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Stopped by here one Friday night to see what it was all about. I think it was a $10-$20 cover. The bar was directly as you walk in and then a stage to the left…

Across the highway from Barons in the middle of no where. About an hour east of Winona MN and LaCrosse WI on some smaller highways. Gravel lot but well lit after dark. No…

I'm back bitches!

Hadn't been to a SC in a while. Too long. But hit this place up with a buddy of mine on a recent Thursday night. Like the info says, this…

First time here. When I walked in I had a flashback thinking I must have been here before. It looks strikingly like Locomotion. It took me a while to get my bearings, I…

My first club of the day. Close to my hotel so I had nothing to loose. When I parked a pickup truck came blasting through the parking lot and into the reserved spot…

I’ve been to Sapphire 60 a number of times but this was my first visit after the pandemic. Bypassed any cover charge by telling the folks at the door that I visited regularly in…

The last time I was in town was pre pandemic, I stayed at a hotel near the club and had an awesome time, so I decided to give it a go again and hope foe…

Open Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays only at 8pm.
Bring your own beer or soft drinks. No hard liquor.
Must be 18 to enter and 21 to drink alcohol.
$15 admission, $10 for ladies and military.
Fuel up in…

I decided to hit up this well reviewed massage parlor again. I had been here before about five years ago and had a good time. After my forrays at Midway Invaders earlier in the…

Despite the fact that I only live 20 minutes from this place, I have never been in there before. I do plan on a return visit as soon as possible.

Wiggles is located in an…

My experiences here had been rather dull the past few times, but I decided to pay an evening visit after many months away. My experience was much better this time around, but it was likely…

Club details:
Club on the outside has a gated setup, open gates but a brick wall, well lit with Cameras on the property. No cover before 6:00 and I think $10.00 after 6:00 pm.…

Friday afternoon visit. 3 girls working and 4 guys at the bar. Parking lot felt empty. Entered and noticed $30 private room on the right with no curtains. Next to it…

Damn this place has been run to shit by Eddie the owner. As far as the decor, this is still the nicest club on the Berry Blvd/7th Street strip (Yeah, yeah I know, not…

Cinco De Mayo. $18 Uber from the Grant Park area. 2PM. $10 entry. Light pat down.

Haven’t been here since January and the plastic couch covering is all ripped to shit. They just need to give…

Popped in to CMowe’s and while there were a decent number of girls they were either occupied or on their phones. After a short visit and no action, I decided to go down the street…

Was in the area and decided to sample the Washington Park scene. I started with Miss Kitty’s because I knew one of the dancers working there from the past. Arrived about 1 the afternoon.…

Went there in the middle of the week around 7 or 8pm since I have driven by the place several times but never gone into it. Long story short: I should have kept driving.

You enter…

First time back to the Orange since Covid. I actually wasn't expecting many changes, since Orange is a pretty straight-up, simple joint. I arrived early afternoon and it was quiet inside. No…

I stopped in around 2 pm and then 2 more times hopping it would get better. OK I have to describe the bar. It is a dive with the bar on the right as you…

I wish this club worked for me. After all, it has my highest priority, which is decent chicks – girls who are slimmish, youngish and perhaps even down for the D.

Down for the D is…

After my stops at Lusty Adventures I thought maybe OGD might be better and I was wrong. I stopped in around 3 pm and returned around 7 pm. Quick club description for all you nit…

This is a belated review of a short visit during the afternoon of Monday, April 25th. Just been too busy to write a decent review. Be forwarned...it may come across as whiney but so…

This review is late. This is from my February 2022 visit. I’ve been. Super busy with work . As always I got extra details in PM. Now let’s get to it.

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