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published 3 yrs ago
It’s alll about the end
reviewed by
Tincamel2

5.3

Bishops is a small hole in the wall. There’s a small stage that might as well not exist the dancing was not at all provocative and the least attractive women were all on stage the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Pretty good during day time
reviewed by
Cartman369

9.0

It was my first visit to this place. There is a lot of parking space. Cover is 6$ in the day on weekdays. There were around 8-10 dancers. I got a drink and the server…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Paradise by the Dashboard Lights have gone dim
posted by
elmer

Meatloaf dead at 74

Man I really loved his music played Bat out of hell and Bat out of hell II just last week

From CNN
Michael Lee Aday (born Marvin Lee Aday; September 27, 1947 – January…

review
published 3 yrs ago
What’s the Password?
reviewed by
Hellooo Nurse

6.3

I took a ride share from Cheetah over to Diamond Dolls. The guy at the front door was counting money when I got out of the car. In a Boston sounding accent he said "Uba?”…

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published 3 yrs ago
Double Date

7.0

I was planning to go watch some college bball in Piscataway where Iowa was playing Rutgers and decided before that, make the trek to Burlington to da old Playhouse Lounge. Now for all you noobs…

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published 3 yrs ago
Not a great afternoon for an out of town visitor
reviewed by
lurkingdog

7.0

So, I was returning back from dropping off someone at the Pittsburgh airport and in the mid-afternoon, this is the only area club that was open. As others have mentioned, it is near the Convention…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Iceys stripper hoe diary...official thread

Slept earlier. Now I'm up managing stripper hoes. Hyping them up. Ordering fast food for them. Giving life advice. Lulz

review
published 3 yrs ago
Fun in the middle of nowhere PA
reviewed by
Ozer

7.7

I usually do my hobbying in Toronto Canada, mostly at massage parlors and escort agencies but also some strip clubs in Niagara Falls,but with the border closed for so long because of covid for…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
The End of “The Block” in Baltimore?

baltimoresun.com

Last call could come a lot earlier for dancers and patrons at strip clubs on The Block in Baltimore, as police and politicians are trying to force a 10 p.m. closing time in the adult…

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published 3 yrs ago
Pleasantly surprised!
reviewed by
calrod

7.7

In the Bay Area now and back to clubbing after a very very long hiatus, went to this club instead of any sf clubs since sf clubs are known for very high price for even…

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published 3 yrs ago
Slow night but got my time’s worth
reviewed by
experiment76

8.0

Pulled in the parking lot about 9pm, kinda empty. Presented the instagram post for half off and paid $10, which used to be the regular price several years ago. $20 is pretty steep for this…

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published 3 yrs ago
Still the Diamond.
reviewed by
oldguy

6.3

Went mid-week and first surprise was cover charge was $20. That did NOT include a wrist band, which is needed for access to private dance-land and the upstairs club (which was not open). So that…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Shocking CoVid data from UK
posted by
mark94

A government memo made public has just revealed that the vast majority of people recorded as dying from CoVid in the UK had, on average, 4 co-morbidities. Only 17,000 people died exclusively from CoVid. The…

review
published 3 yrs ago
I counted 15 and always have enjoyed their dancers.
reviewed by
PepsiMan

7.3

Drove into the free lot with very few cars. I counted 9 but the back lot was full. Watch out for all the potholes especially a few right as you drive in.…

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published 3 yrs ago
My “oasis” would not be here
reviewed by
Takemymoney

4.3

So for a quick recap of the layout: Walk through front door and pay the door man. (Past couple times it’s been a less than enthusiastic gentleman that will provide zero insight as far as…

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published 3 yrs ago
Good time, a few hotties, expensive LDs
reviewed by
DoctorTom

6.0

Hadn't been here in a long while and decided to spend a few hours on a Wednesday evening. Some of the old regular dancers were there and a few new hotties.

The location has been…

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published 3 yrs ago
Curiosity got the best of me. Confirmed...
reviewed by
Glockv1911

6.0

Well...very popular for its 'reasons'. Location is industrial-like and lighting is okay outside, but the area isn't well maintained.

There was a sign for a mask, but nobody was wearing one. Door man takes your money.…

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published 3 yrs ago
GPS Day
reviewed by
smackattack

5.7

Stopped into Lucky's on an afternoon. Parking lot is fine safe. The parking lot js dirt so it does get muddy. Also you can get blocked in easy. Don't make that mistake, I…

review
published 3 yrs ago
first of many.
reviewed by
cakecoma

8.0

Took my monthly stroll down Michigan avenue a few Mondays back. Hoping to meet up with my cf and maybe even make a new friend after if I had time. Pulled into flight club and…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Looking for a dancer from about a year ago.
posted by
hoosierguy90

Used to come here and hang out with a Russian girl on the evening shift. Name was Yanna, skinny brunette. Just wondering if she still dances. Haven't been in the area for a while but…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Audrina, Maala, Dallas & London
reviewed by
HappyButNotLucky

8.3

The previous time I was at this club a few weeks back, it was fun time with Daniela & Leah. This time I did not see Daniela but I did see Leah. As always, she…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Q&A/queencarmen
posted by
Muddy

Talking today to queencarmen somebody who’s danced all over Massachusetts. She was nice enough to give us some time and insight.
Catch her at Centerfolds in Boston, Mardi Gras in Springfield or Alex’s in Stoughton.

  1. When…
review
published 3 yrs ago
Friday Night at Perfect 10
reviewed by
qwertyng

6.7

Came on a busy Friday but was able to find self-parking in their lot. Cover fee was $20. Walking in, the club is pretty spread out with a walkway down the middle and a huge…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Still the same, always worth a visit.
reviewed by
chipe

5.7

I drove by Mons as a warm up but there were only 2 cars in the parking lot so I skipped it and headed to Scarlott’s. It has been a couple of years since i…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Worst dance ever.
posted by
shadowcat

I think I got mine yesterday at a nude club known for extras. It was her first day at this club having just moved here from Chattanooga TN. She was cute and friendly but it…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Breakin' 2 Electric Taboogaloo
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Elizabeth, NJ. Wednesday night just after midnight just came from breathless. Area seems fine. Guarded parking lot by some guy. Spots are tight but I found one. Walk in, no cover on this night. Greeted…

review
published 3 yrs ago
No, Breath More
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

Rahway, NJ. Wednesday night. Around 1145. Just came from Allure in Staten Isalnd. This club is right near a water tower. I park on the street, I just never park in the back lot but…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Fun time but most girls cling to regulars.
reviewed by
govangogh

7.3

This club is under new management and it shows. Everything is clean and well maintained. Bar provides food, beer, cocktails, or shots. There is one main stage, the only one I ever…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Might be promising but will take repeat visits to find out
reviewed by
BadBob

7.0

Stopped in at 7 because I was in the area.
tl;dr: this might a good place to be a regular — shows promise is right but the promise wasn’t kept this time.
In general, it’s…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
San Jose Ape asked if The System is merely paying hooker for sex
posted by
rickthelion

tuscl.net

I shall educate you normies (i.e., non-ricks) regarding the ways of rick:

Being rick is the only way of truly being. It is a holistic approach that blows the mind of normies with how unbelievably awesome…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Car kill switches
posted by
mark94

As part of the so-called infrastructure bill from last year, all new cars beginning in 2026 are required to include a kill switch accessible by law enforcement. No limits are placed on how LE can…