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discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Massage places versus strip clubs
posted by
docsavage

I was just at usasexguide and noticed there were three times as many posts in the massage section than there was in the strip club section for Indianapolis, where I live, so they are obviously…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Sahara on a Tuesday afternoon
reviewed by
CheeseNugg

7.0

This was my first time going to Sahara. I went in around 5pm on a tuesday and initially parked in front of the liquor store. One of the bouncers saw me while he was coming…

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published 3 yrs ago
Nice time on a Friday.
reviewed by
jayveeuu

9.3

I have reviewed this place many times. Still my favorite. I have been back a few times since the last review, and the club details haven't changed much.
It is about…

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published 3 yrs ago
1st of 2 Quick Visits to TJ Clubs
reviewed by
FredEttish

8.7

This is my 2nd time in TJ and having experienced the wonders the first time, I wanted to see if things were as good now that the shock of the place had worn off a…

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published 3 yrs ago
World Class Clubs Do World Class Things
reviewed by
cameronc

7.0

Stadium is a cool club if you’re looking for a more party vibe that accompanies dancers. After you walk past security there’s a spot to get ones on your left and a wall hiding the…

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published 3 yrs ago
Plugged at The Pic
reviewed by
Calabrese013

5.3

Stopped by the Piccadilly Club on a Friday evening. Normally, I prefer to go in the afternoon and evenings since it’s less crowded.
It was easier for me to park in the area…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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The gaslight parade
posted by
Casamigos

Last week I texted with my CF to meet at the club. I arrive at the appointed time and she wasn’t there yet, ok not a big deal I can hang out and chill.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Shift change sucks.
reviewed by
Kudabra

5.0

Dropped in on Friday evening and the lot wasn’t packed as it usually is. Cover charge was $15 and water was $10. Got there around shift change was happening soon so it sucked…

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published 3 yrs ago
it is what it is
reviewed by
c/man

5.7

Stopped in Lusty's for a quick visit last week. I will not repeat all the boring details or write a novel on the parking, layout and facilities other than to say that this is a…

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published 3 yrs ago
Waste of time, money, time and everything in between AVOID it's not worth anyone's time.
reviewed by
TripleH

4.3

This place just gets worse and worse It's now a Pasty's bar second rate paper moon almost as expensive to be honest.
Inside has 3 areas for dancers to dance with the main stage…

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published 3 yrs ago
Wife and I are now regulars
reviewed by
FunwAJ

10.0

My wife and I usually stay in Maho and this is the first trip we visited the club. We were immediately impressed with the ladies. The club was clean and all of the ladies looked…

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published 3 yrs ago
Move faster, and be wise with your money
reviewed by
smitthers5564

6.3

Decided to check out this place, so I headed over in the early afternoon. Place was spacious with plenty of seating. To stage to the left of the bar and one big one at the…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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You weirdos wanna read some cray cray shit courtesy of Mr. Muddy?
posted by
DoctorPhil.

tuscl.net

tl;dr version: if you invite Mr. Muddy over for amuse-bouches do not let him use your lavatory.

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published 3 yrs ago
Tis the night before Thanksgiving......
reviewed by
Assbestos

8.0

Got all my Thanksgiving prep done(All i have to do is show up for family Thanksgiving) and decided to to relax after a 3 day work week! LOL Got a 6 pack…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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What's wrong with the upsell attempt?
posted by
ElDuderino_AZ

I read a review last night that kinda aggravated me. While admitting the girl put in extra effort, had great technique, blah blah fucking blah... dude refused to tip the girl because at some point…

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published 3 yrs ago
Fell in Love ... Again
reviewed by
HungryGiraffe

7.3

In summary, Christies Cabaret Cleveland is a still one of the top, if not THE top, strip clubs in Cleveland. Key features are secure parking, high dancer beauty standards, topless lap dances, friendly staff and…

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published 3 yrs ago
Jiggles: The end of grabbing bar napkins for the Men's Room??
reviewed by
MadMaXXXNYC

6.7

I stopped in one late Monday afternoon in early November and found the place nearly dead. Not too surprising: bad time on a slow weekday. I started talking with the bartender and…

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published 3 yrs ago
I got a present
reviewed by
Willy215

7.3

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon after doing some Christmas shopping. Walked in, had to give over my id to be scanned, which sucks, but if you want to play you have to pay…

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published 3 yrs ago
Still a Mixed Bag
reviewed by
Jseattle85

6.0

I’ve been here 3 times in the past 60 days and thought it deserved an updated review. Overall, this place is hit or miss and your experience will greatly be affected by your expectations. Mine…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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RIP Stephen Sondheim
posted by
DoctorPhil.

One of the greats has passed.

I remember this time when the great Sondheim replied to a letter from an aspiring composer/songwriter named Doctor Phil (yours truly, not the bozo on the TV)

I had sent…

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started 3 yrs ago
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I am spending savings with girlfriend on stripper I met at lap dancing club
posted by
jackslash

A dude asks a female advice columnist what he should do. He should have asked TUSCL instead.

todayuknews.com

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Sluttiest Towns in America
posted by
Muddy

In whatever not necessarily only strip clubs but what cities you've experienced where girls aren't afraid to give it up. Me, I see this as only a positive thing, no shame in it all. I…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Who's Dancing?
posted by
PredragDr

How accurate is the "Who's Dancing" section of the website? I was wondering in regards to the dancers listed vs. actually present as well as the semi-anonymized pictures provided vs. actual dancer appearance.

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Clubs that scan IDs on entry
posted by
Electronman

I've read reviews of clubs that scan your ID before allowing entry. What is the rationale for scanning the ID? Quite obviously, the club can verify the age of a customer without scanning the…