I'm a sucker for hipster girls, what can I say.

Gotta be honest: I love Pumps.

It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls.

It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you about parking as I don't drive. When you enter, a bouncer scans your ID and it gets saved in a database. When you visit again you can peek at the screen and it will say when your last visit was (whoops) or presumably if you're blacklisted. Pretty thorough pat down plus bag search.