Bach'in it in SLC

Bachelor party out in SLC, and let's say I was not anticipating a legendary night out in the state of sister wives and honeycomb. We had several options for clubs - no booze, but no pasties, pasties, no boobs but touching and no touching but booze and pasties. We opted for the latter, and so found ourselves rolling up to Trails at 10pm or so.

We were greeted at the door by a day shift dancer who was clearly trashed and being babysat by the bouncer. She asked us to take her home, but we (and the bouncer) politely declined. Admission was I think $20.

Once inside, Trails resembles a dive bar with some homey touches. The main stage runs the spine of the space, with two stages at either end. One end has a large bar, the other end opens up to a couple pool tables, tables, and a side bar. Behind the main stage there is a small stage, and dancers rotated the three stages with a few songs at each.