is a dive in north Las Vegas. It's a short walk from Palomino. I like pairing visits to both. They have a gravel parking lot which is free. Cover is just $5, and…

The club usually posts lineups on Instagram stories of who is in or out for dayshift/nightshift. But never on Sundays or Mondays and rarely on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I always assumed its because they're dead,…

This was a very quick stop in due to going somewhere else (planned) about an hour later. The other place I was going just happened to be of a similar nature on the…

I'm sure this place has a niche, but no idea what it is. If you want extras, go to Bridgeport or Tolland. If you want to watch a lot of different dancers on stage, go…

Since my last visit, I've gotten to know some of the new Cubans. This review will focus on them and some demographic shifts.

Entry/Layout
3 dollars after 9pm with a wristband for reentry. Bar to…

Arrived here around midnight on a Thursday night. Paid cover of $20 per person. There is a solid bar on your left when you walk in with a good selection of liquor. I had been…

Clancy’s is attached to a liquor store in a real quiet neighborhood. Got to entrances one in the front and other in the back. Got a long bar in the left and the stage is…

Don't judge a book by its cover. Bar as soon as you walk in and cover starts at 7;00. Stage around corner to your right. Regulars fill the bar. Tables were open and all face…