Wish I liked it better. Don't know if I'm going back.

I wish this club worked for me. After all, it has my highest priority, which is decent chicks – girls who are slimmish, youngish and perhaps even down for the D.

Down for the D is theoretical and so far elusive at Risque. Where slimmish and youngish are observable to a reasonable degree of certainty, Down for the D has been 10% suggestion and 90% hope. I’ll get to that in a minute.

They charge $5 cover here. Except sometimes they don’t. Don’t ask me to explain. I have no idea. My beer was $5. Or $6. Feel like it was one one night, the other another. Regular lap dances in the regular room with regular moves that won’t make you happy cost $20, which is among the best prices in the area.