Time to chill and drink
The last time I was in town was pre pandemic, I stayed at a hotel near the club and had an awesome time, so I decided to give it a go again and hope foe the repeat. The place had been slightly updated, I think last time the bar had a UFO theme to it for some reason, this time looked like it had been cleaned up. The bathrooms were not too bad, last time they were heinous. They have some weird plastic sheet flooring but looks light-years better. The bartender was awesome for the most part, slowed down when she was getting tipsy but her attitude made up for it. There were quite a few chicks there for how small the place was. A couple of very hot but very tiny spinners were making the rounds, but overall the girls were a good mix. There was an absolute stunner, that hung with a older gent looming like he came from the office, and was glued to him all night. I was approached by a sexy petite early 30's chick with a nice body. She was pretty chill, bought her a couple drinks and started giving me dance salespitch, stayed non committed and she would subtly start to say shit like, I hope you are naughty when I give you a dance. Chemistry started to feel right as she got more handsy the dirty talk got more specific. Still I had not seen anyone go for a dance the entire time I was there, so I knew it was a gamble but the last time I was there I got to experience the legendary skills of Sadie (who I'm sure is long gone). With the long shot I was led off to the 150 room for 15 min. She started out with a slow grind and started to get the feeling it was a wasted time. She got close and I went in for some DFK, which surprised her but also flipped a switch. She grabbed the soldier and out and spit and got him to attention, teased up by grinding some skin to skin. Then you guessed it out comes the upsell which was outlandish for some lipservice, so I passed. Finished the time with a good dance and some hands on action but nothing to warrant a repeat or to throw me back in time to the last time I was there. Envy is a chill place to go, I'm sure mileage can be had, but this is a place where I would just go to have some drinks and maybe find an adventure...or not.
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