the ultimate strip club list

In town looking for some fun on a Wednesday night, dropped by close to midnight with very low expectations

$10 cover, I forgot if there was a drunk minimum. Went on, first room was nice but…

After several months of slow but steady improvement of the DTC day shift, things seem to have taken a step backwards on my recent June weekday visit. I arrived about 3:30 on a Thursday, no…

$17 daytime cover. Restrooms located next to the entry cover area. Mens room urinals are while. Urinal pucks were red today. Dried up crap in the toilets that the staff neglected to clean up, possibly…

Another bullshit NYC Tourist Trap or "Finance Guy Trap." Much like Flash Dancers, this club is there to suck money out of tourists and wealthy finance, wall street guys. And they are succeeding from what…

Went there after work on a Wednesday afternoon. Got a text from one of my favorites that it was really slow so she could spend some extra time with me.

I've known her for a couple…

Showed up Friday morning (1 am) over the Memorial Day Weekend with 3 others. Unlike 2021, there appears to be no waiting in line. So as soon as we were dropped off and…

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon about two weeks ago. Parking lot was about half full, so figured there would be a decent amount of dancers and a few PL's so I would not be…

Flew into San Diego, took the 992 bus to the Blue Line Trolley to San Ysidro. Exchanged some dollars for pesos (about 19.4 pesos per dollar) which I found out is a better rate…

Got off work early and was actually in the area when I never am. Used to go here regularly, maybe once a month a year or two before the pandemic started. Came in around 330pm,…

I went around 10pm on a Saturday night. This was my first time there and despite all the negative reviews, I wouldn’t say the place is horrible. It’s actually the best place I’ve been so…

First time in a club in KC metro area. This was the 2nd club I visited in the same night. Will write another review on Shady Lady later.

The outside of the club is…

Have been to Brad’s several times, but this was the first time back in a few years. Club has a lot of seating and a central stage with three poles. On the night I was…

After striking out at a couple of other clubs I made my way to Landing, $7 valet, $20 cover and the place was completely packed. Had to wait around to get a seat the bar.…

Gotta be honest: I love Pumps.

It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls.

It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you about parking as I don't…

I had a great experience at this club.
Parking is in back, and there was lots of room to park.
After my eyes adjusted to the dark I went to the bar and got a…

Drove by after work on a Thursday afternoon. Didn't realize this place was back open again, their website is not kept to date anymore (pre-covid they used to keep the website updated with dancer…

Bachelor party out in SLC, and let's say I was not anticipating a legendary night out in the state of sister wives and honeycomb. We had several options for clubs - no booze, but no…

Friday. 9PM. Spent the afternoon at Doll House and had way too much fun. Parking spot right by the door. Free. Relieved my friend and I didn’t have to park in the alleyway by the…

Spending a few weeks in Miami and this was the first club I visited. I wasn’t asked any cover charge but was told that if I want to go upstairs - there is a 20…

On the way to play a round of golf and bath when it started to pour on my drive. Texted my friend I was meeting and we push the teatime back an hour, so I…

Decided to check out Polekatz after reading reviews of their Tuesday night special. It's definitely a haul, took a good 30+ min to get there from Downtown Chicago, but figured it was worth the cab…

Every so often, I’ll feel the need to head down the I-5 corridor for business and inevitably end up making the Portland strip club tour. Portland gets a bad rap for being a low mileage…